Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, look! The eldest brother is coming down with Taishang Laojun."

Sha Seng's excited shout immediately attracted everyone's attention in the temple.

Taishang Laojun followed Wukong unwillingly and with a resentful look on his face, as if someone had stuffed a piece of shit into his mouth.

Perhaps, even gods cannot remain calm when forced to work.

Bajie looked at the auspicious clouds in the sky unwillingly, wondering how come Laojun had no backbone at all.

Shouldn't he refuse to give in even if the monkey treated him like that?

Taishang Laojun: You think too highly of me. My old bones can’t withstand a blow.

"Holy monk, how are you?"

Laojun said this with gritted teeth, as he could still vividly remember how he had taken away my treasures and allowed Sun Wukong to steal my elixir.

How dare you threaten me?

Yes, what Wukong was holding in his hand just now was the golden rope, which is also the belt of Taishang Laojun.

When he kindly gave the Nine-tailed Fox the Transformation Pill, she accidentally stole one of them, which led to what happened today.

Taishang Laojun: One act of kindness was exchanged for countless threats. Now I regret it, very much.

Tang Shan pointed at the approaching fire dragon and said, "You deal with your followers. If you can't deal with them, then I will deal with you."

Wukong and his companions were shocked. Why is the master so arrogant?

Wukong was sweating profusely. He wondered if he wanted me to beat Laozi with my stick.

Sha Seng: Isn’t this a bit bad…

Bajie: Beat him!

Taishang Laojun was shocked by Tang Shan's seriousness.

The master and the disciple are really more difficult to deal with than each other, and they threaten each other at every turn.

I'm afraid the days ahead will be difficult.

He descended from mid-air on a cloud.

The three imperial masters quickly led the crowd in kneeling in greeting, "Our sincerity must have moved the Three Pure Ones, and the Jade Emperor has appeared!"

"He must be here to help us find those escaped bald donkeys."

Taishang Laojun looked down at the huge group of people kneeling on the ground.

It's true that they are your loyal believers, but you could pick on anyone else, but you had to pick on those two troublemakers.

"Everyone, get up."

"Thank you, Taishang Laojun."

Huli Daxian: "Laojun appeared late at night, but does he have something for you, my disciple, to do?"

Luli Daxian: "It is our great honor to be able to share Laojun's worries."

The flattery greatly compensated Laojun's heart, which had just been ravaged by Tang Shan and his disciples.

He cleared his throat pretentiously, "Nothing special actually."

As far as the eye can see, Wukong and Lao Sha are swinging the golden rope for Tang Shan to play skipping rope.

The shiny bald head was moving up and down in a regular pattern.

Bajie was rubbing his butt to cheer him up, "Let's rock together~ Rock together~"

Taishang Laojun was filled with black lines...

You guys are really going too far!

He changed the subject and said, "I came here this time for matters concerning Taoism and Buddhism."

The three imperial masters were stunned. Why would the master appear specifically for the monk’s matter?

Several people looked at each other in silence, waiting for Laojun's next words.

"Let's stop here for tonight. All of you should disperse and don't come any closer."

Otherwise, I really don’t know if those two masters and apprentices would kill you all in anger.

Before the change, he could still imagine that Tang Seng could restrain the naughty monkey.

Now it seems that Sun Wukong was being polite.

Hu Li Daxian looked up in surprise, "Master, why... is this happening?"

"You don't need to ask why, just do it."

Taishang Laojun flicked his whisk, left, and went home!

The prefect stepped forward nervously and asked, "Grand Master, what do you think?" Should we go to Zhiyuan Temple or not?

The Great Immortals Luli and Yangli both looked at their eldest brother.

How about it? Do you want to go?

Huli Daxian had no choice but to return empty-handed.

At Zhiyuan Temple, the little monk who was watching through a telescope was overjoyed.

"They're gone! The Imperial Master is gone!"

There was a cheer of survivors in the temple.

"Thank you, Holy Monk, and thank you, Great Sage."

The abbot's eyes were red: "It's good now, but after the holy monk leaves, how can we protect ourselves?"

Wukong: "What are you afraid of? Wait till I take care of them all with my stick, and everything will be fine."

Bajie scoffed, "It's easy for you to say that. You can just leave if you kill the Imperial Master. These monks will definitely not escape the Emperor's punishment."

The abbot sighed, "The current emperor values ​​Taoism over Buddhism. Even if he kills the imperial preceptor, the fate of us monks will not be much better."

Sha Monk: "Master, why don't you help them?"

Looks pitiful.

Bajie: "Old Sha, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but there are so many pitiful people in this world. Even if any master helps us, how long will it take to get the scriptures from the West?"

Wukong: "When will it be your turn to speak, you fat pig? You'll always listen to Master."

Bajie snorted and said, "If it weren't for the purpose of changing back to my original appearance, I wouldn't want to hang out with you guys every day."

The abbot and the monks looked at Tang Shan hopefully, waiting for her answer.

Tang Shan: It’s over. I feel like a savior now.

It turns out that being a hero feels so good.

No wonder no one wants to be a little monster

On the other side, Huli Daxian, who had returned to Sanqing Temple, was silent and thinking hard.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"You said, Master rarely appears once, but it's because of those stinky bald donkeys. Is this normal?"

When he mentioned this, the other two couldn't help but frown.

"Brother, what do you mean?" Lu Li Daxian glanced at the statue, "that the one just now was fake?"

Yangli Daxian: "It is very likely."

Holmes Tiger: "Could it be that the yellow hair behind the statue is a human footprint?"

He stopped talking and looked at it more and more like it.

The Great Immortals Luli and Yangli don't have much brains to begin with, and usually listen to their eldest brother's advice.

Now, after listening to his clear and logical analysis, they all agreed with him.

"How dare you pretend to be our master and deceive us? This is a crime of great disrespect."

Huli Daxian: "But why would he help those monks?"

"Never mind him, let's strike back and kill him by surprise."

"Hey," Huli Daxian stopped the two men, "The enemy is in the dark, I am in the light, it's not too late to make a long-term plan at daybreak."

"But will he run away early?"

"Since he's protecting those bald donkeys, he won't leave easily. The monks can escape, but the temple cannot. I don't believe he can take all the monks with him."

The next morning, Tang Shan dressed neatly, even wearing the cassock that she had specially modified.

Wow, look at those long legs, those abs, those mermaid lines, those biceps and triceps...

As the saying goes, if you wear clothes, you will look thin, but if you take off clothes, you will look fat.

"He truly deserves to be the most handsome man in Journey to the West."

Outside the door, "Master, if it really doesn't work, let's just carry the mirror and leave together."

It's been sitting there all morning.

"Kongkong, I didn't expect you to be so eager to admire my master's stunning beauty."

Wukong silently took out the golden cudgel from his ear.

Creak, the door opened.

"Ouch~"

A scream was heard...