Spring Drunk Chang'an

Liu Wenrui spent two thousand taels of silver on half a pound of tea. He had originally saved it to please his father, but now...

"Here you go, Qingru!"

He smiled grimly.

Liu Qingru didn't notice her second brother's expression. She excitedly fiddled with the teapot in her hand. Her eyes darted around, "Give it to me. I can do whatever I want with it."

Liu Wenrui nodded, "Of course!"

"Then I will..." Liu Qingru blurted out, but swallowed it back halfway through. She just smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you, second brother!"

"Brother, please accompany me to fly a kite!"

"Let's go, let's go."

She spoke softly, placed the teapot solemnly on the bedside, and then pushed Liu Wenrui out.

"Come on, come on, stop making trouble, second brother will accompany you!"

Liu Wenrui smiled, looked at the tea jar meaningfully, and left with his sister in an indulgent manner.

The two of them flew kites in the yard, played baisao (baisuo) and tossed pots for a while. Liu Qingru laughed unrestrainedly, her voice like a silver bell, and she was extremely happy. Then...

He was scolded harshly by Liu Xiu who came over after hearing the noise.

"You two are the loudest in the entire mansion! Your eldest brother is about to take the imperial examination. It's the most important time. Can you please understand a little bit?!"

"What are you making a fuss about?"

"Even your big brother can't study!"

He roared loudly.

Liu Qingru hid behind Liu Wenrui pitifully, with her head shrunk, not saying a word.

Liu Wenrui: ...

He was criticized to pieces.

But it's not surprising.

Qingru wanted to play, but was afraid of being blamed by her father, so she asked her second brother to come and "take the blame" for her.

This sister, I never realized before, is actually so, so...

Liu Wenrui sighed inwardly, letting go of all the guilt he felt for taking advantage of his sister.

At this time, Aunt Lai heard the noise and thought of a way to wake up Old Lady Lai. When the old lady heard her son scolding her granddaughter, she felt distressed and came out with crutches...

He didn't scold his son, but just took his granddaughter away.

In the courtyard, Liu Xiu's anger was directed at Liu Wenrui alone.

He was scolded for a full quarter of an hour, and after he bowed and apologized, Liu Xiu finally let him go.

Liu Wenrui left in a bad state.

Liu Qingru looked at her brother's figure and gave him an apologetic look, but she had no intention of seeing him off. Instead, after Liu Xiu left, she picked up the teapot her second brother gave her, ran to Jishan Pavilion, and gave the Qingmeihaojian to Liu Wenbai.

She said nicely, "Brother, I know this tea is good for you. It can improve your eyesight and refresh your mind. It is the most suitable for you. It's rare that you like it!"

"I spent a lot of effort to get half a pound, and I didn't even want to soak a piece. I gave it all to you!"

"Brother, you must do well in the imperial examination and don't let your sister down..."

Liu Qingru concealed the origin of the tea.

Not a single word was mentioned about Liu Wenrui.

This is also what Liu Wenrui hopes for. Compared with his vigilance against his half-brother, Liu Wenbai really loves Liu Qingru and truly treats her as his sister.

I never doubted her.

In particular, Qingmeihaojian was indeed his favorite tea. Liu Qingru catered to his tastes and had a sweet mouth. Even a proud man like Liu Wenbai was coaxed into smiling and gladly accepted his sister's kindness.

He kept the tea leaves and drank them.

Half a catty is indeed a lot. Whenever Liu Wenbai gets a headache from studying hard, he always makes a pot of strong tea.

Liu Wenrui naturally knew about it.

So, he smoked some "strong" spices, and on the day before Liu Wenbai took the imperial examination, he brought Liu Qingru to his yard and solemnly "congratulated" him.

"I wish you success in the imperial examinations and that you will be the top scorer in the exams."

"Yes, yes, yes, big brother will definitely pass the imperial examination and become the top scholar. Then I will be his sister. How impressive that will be!"

"When Big Brother is in high school and is paraded through the streets, I'll be watching from a high building and throwing flowers to you. You can catch them!"

"You can only catch what I throw!" Liu Qingru pinched her waist and said coquettishly.

"Of course, Ru'er just wait." Liu Wenbai responded proudly and without any modesty.

Lift your chin high.

When I looked down at my brother, I used my nostrils.

Liu Wenrui looked at him with a sinister smile on his lips.

After sitting in Jishan Hall for two quarters of an hour, he took the initiative to say goodbye. "Big brother will take the imperial examination tomorrow. Qingru and I will not delay you any longer. Big brother, have a good rest and recharge your energy..."

"We walked."

"Second brother, please don't. Let's spend more time with eldest brother to cheer him up and prevent him from getting nervous!" Liu Qingru was still unwilling and acted coquettishly, wanting to stay a little longer.

Liu Wenrui frowned as if he was 'sensible', "If you want to accompany big brother, there is no time for that. Don't disturb him at this critical moment!"

"Qingru, you must be obedient."

He is rarely strict.

Liu Qingru stuck out her tongue and agreed reluctantly, "Okay, then big brother, after you finish the exam, you have to accompany me well!"

Liu Wenbai nodded happily.

Liu Wenrui and Liu Qingru stood up to say goodbye, that is...

It was a very reasonable and normal relationship between brothers and sisters. No one could find fault with it. After Liu Xiu found out, he even praised Liu Wenrui a few times, saying, "You've grown up, you know what's important and what's not. You act like a big brother..."

Everything is normal.

Until the full moon set and the sun rose, in the early morning, when the servant was about to wake up Liu Wenbai, he suddenly discovered!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The prince has diarrhea!!!

He pooped on the bed!

The whole bed is covered with it!!

He is unconscious!!

There was foam coming out of the corners of his mouth.

The servant was so frightened that he almost lost two and a half souls. He crawled to the bedside and circled around Liu Wenbai, who was unconscious but "dying". Finally, he pinched his nose and ran to Liu Xiu for help!

Ah!

You have to pinch your nose.

Liu Wenbai soaked the quilt, and water kept gushing out.

It stinks.

"What? Wenbo is sick? Quick, call the court doctor and help me get dressed. I'll go and see him!"

Liu Xiu was awakened from his sweet dream by the servant's howling. He was terrified and didn't even bother to put on his shoes. He grabbed the trousers from the servant and put them on. He casually put on a piece of clothes, rushed to Jishan Hall and walked in!

"Ouch!!"

He let out a scream, causing the whole room to be overwhelmed by the "smell" and making his eyes hurt.

"Wenbo, Wenbo, ugh, what's wrong with you? You, you wake up, ugh, ugh, don't scare dad, doctor, ugh..."

Liu Xiu endured the discomfort, ran barefoot to his son's bedside, held his hand, and vomited while showing concern.

Alas, faced with a bed full of yellow soup, he really couldn't control himself.

too disgusting.

It all dripped onto his feet.

Liu Xiu was in so much pain that he wanted to vomit.

At this time, Song and Liu Changan also got the news and hurried over...

Watch the fun.

It wouldn't be the case that they would feel sorry and anxious for Liu Wenbo! !

They looked at the miserable state of the child born out of wedlock - unconscious and running around, soaking in the 'yellow soup', and the servants did not dare to move him for fear of being sprayed all over!

It really comes from the bottom of my heart and I can't help but laugh.

"Hey, Wenbo, what's wrong with you? What did you eat?"

"What did he eat yesterday?"

So much goods?

You've already pooped all over the bed, but you still can't stop "spurting"?