Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Chapter 3 Basic Qualities of Being a Cannon Fodder

Well, actually, the flashing golden light was all made up by Guan Shanyu.

Although he has ten years of experience as a keyboard warrior on the Internet, he is actually a coward and softie at heart. When he thinks that he will die at the hands of the protagonist he created in the future, his legs go weak.

Although Guan Shanyu's ending was only briefly mentioned when the article was written, and his life was hastily ended with the twelve words "he never changed his bad nature, his body covered with sores, and he died in a foreign land", but!

In this world, he has to experience it himself. He is a weak man who can't eat for a whole day if he cuts his hand. It would be better to send him back to his original world and let him rest in peace if he is killed by sores.

So in this journey of shock and fear, on the first day of Guan Shanyu's rebirth in this world, he opened his eyes and saw Yan Ruchen standing far away outside, and he fainted with a scream.

But fortunately, Guan Shanyu was a member of the bullying group, and no one would blame him if he fainted and did not go out to work. So he sat at the door of this shabby house sighing all day, drove away three or four prostitutes who wanted to have a quickie relationship with him, and thought about how to break the situation in a distracted manner.

He just hadn't had the chance to ask that damn system what the punishment would be if he was ooc. If the punishment was light... he would...

"Yamayu! How are you today?!"

Guan Shanyu stood up and saw several young men waving at him on the long street. These were the other fellow villagers who bullied Yan Ruchen with him in the original novel.

Guan Shanyu waved to them reservedly, but his eyes were fixed on a young man at the end of the team, who had a hunched back, was carrying a bamboo basket, and was walking with a slightly staggering step.

The sky was covered with dark clouds, which was so oppressive that it made people feel breathless, but there were still a few rays of golden light shining through the clouds and falling on the wet street.

The young man walked slowly towards the sunshine, wearing a tattered piece of coarse cloth. There were scars on his face and hands, and it was unknown whether he was bullied or accidentally fell, but!

Even with such a humiliated face, there was no way to hide Yan Ruchen's potential to grow up to be a handsome man who could charm everyone from eighty-year-old women to infants.

His eyebrows are picturesque, his eyes are like stars, he has thick eyebrows, big eyes, broad shoulders and a narrow waist.

When Guan Shanyu first created this character, he dreamed of him at night. He was a young man as beautiful as jade, wearing a black robe as cold as the stars at night, with a long sword in his hand flashing with cold light, and his eyes as cold as an autumn pond.

Now, with such a vivid character standing in front of him, Guan Shanyu couldn't help but feel an indescribable emotion in his heart.

I wrote him so handsome, but in the future I will die at his hands. How the hell does this make sense?

Guan Shanyu saw them approaching, forcing himself to suppress the trembling of his lips and looking at the other young men. As expected, those men had pointed noses and monkey cheeks, typical cannon fodder.

Guan Shanyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, although his character was marginal, at least he retained his beauty.

After digesting his own gentle exterior and dark inner self, he raised his head and gave them a faint smile: "Thank you for your hard work, everyone. How are you today?"

Although the words were spoken to everyone, the speaker's eyes were involuntarily focused on Yan Ruchen who was standing silently at the back.

The young man standing at the front of the team, his face covered in dust, waved his hand and said with a slightly frustrated look, "Forget it. The wages for moving goods at the dock are too low. Only one hundred yuan for a whole day's work. It's all because of this damn bad luck. No one wants to accept us wherever we go. The inner sect selection will take another three days. I don't know what kind of opportunities we brothers will find in the next few days. By the time we get to the mountain, there will be a lot of places we can deal with."

After he finished speaking, he spat, and the saliva landed right at Yan Ruchen's feet. However, Yan Ruchen just lowered his head slightly, silently took a step away, and continued to stand quietly without making any sound.

In the original novel, Yan Ruchen was raised by prostitutes...ahem, in short, prostitutes. A child raised by the lowest class is naturally also from the lowest class. Yan Ruchen has been bullied and humiliated in the village since he was a child, especially when the prostitutes who raised him passed away one after another, the villagers' bullying became more unscrupulous.

Verbal humiliation and beatings when he was in a bad mood became commonplace. The hardships and pain he went through were little known to the public, which also laid the groundwork for his later character transformation.

