Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Taishang Laojun."

Several people paused and shook Laozi!

Wukong's expression was extremely complicated.

How should he invite Laozi to come down?

After all, their relationship doesn't seem to be very close.

Bajie's mood changed from depression and anger to gloating and secret joy.

You dead monkey, I told you not to ask too many questions.

If you can't invite Laozi, just wait and see how I will badmouth you in front of my master!

Sha Seng only felt that Bajie's struggling strength seemed to disappear suddenly.

It seems that the second brother has figured it out and knows that he can't beat the eldest brother, so he has stopped.

Bajie's red, swollen and bruised face showed a calm yet slightly weird smile.

"Master, don't worry. There's no one we can't invite when our eldest brother comes."

He met Wukong's probing eyes provocatively, "If he can't be invited, then it must be because he doesn't want to invite him, right, Big Brother."

Bajie emphasized the three words "big brother".

There was a sense of tension and gunpowder at the scene.

Even the dumbest Lao Sha felt that there was something strange in his words, let alone Wukong.

Now the situation is extremely urgent and the arrow is on the string and must be shot.

Wukong could only swallow his anger for the time being and wait for the reckoning in the future.

He flew up to the Tushita Palace in the thirty-third heaven in a flash.

There was a conspicuous note posted in front of the palace gate.

Sun Wukong and dogs are not allowed to enter!

Roaring Sky Dog: I'm offended!

I just like to come to Tushita Palace to eavesdrop on gossip recently, is that so serious?

When Wukong saw the words on it, he was so angry that he immediately tore it off.

He was just about to tear the note into pieces and grind it to dust.

After thinking for two seconds, he silently tore off the Monkey King at the beginning.

Paste the words "Sky-roaring Dog is not allowed to enter" back exactly as they were.

He even smoothed out the wrinkles with his hands after applying it to make sure it looked like new.

Roaring Sky Dog: You and I will never be able to reconcile in this life.

Wukong pushed the door open and walked in.

The fairy boy guarding the gate ran in with a sad face to find Taishang Laojun.

Wukong was like entering an empty space, and no one dared to stop him.

"Master, Master, something's wrong!"

The fairy boy rushed into the hall in a panic and rashly.

Taishang Laojun put down his teacup and glared at the visitor with dissatisfaction.

"I'm fine. You've been my fairy boy for so long, how come you still can't learn any manners!"

Upon hearing this, the fairy boy hurriedly stopped, stood up breathlessly, and then bowed politely.

Well, since the master is not in a hurry, then I, the gatekeeper, don’t have to be in a hurry either.

Taishang Laojun touched his beard and it looked like what it should be.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Fairy boy: "Reporting to Master, Sun Wukong is here."

"What!" Taishang Laojun stood up suddenly, causing the tea on the table to spill out.

"He, he, he, why is he here again?! Isn't there a sign at the door saying he's not allowed to set foot inside?"

Fairy boy: You can’t stop him by yourself, so how can you stop him with just a few words you wrote?

Do you think you are the Buddha?

Taishang Laojun paced back and forth anxiously, "No, I have to quickly put my treasure away."

"Why didn't you tell me such an important thing earlier?"

The fairy boy lowered his head and pouted. It was you who said you should behave yourself. That’s why you speak so slowly when you behave yourself.

"Where is Sun Wukong?"

The fairy boy was about to report that he was rushing towards the main hall, but before he could finish his words, Wukong's very distinctive voice was heard outside the door.

"I, your Great Sage, have already entered your heart."

Taishang Laojun: Uh...Ah! My baby, it's over!

Fairy boy: Huh? To their heart? Are they sharing some unspeakable secret?

Is the apparent confrontation just a cover-up for the inexplicable emotions surging underneath?

Or is it a love-hate story?

The fairy boy usually guards the gate and has nothing to do, so he likes to read folk picture books.

This will give rise to endless imagination.

Taishang Laojun kicked him on the butt and whispered, "Hurry up and hide my things."

The fairy boy then recalled that he kept looking back as he walked away.

His eyes kept moving between Wukong and his master.

Taishang Laojun straightened his clothes and said righteously, "Great Sage, you have come to visit me. What is the matter?"

If you rob me again, I will file a complaint with the emperor.

Wukong knew that he had to have the right attitude when asking for help, and besides, Taishang Laojun was a stingy and difficult old man.

He changed his usual cheerful and playful state and spoke in a rare flattering manner.

"I'm escorting Tang Sanzang to the pilgrimage site and ran into some trouble in Chechi Country. My master has asked me to invite you to come."

Wukong blinked his big, bright golden eyes and said, "What do you think? My attitude is good enough, isn't it?"

If you don't go, it's your problem.

Taishang Laojun: So you have something to ask of me, no wonder you look so fawning.

He flicked his whisk and said, "No, I still need to make medicine."

He locked his gaze on Wukong, "My pharmacy is empty right now."

The implication is: I'm not going because you've wasted all my pills.

If Tang Seng asked me, I would have a legitimate reason to refuse.

Wukong: Old man, you might as well just call my name.

Even at his age, he still holds grudges.

Despite this, he remained patient.

"Things have their priorities. Laojun, please be kind and follow me down."

He suddenly remembered what Bajie had just said to provoke him, and he was determined to invite Taishang Laojun down no matter what.

If that doesn't work, tying him up will do.

While the two sides were in a stalemate, two fairy children walked into the hall.

They turned out to be the Golden Horn and Silver Horn who were responsible for lighting the fire.

When acquaintances meet, they feel so unfamiliar.

When Jinjiao and Yinjiao heard that Sun Wukong had come to Tushita Palace, they thought Tang Shan had followed him as well.

Besides, my master hasn’t needed to make pills recently, so I wanted to come and catch up with the boss when I was free.

When they entered the hall, they saw only Sun Wukong and his master.

Wukong's clever eyes moved back and forth between the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn.

"Shouldn't you be busy refining medicine? Why do you look so idle when watching the fire?"

He looked straight at Laozi and said, "You keep making up stories, keep making them up."

Laojun felt scared by this look, and now he could only deny it.

He feigned anger, "You two don't look at the fire properly, do you want to be punished?"

You two, hurry up and leave!

Jinjiao and Yinjiao: Huh? Why are you looking at a fire when there's no fire at all?

Taishang Laojun winked at the two of them and said, "Hurry up, you two idiots!"

Wukong saw through it but didn't say anything. He just watched the master and disciple perform pantomime quietly.

Yinjiao: "Master, what's wrong with your eyes?"

Jinjiao: "Master, what's wrong with the corner of your mouth?"

Why is it twitching?

Taishang Laojun: I am not afraid of god-level opponents, but I am afraid of stupid teammates.

Why did I accept you two fools!

After the two finally left, Laojun secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Before I could recover, I saw Sun Wukong took out a rope.

"Oh, whose belt is this?"

Wukong picked it up and swung it in the air.

"How come a nine-tailed fox has such a belt?"

"Laojun, please help me take a look. Does it look familiar?"

Taishang Laojun: Danger!!!