After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"The good news is, you caught a fish!"

"What about the bad news?"

"The bad news is, you caught the fish with your butt!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The people around couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Zheng Yingjun struggled to get up and looked behind him.

The red fish bared its big teeth and bit his butt hard!

His pants were covered in blood, just like a woman's having her period.

"Oh my god! This fish is so vengeful! Ouch! Why is my butt still so painful? Haozi, hurry up, help me get this fish off! It hurts so much!"

"Stop laughing and help me get the fish down!"

Qin Wanyan poked Jiang Hao, who was still gloating on the side.

"I don't want to touch anyone's butt except my wife!"

Jiang Hao looked disgusted.

Qin Wanyan glared at him.

"Then shall I go?"

"That won't work! Let me do it!"

Jiang Hao walked over reluctantly and chopped the fish unconscious with a knife.

When the fish was taken off Zheng Yingjun's butt, his entire butt was blue and the teeth marks were clearly visible through his wet pants.

"Ouch! My butt! It's swollen!" Zheng Yingjun touched his butt and grimaced in pain. "Is this thing poisonous?"

"Seeing that you're still alive and kicking, it shouldn't be poisonous!"

Jiang Hao took a picture of the fish with his mobile phone, searched it, and confirmed that it was just a kind of fish in the sea with strong attack power but not poisonous. Then he leisurely teased Zheng Yingjun.

"you sure?"

"Sure, that's what Baidu said!"

"What? Baidu?" Zheng Yingjun said in disbelief. "Could you be any more careless?"

"Don't underestimate Baidu. Many people who get sick don't go to the hospital first, but consult Baidu! This shows how advanced Baidu's medical skills are!"

"Damn it, you jerk! Row back now and take me to the doctor!"

No matter how much fun they had, Jiang Hao still sent the people to the island.

"You still have a conscience, kid!"

Zheng Yingjun was just sighing that Jiang Hao was still a human being when they stopped in front of a dilapidated thatched house.

"arrive!"

"Are we here?"

Zheng Yingjun looked around: "Where is the hospital? Why can't I see it?"

"Where is the hospital on this island? Let's go in!"

Jiang Hao pointed at the thatched hut and walked inside.

"What the hell? Here? Haozi, you're not going to trick me into coming in and then beat me up, are you?"

"Am I sick?" Jiang Hao rolled his eyes. "This is a very famous local village doctor. She treats all the sick people on the island!"

"You actually just randomly sent me to a village doctor? Damn it! Where's your helicopter? Where's your luxury cruise ship? Am I not worthy of you being my boss for once?"

Jiang Hao looked disgusted and said, "If you change your personality, lose weight, and get a facelift, I might consider it!"

"You are indeed a superficial person!"

The two men walked into the thatched hut, and a scent of medicine hit them in the face.

There was a wall of herbs neatly stacked inside.

There was an old woman with black hair but a face that looked a bit old who was treating a patient.

"Okay, this is three days' worth of medicine. Take it home and boil it, twice a day!"

"Grandma Wind, what about three days later?"

Granny Feng glanced at her casually and said, "Everything will be fine in three days!"

"Oh! Thank you, Grandma Wind! Thank you, Grandma Wind!"

The man took the medicine as if it were a treasure and left the thatched hut respectfully.

"You guys? You're not from the island, are you?"

Fairy Wind raised her eyes and glanced at it.

"Hello, Grandma Wind! We're the ones who recently came to the island to film a program! My friend got bit by a fish while out at sea today, and he's worried, so he wanted to see you!"

Jiang Hao explained patiently.

"It's just a fish bite, it won't kill you!"

"Hey, old man, why are you talking like that? We're not here to get treatment for free, so why are you saying such harsh things?"

"If you think it sounds offensive, get out!"

"you!"

Jiang Hao stopped Zheng Yingjun.

"Stop talking! If you want to see a doctor, shut up!"

Then he turned around and said to Granny Feng in a gentle tone, "Granny, please don't mind my friend's bad temper! I was introduced to you by Old Man Yuan! He said you have superb medical skills and are a rare miracle doctor!"