The village they were currently in was called Xianyuan Village. Its name stemmed from its proximity to a renowned celestial mountain—the seat of the Tianxuan Dao Sect. Thanks to the patronage of the sect, the area boasted a wealth of talented individuals, abundant resources, and a wide variety of rare treasures. The villagers lived in peace and contentment, untroubled by natural disasters or demonic invasions. Hence the name Xianyuan Village, signifying a deep connection with the immortal path and gratitude for the endless blessings bestowed upon them by the Tianxuan Dao Sect.

But I am not even given a chance to do odd jobs, what a fate with immortality.

Guan Shanyu rolled his eyes silently. Seeing the leading young man raise his foot to kick Yan Ruchen, Guan Shanyu subconsciously wanted to shout to stop him from committing such a suicidal act. However, just as the word "no" came out of his mouth, an alarm suddenly blared in his ears like a hundred fire trucks passing by. The Google Translate appeared again, "OCC Alert! Host is engaging in behavior inconsistent with the original body, level one penalty."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Shanyu felt an electric current flowing from the top of his head to the soles of his feet. The stimulation made his whole body tremble. In an instant, he lost consciousness and knelt in front of several people.

Before the young men could kick out, they saw Guan Shanyu's legs give out and he fell down. They hurried back to help him. One of the young men leaned in front of him and asked, "Li Qi, Shanyu, are you dizzy because you haven't eaten all day?"

The young man named Li Qi shouted at Yan Ruchen, "Did you hear that? Do you have any sense? Hurry up and take the buns from the basket. You're just standing there like a piece of wood. What a jerk."

Yan Ruchen nodded in confusion, hurriedly stepped forward to put down the backpack, and lifted a dirty cloth to reveal a few snow-white steamed buns. However, perhaps because he was afraid of getting his hands dirty, he didn't dare to help take the buns out directly. He just looked at Guan Shanyu anxiously. The young men had no intention of letting him help. They quickly picked up a bun and handed it to Guan Shanyu's mouth, saying, "Have a few bites."

Guan Shanyu looked at the unfamiliar faces in front of him. Although he couldn't remember their names at all, he still thanked them gratefully. After pretending to eat a few mouthfuls of steamed buns, he was helped into the house by several people.

As soon as he stepped over the threshold, he saw the bellyband left behind by Yunniang when she fled on the bed.

Several people turned their heads silently to Guan Shanyu. After all, it was an open secret in the original novel that he appeared to be righteous but was actually having affairs in private.

Guan Shanyu avoided their gazes guiltily and said sternly, "Well, if I said that nothing actually happened, would you believe me?"

Night falls.

As the male protagonist who suffered a lot of bullying in the early stage, it was natural that he couldn't even get a bed to rest at night.

During the day, Yunniang was still flirting with Guan Shanyu on this bed, but at night, it was used as a large bunk bed by four or five young men lying in all directions.

Guan Shanyu watched Yan Ruchen drag his injured leg to the corner, wrap himself tightly in his thin clothes, curl himself up into a small ball and prepare to go to bed. He himself felt as if his whole body was crawling with lice and could not lie still.

The young men nearby were snoring loudly, exhausted from their daytime work, but before going to sleep, they hadn't forgotten to clean up Yan Ruchen's hundred yuan. It was autumn now, and sleeping like this for a night would definitely catch a cold.

Guan Shanyu himself is timid but soft-hearted. He is terribly afraid of Yan Ruchen. When he thinks of Yan Ruchen who turned evil in the later period and killed countless people to unify the world, he trembles with fear all over.

Although it is crucial to promote the development of the plot, Guan Shanyu knows that he must not bully Yan Ruchen too much, otherwise it will not be so easy for him to sneak down the mountain in the future. After all, the evil Yan Ruchen is a terrifying existence who will even pour boiling water on the ant nest on the roadside. Of course, now it is better not to conflict with him if possible, and any help is appreciated.

But then again, he wants to help but can't be OOC, otherwise that stupid system will electrocute him.

Damn, the programmer of this crappy system must have graduated from Yang Yongxin's graduating class. He was punished with level one just because he wanted to stop them from bullying Yan Ruchen. There won't be levels four, five, six, seven, or eight in the future. How can he bear it with his frail body?

After thinking about it, Guan Shanyu calmed down, stood up carefully, and seeing that the system did not respond at all, he slowly walked towards Yan Ruchen.

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