Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Chapter 2 I will never write again in my next life

The sky was dark and windy. A drop of water fell on Guan Shanyu's face. It was unclear whether it was raining or just his tears.

This is the second day that Xu Jianqing, wearing the shell of Guan Shanyu, has arrived in "The Immortal Journey Against the Sky".

The current plot happens to be the second day after this group of people came out of the village and went to Tianxuan Taoist Sect to become disciples and arrived in Xianyuan Village.

On the second day, the little money they had was gone. Their leader was a young man named Li Qi. He suggested that during the three days of rest in Xianyuan Village, they could go out and do some odd jobs to earn some money for emergencies, especially when they arrived at Tianxuan Taoist Sect, perhaps it could be used to make arrangements.

Li Qi's consideration is not unreasonable.

In the original work, even disciples who come to study need to prepare enough funds to cover various expenses before arriving at the mountain gate.

In the original novel, Yan Ruchen was stopped outside the gate on his way up the mountain because his hard-earned money was robbed by his fellow villagers. His pleading was in vain and he was even kicked off the mountain gate. Fortunately, a young lady from the palace passed by and generously donated money to help him out, allowing him to go up the mountain smoothly.

This plot is extremely old-fashioned, but it has a large audience. Many readers like to see the story of a protagonist who is abused physically and mentally, but is always rescued by a beautiful woman at a critical moment and finally taken into his harem.

But the author Guan Shanyu himself is now in the middle of it and feels very bored.

He shook his head quickly. How could he continue writing if he himself found the writing boring?

And now he feels it is boring, mainly because he is not the protagonist, but a dead cannon fodder. If he were to play Yan Ruchen, it would be extremely interesting.

Guan Shanyu looked at his own white and tender hands, then looked up at the sky again.

In the original novel, Guan Shanyu is a young man whose family has fallen on hard times. Although he is dark and jealous inside, he looks cold, aloof, feminine and beautiful. When he stands from a distance, he looks a bit fragile.

However, when he wrote it, he only briefly described the character's appearance, leaving the details blank. However, in today's world, the portrayal of characters needs to be more realistic and specific.

So on the first day he woke up here, he went to the river to take a picture of himself. Damn, Guan Shanyu looked exactly like Xu Jianqing in the real world.

What a rubbish system! After all, I am 1.84 meters tall and full of masculinity. What difference does it make between me and this feminine and beautiful homosexual?

The system pretended to be dead for a long time after he cursed for a long time. Only when he was tired of cursing did he think about his miserable first half of life.

If it weren't for the middle-aged female leader in the unit who teased him all the time, he wouldn't have quit in anger. However, he didn't expect the current industry environment to be so sluggish that he couldn't find another job after sitting at home for half a year.

In order to avoid starving to death while lying at home, he had no choice but to pick up his childhood dream of becoming a writer. He thought that online literature was very popular now, so he might as well write something to get a piece of the pie. However, he wrote a million words but no one paid any attention to him, and he was even hit by a car when he went out to buy instant noodles.

If I had known earlier, I would have agreed to be kept by that middle-aged fat rich woman. I would have been a gigolo who only lived off the food and waited for death in my next life. How much is dignity worth?

Life is really boring. I break down every now and then, and then I keep acting like a coward. I don't even dare to throw in the towel.

Guan Shanyu spat fiercely on the ground. Damn, he also transmigrated into books when others did, so why was he assigned such a role?

The original character was a homosexual with a dark heart. Although he came out to learn martial arts from the male protagonist Yan Ruchen, he often went to brothels to fool around during his stay in Xianyuan Village. Although he did not find a man he liked, he was favored by the prostitutes in the brothels because of his handsome appearance. They would seduce him and hope to have a short-lived relationship. Although the original character liked men, he would not refuse them when he was lonely. The original plot was that Yan Ruchen and others worked outside to make money, while he was at home making love with the prostitutes in the brothels.

