Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"interesting."

In a dim hall.

Yue Huai slowly put down his phone, his pupils flashing with light.

"Sir, how is Cangnan City doing now?"

A man below played with his wine glass, then drank it all in one gulp and asked.

"Loki, the god of trickery, has joined forces with Poseidon, the god of the sea, Hades, the god of the underworld, Indra, the god of thunder and rain, Susanoo of Takamagahara, and two creatures that are about to become gods."

"Indra is dead."

"Susanoo is dead."

"Those two Klein-level creatures are also dead."

"Loki seems to have escaped."

Yue Huai slowly told the news about the foreign gods' invasion of Da Xia.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the hall paused, and the only sound in the huge hall was the heavy breathing of people.

This news undoubtedly caused a storm no less than level 15 for them.

The wind made their hearts flutter.

"Incredible, the Night's Watch is so powerful now?"

"Two Klein creatures, two gods, all perished in this invasion. If this continues, what will become of our Ancient God Church?"

"This is outrageous. It's only been a short time. When did Daxia become capable of killing gods?"

"Is it all because of the jar shop?"

Yue Huai waved his hand to calm the chaotic crowd below. When they quieted down, he said, "Yes, the news from the spy is that Indra was killed by the young master of the Baili Group using a divine weapon."

"And Susanoo was seriously injured by a young girl stationed in Cangnan, who burned her own life in exchange for her life."

"Then Sword Saint Zhou Ping arrived. After a brief exchange of moves, Susanoo's head was blasted off by a beam of light, completely annihilating him."

"What's even more interesting is that Cangnan is fictional. The entire city disappeared, but for some reason, the people who should have disappeared with it didn't."

"I kind of guess it's because of the jar shop."

"Sir, what should we do next?"

"Let it settle for a few days and wait and see what happens. Then, open the can. Once enough has accumulated, the signed agreement will be invalidated. That's when the Ancient God Church will take action."

"What if we enter Cangnan and the Night's Watch attacks us? Won't we be wiped out?"

"They don't dare. Xianmo is lurking. If the Night Watch attacks us in Cangnan, the consequences will be unbearable for Daxia."

"Of course, leaving Cangnan depends on your own ability. You are not fools, so I don't need to teach you how to leave, right?"

"Hahaha! Of course not."

At this time.

Yi Yu, who had been silent the whole time, changed his expression and said, "You guys, you big brothers, you're obviously not good people. This is not right."

"People in the same world should love each other...!"

"Get lost! Get back here! This body belongs to me. Don't try to control my thoughts."

"Brother, you're saying that again. What do you mean by this body is yours? I live in this room, so my body is half mine, okay?"

"There's more!"

"Big brother, you can't force me to come out."

"There are twenty-four hours in a day, and we each have half. During the day, I am in control, and when night falls, you, my elder brother, will take control of the body."

"Is this arrangement reasonable?"

"It's such a happy decision."

"You old man, my body is mine. Don't even think about controlling it for a minute."

“…”

Speechless.

Yue Huai stroked his forehead. His head ached from the constant changing tones of his mumbling.

The others also felt a chill in their hearts when they saw the mumbling of the two souls in one body.

"Let's adjourn the meeting!"

Yue Huai couldn't bear to watch anymore, so he waved his hand and left the hall.

Everyone followed and left quickly.

All that's left is the mumbling that I'm talking to myself.

.....

"Congratulations to Kong Shang for obtaining a lighter that won't light."

"Congratulations to Kong Shang for winning a box of cigarettes without butts."

"Congratulations to Kong Shang for winning a massage vibrator."

Kong Shang was full of dissatisfaction: "Why did the captain give out a magical object that can transform, but all I get are lighters and cigarettes, and defective ones at that."

"Just be content!"

The Third Prince was holding some beggar's clothes, his head buzzing.

"You have a massage stick, what the hell are these clothes I'm offering?"

"You want me to go out and become a beggar with a lot of money?"

"You two are done." The other members of the Phoenix team were even more speechless. "We are all empty cans, who can we go to for justice?"

"You are the ones with bad luck, who else do you want to find?"

The five emperors of Zhao Kongcheng came out and pushed away the Phoenix team members who were blocking their way.

"Let us teach you the correct way to open a can."

"Brothers two, three, four, and five, show your talents."

"Understood, brother."

Witnessed by the puzzled members of the Phoenix Team, the five can openers slowly took out their favorites from their arms.

The words "ten yuan suggested price" caught the nearest person's eye.

He saw Zhao Kongcheng and the other five kneeling down in front of the jar like pilgrims, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.

He usually watches live broadcasts when he has free time. Those game broadcasters often do this.

It is also called "metaphysics"

it works?

He doesn't believe it's useful.

"Do you guys really have to be so thorough?"

The girls in the Phoenix Team must have seen a lot of things. When they saw the actions of Zhao Kongcheng and the other four, they immediately knew what they were going to do.

"You know nothing."

Zhao Kongcheng replied without turning his head, and then patted the fat guy next to him.

"Fourth brother, you will take the lead this time. The brothers will cheer for you."

"okay!"

"Look, brothers, I'm going to use a magical weapon to blind their eyes."

Fatty held the hammer and solemnly opened the twentieth page of the book.

"The first rule on page 20 of the Can Opening Manual is: Do not approach women before opening a can."

"Hmm~"

"After being single for more than ten years, I have achieved this."

"The second rule on page 20 of the Can Opening Manual says you should burn three incense sticks before opening a can."

Fatty frowned: "Do you guys have any?"

"It's a must." Yue Gui took out three incense sticks and said, "I've prepared a large handful. Feel free to use them, Fourth Brother."

"Brothers."

Fatty excitedly took the cigarette, lit it, placed it in front of the jar, and then closed the book.

"Brothers, let us pray together."

"No problem bro."

"God of the Jar!"

"Please listen to the prayers of our five brothers, who sacrificed themselves for the Phoenix Squad."

Xia Simeng???

Hole injury???

Phoenix Team???

Listen.

Listen to what they are saying, at the expense of their team.

What about the face?

Why don’t you go to heaven?

Hongying and the others all laughed when they saw that the Phoenix team was confused.

This is not their first experience, and they have already developed some immune systems.

But Pang Pang didn't care what the Phoenix Team thought, as they had already reached the most critical step.

I saw.

He raised the hammer above his head and roared excitedly, so loud that the roof shook twice.

"Make a wish... for one hundred and eighty artifacts."

"Give it to me...out."

He smashed ten jars one after another, and the sound of the breaking even drowned out his roars.

In an instant.

Ten cans flew out...

"Congratulations, Fatty, for winning ten cans of Laofu Mountain Spring Water."