Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Take it away."

"Next person."

"Carry it away again."

"Old Zhao, why are you searching? There is nothing there. You won't find a single grain of rice no matter how hard you try."

"Don't block others from opening the can. Move back."

"very good."

"Another one has been carried away. Today is really a good day. The store manager is making a profit."

Li Shaoming was very happy. The people who opened the jars today were really evil, except for Xia Simeng and Nezha who opened useful items.

Among the five emperors, the fat emperor opened ten cans of old man's spring water, while the other four did not give a single hair.

"Hey! Captain, who was it just now who said he wanted to teach us how to open a can?"

One of the female members of the Phoenix Team looked at the lost Zhao Kongcheng and his companions with a sarcastic tone.

Xia Simeng replied in the same tone: "I remember it was this rather wretched-looking older brother who said that."

"How do you say it?"

"Remember."

"He said this. Everyone, get out of the way. Let the Five Emperors teach you the correct way to open a can."

"Hehehe~"

The lifelike imitation tone and the identical speaking expression made everyone laugh.

Only Zhao Kongcheng and the other four were like defeated roosters, unable to jump anymore.

"Stop messing around. Those who haven't opened their doors should do so quickly while there's still time. We'll have plenty to do when we get back."

Chen Muye spoke up and interrupted this sarcastic scene.

They definitely don't have much time these days, as they have to make arrangements for all the people who awaken the Forbidden Ruins.

Cangnan also needs to be rebuilt, and people who have no place to live must be arranged first to avoid unrest.

It can be said.

After opening this jar, all of them were destined to spend their time busy except for sleeping.

"Let me open it first!"

Hongying shook her high ponytail, took two steps to the jar, took the hammer from Zhao Kongcheng, and swung the hammer without thinking. One by one, the objects flew out of the jar as they broke.

"Congratulations Yingzi for winning a miniskirt."

"Congratulations to Yingzi for winning a box of oranges."

"Congratulations Yingzi for winning a cup of milk tea from grandma's house."

"Congratulations Yingzi for obtaining a Rejuvenating Pill."

"Congratulations to Yingzi for winning a copy of One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes."

"Congratulations Yingzi for obtaining a bottle of red recovery medicine."

"Oh my god, the anti-aging pills are out."

Zhao Kongcheng perked up, quickly took the pill in his palm, and leaned forward to take a look.

Seeing this, Hongying snatched it back and said, "What's so good about it? Old Zhao, you can't see anything."

"Yingzi, if you are not satisfied with your current appearance, you can wait a few more years before eating it. If you eat it now, your appearance will be fixed and will never change."

Li Shaoming spoke up to remind him.

Hongying first took the milk tea, inserted a straw, then threw the Rejuvenating Pill into her mouth, chewed it twice, and drank it with the milk tea.

"My current appearance is just right. If I grow older in a few years, I'll be old."

"Ok?"

"What the hell is this?"

A few seconds after she ate it, a thin layer of black substance covered her body.

Nezha didn't give Li Shaoming a chance to explain and spoke first: "That's the dirt in your body. You're lucky. If an ordinary person ate it, at least it would be like they had just fished it out of a cesspool."

"You only have a thin layer, which proves that you are already healthy."

"With so many stains, and you're still healthy?" Hongying wiped her arm in disdain: "I can't stand it anymore. Shaoming, please let me use your bathroom."

"Please."

Li Shaoming spread his hands.

After Xiaonan saw Hongying slip into the bathroom, he stepped out and said, "I'll open the next one."

"Well, warmly welcome our best undercover agent of the year, Si Xiaonan."

"Everyone applaud~"

Li Shaoming took the lead in clapping his hands.

Fatty followed closely behind, his palms clapping until they turned red: "Nothing else, Oscar must owe Sister Xiaonan a trophy."

"You're even better than the best actor. You even fooled me, the best actor, Lao Zhao. Xiaonan, you're definitely the best in the film and television industry."

Zhao Kongcheng raised his eyebrows and raised his thumbs.

"As expected of an agent of the God of Trickery, Xiaonan, you don't think you'd even try to steal our chastity, do you?"

Wen Qimo covered his chest and slowly stepped back.

Leng Xuan slapped him and said, "You look so wretched, what can Xiaonan like about you?"

"Hahaha~" Li Shaoming laughed: "Leng Xuan, you are wrong. Although Qi Mo looks a little wretched, his facial features are still good. At least you don't have to worry about finding a wife in the future."

"That's enough." Xiaonan pouted. "Be careful, I'll cheat you out of all your money. It's easy for me, a Klein Realm expert, to cheat you little shrimps who haven't even reached the Sichuan Realm."

"Don't~"

"Can we just shut up?"

Wen Qimo and the others didn't dare to joke anymore, and then changed the subject.

"By the way, is our Team 136 still a normal team?"

"Captain Haijing, Hongying Haijing can fight against Wuliangjing. Now, there's another Klein Realm master. They can beat the Phoenix Squad, right?"

"Also, among the three of you, Captain, you are the worst. You and the deputy captain should just give up your positions to Hongying and Xiaonan."

"Don't!"

At this time, Hongying walked out of the bathroom and heard what Zhao Kongcheng said while wiping her hair.

"In my opinion, the position of captain is not fit for a dog."

Chen Muye??? "Woof woof woof~"

Wangmian??? “Woof woof woof~”

Xia Simeng??? "Woof woof woof~"

"Yingzi, you've offended three captains at once with just these words!"

"It's okay, the three of them can't beat me."

"Okay! You're awesome."

"Huh~"

Xiaonan stretched out her finger and tapped Hongying's face, exclaiming, "Wow, Sister Hongying, your skin is so good now, full of collagen."

"I'm so envious. I also want to make a youthful pill."

"It's really springy." Qiangwei reached out and pinched it. "It's almost like jelly. I really want to take a bite."

"Yes?"

Li Shaoming didn't believe it.

"I don't believe it. Let me take a bite and see if it's true."

"Clap~"

Hongying saw a huge mouth of the abyss approaching and swung out a palm of Tathagata.

With a "pop" sound, Li Shaoming spun 365 degrees in the air and then washed the ground with his face.

When Zhao Kongcheng and several men saw this situation, they wanted to go over and join in the fun, but when they saw Hongying rubbing her hands constantly, she stepped aside with a wry smile and observed three minutes of silence for Boss Li.

At the same time, I was also glad that I was not the first one to step forward, otherwise I would be the one to suffer.

"Serves you right. Can you men just bite a girl's face whenever you want?"

"If anyone wants to bite, we'll do it."

"Come here, sister, and let the sisters have a bite."

"Pa bang bang~"

Several girls from the Phoenix Team followed in Li Shaoming's footsteps, lying side by side on the ground, questioning their lives.

"Hahaha! Sister Hongying, don't worry about them. Come and watch me open the jar."

Xiaonan pulled Hongying to the jar, touched his jelly-like hands, and raised the hammer.

The hammer fell but the man is still there.

The person in the jar is broken.

The broken pieces of the can have been taken out.

When things appear, people are stunned.

A ray of light shot into Xiaonan's eyes, and those ordinary eyes suddenly burst into a captivating light.