After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Grandma Feng's expression eased slightly. "Hmph, Old Yuan, that good-natured guy with a tough mouth but a soft heart! He's always trying to cause trouble for me! Since you were introduced by Old Yuan, then please take a seat!"

"Ah hiss!"

Zheng Yingjun sat down and then jumped up from the chair as if he had stepped on an electric wire.

The Wind Fairy looked at him like a fool.

"You're sitting down even though your butt is injured. Are you sure you're here to see your butt, not your brain?"

"Hiss! Old woman, your words are so venomous that they're almost as poisonous as a scorpion. Are you sure it's a doctor and not Aunt Rong?"

"Judging from your sharp tongue, I guess the wound isn't that serious! Get down on the next bed and take off your pants!"

Zheng Yingjun limped to the simple little bed next to him.

"Don't be shy! In my eyes, you're just a piece of meat. What's there to be shy about?"

When Grandma Feng saw Zheng Yingjun taking off his pants hesitantly, she looked disdainful.

"I am a handsome young man after all! How can good-looking flesh be the same as ugly flesh?"

Zheng Yingjun expressed dissatisfaction.

Jiang Hao held his forehead with his hand. He didn't expect that Zheng Yingjun would argue with Feng Po Po over such a thing.

Jiang Hao walked up and pulled off Zheng Yingjun's pants.

"Shut up! Lie down!"

He needs to finish the job quickly because he has to go back to be with his wife!

"Haozi, you are so rude!"

Fairy Wind came over, pressed the wound twice with her hands, and then walked away.

"It's nothing serious, just wash it with salt water when you get home!"

"Ah, hey, hey, hey! Is that it? Just wash with salt water? Don't I need to take any medicine? What if I get an inflammation?"

Granny Wind turned around, stared at him for a moment, and then uttered two words with dissatisfaction: "Fool!"

"Hey, what do you mean? Why are you calling me a fool?"

"You're the sucker, happy to be ripped off! I told you it would be alright if you just washed it with salt water, but you insisted I give you some medicine. Fine, I have a medicine that will heal the next day. Ten thousand yuan per tube. Do you want one?"

"Oh my god! Ten thousand yuan a tube? Mother-in-law, if you want to steal the money, just say so. Why do you insist on giving me a tube of ointment?"

"Humph!"

Grandma Wind stopped talking and sat back down.

"Mother-in-law, do you really have that kind of ointment? Can it be used on any wound?"

It was Jiang Hao on the side who spoke.

Grandma Wind looked at him in surprise. Although she didn't understand why he asked, she nodded.

"Yes, there are! For mild cases, they can be healed in one day, and for severe cases, no more than three days! And the wound will heal without a scar!"

"Haozi, don't believe her! Even the best and most expensive ointment in the hospital wouldn't dare to guarantee something like that! We don't even know which drug dealer she bought the medicine from!"

Granny Feng glanced at him coldly: "I, an old woman, make all my own medicine!"

"What? You made it yourself? That's not a three-no product? Haozi, did you hear that? You absolutely must not buy it! What if it breaks down?"

Jiang Hao ignored Zheng Yingjun's words.

"Grandma, how many do you have? I bought them all!"

"You bought them all?"

Granny Wind looked surprised.

It wasn't because of the price, but because Jiang Hao chose to believe her without even seeing the efficacy of the ointment.

"Yes, I'll buy all the ones you have!"

Jiang Hao is certainly not stupid, and he would not believe everything just based on Lao Yuan's one-sided statement.

So he sent people to investigate this Wind Fairy.

Do not check, I don’t know, I’m scared.

Her family turned out to be a medical family, and had inherited ancient Chinese medicine for hundreds of years.

My parents were arrested because they were accused of practicing medicine without a license, and our family fell into poverty from then on.

Grandma Wind was sent to a remote island by her parents after much difficulty, and only then was she able to survive.

Therefore, anything produced by Grandma Feng must be of top quality!

"Oh, you have quite the appetite, boy. However, I can only sell you two! The ingredients for this medicine are incredibly hard to come by, and I've only made three!"

"Okay! Two is two!"

Jiang Hao naturally wouldn't force anyone to do anything.

However, this Grandma Feng has no children, so it would be a pity if her medical skills were not passed down to someone else...

Grandma Feng took out two unpackaged aluminum tubes of ointment from a wooden box and handed them to Jiang Hao.