As for why they had agreed to go out and do odd jobs together, but he was here picking his feet, it was because his original body was weak and frail, and he liked to play the victim and gossip, which scared the group of stupid supporting characters. Not only did he not have to go out to work, but he could also sit back and enjoy the fruits of others' labor, relying on the hard work of others to make a living, and even took this opportunity to bully Yan Ruchen.

Thinking about it this way, this role seems pretty good...

Guan Shanyu touched his chin and thought carefully. In this world, he only needed to ensure his own survival and not change the main storyline. In other words, there were other supporting characters who would do the bullying. As long as he didn't seduce the elders of Lingcao Xuan, he would not be driven down the mountain by Yan Ruchen and end up dying in a foreign land.

However, in the original novel, Guan Shanyu seduced the elder of Lingcaoxuan in order to steal the sect's secret manual and was driven down the mountain. It was precisely because Yan Ruchen "sacrificed his own family for the sake of justice" and did not show favoritism to Guan Shanyu just because they were from the same village that he won the favor of Yan Ruchen's first wife Si Hongyin in the original novel.

So if he didn't seduce the elder, then Yan Ruchen would probably not get a wife?

Damn, this stupid plot was actually written by myself.

Guan Shanyu banged his head against the wall in frustration, repeatedly, regretting why he had written novels in the first place, why he had refused the rich woman's support... After banging his head for a while until it hurt, Guan Shanyu half-raised his head and shouted sinisterly: "System, I won't scold you anymore, come out now."

A ding sound came from my ear, and the mechanical voice of Google Translate rang out: "Welcome to use version 1001.0 of this product. As your intelligent partner, you can ask me any questions you want."

Guan Shanyu asked expressionlessly, "What would happen if I ran away now?"

The air was quiet for a second, and suddenly a large control panel appeared in front of him. Several lines of large characters and his own portrait were projected on it. Before Guan Shanyu could take a closer look, the voice quickly responded, "Due to the recent frequent abnormal fluctuations in this world, it was only recently repaired. Therefore, the mission instructions and supplementary terms were not released to you in time."

Guan Shanyu: "What the hell? Supplementary terms?"

The voice continued stiffly, "This world adheres fully to the original storyline and strives to create a 100% faithful reproduction of the original plot. Your current character experience is Guan Shanyu. You must strictly adhere to the character's pre-defined behavior. You may create additional characters as long as it does not affect the main storyline. However, violations will result in varying degrees of punishment. After completing all of Guan Shanyu's storylines from the original storyline, this body will be yours to control."

Guan Shanyu's eyes lit up and he asked, "Does that mean I just need to follow the original plot and make Yan Ruchen and Si Hongyin develop feelings for each other, and then I can go down the mountain by myself, and that'll be all that's left?"

After all, his role in the original novel was to facilitate the emotional development between the male protagonist and the clan leader's daughter. As long as the final result remains unchanged, the mission is accomplished.

A second later, that voice sounded [correct understanding]

Guan Shanyu stomped his feet happily. Damn, I thought this would be so difficult. Isn’t it just asking Yan Ruchen to find a wife? It’s as simple as can be. After all, he, Xu Jianqing, grew up watching "The Temptation to Return to the Village". He must be very good at matchmaking.

But the joy had not yet subsided, and the voice continued to remind [Before fully unlocking the character, the host must complete bullying Yan Ruchen 100 times and seducing the Elder of Lingcaoxuan once]

Damn it!!! She still wants to seduce the elder. If she seduce him, she’ll be doomed.

Guan Shanyu was about to explode when he saw a sudden flash of golden light at the end of the long street, dazzling him. He turned around and saw that it was indeed dazzling. It must be the first male protagonist of the book, Yan Ruchen, who had appeared.

Off topic: Like Guan Shanyu, living a life of idleness and waiting for death is also my dream. However, the main reason why Guan Shanyu's writing is not good is that he borrowed a lot of plots from novels in order to become a hit. There are too many plots that make people dislike reading. This is the background. Therefore, some of the plots in the early stage have appeared in many film and television plots. However, after the character OOC function is unfrozen, the development will not follow the plot of "Xiantu Ni Cangqiong".

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