Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Manjusri was speechless and had no way to refute.

Wukong looked at his embarrassed and ugly face with sympathy.

Wouldn't it be better to just give the money? You have to be scolded to feel comfortable.

Master's mouth has never failed.

Tang Shan cursed so hard that she lost all desire to sleep and simply sat up and started cursing.

Bajie pulled Sha Seng away and hid far away, fearing that Tang Shan would not be satisfied with her scolding and would not let them go either.

"You still want to mention Tathagata? If I spread this matter, he won't be able to protect himself. Then he will push you out and expose you to public criticism, and you will be accused of slandering your superior."

You taste, you taste carefully.

You know how passive your current situation is.

Manjushri was shocked that there was such a powerful layer here.

I just brought out Tathagata and almost got into trouble.

"Since the Green-Haired Lion has brought peace and prosperity to the Kingdom of Black Chicken, you can simply give some compensation to my apprentice and the king, and this matter will be over."

The result of Tang Shan's random order was that Wenshu had to pay twice as much.

Wukong: Master, you are trying to have it both ways.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have earned one million taels of gold this time."

"Hahahaha!"

Tang Shan threw her phone away and started dancing excitedly on the bed.

Bajie was trembling and Sha Seng was confused.

White Dragon Horse: "Master, would you like to play some dynamic music for you?"

Zhu Bajie: Finally, even you have gone crazy.

The fragrant red date, wolfberry and black chicken soup is bubbling in the pot.

When you come to the land of black chicken, how can you not drink some black chicken soup to nourish yourself?

"Master, you've been secretly eating meat again."

Zhu Bajie wiped his saliva and whispered, I don’t know if there is a share for me.

"Hey, the goblins ate me, so I ate some meat, what's wrong? It's no big deal."

Tang Shan took a sip of the soup. It was nourishing and comfortable.

As the advertisement says, women are made of water.

Even though I am Tang Monk now, it doesn’t stop me from continuing to be a handsome man.

In the future, I will have to rely on this appearance to seduce the Queen of the Kingdom of Women.

Sha Monk reiterated: "Master, we are monks and cannot eat meat."

Tang Shan didn't get angry, she wiped her lips and started lecturing.

"If monks don't eat meat and can't kill, then are flowers, plants, fruits and vegetables also living beings?"

Sha Seng nodded.

"Temple after temple, incense is constantly burning, attics are filled with obscenity. Those high and mighty Buddhas and gods enjoy the offerings of the people, but the world still has a lot of suffering."

"What we need to do is not to abstain from food superficially, but to guard our hearts. Establish our hearts for heaven and earth, and establish our destiny for the people."

As she spoke, she took another bite of the chicken leg, although she had no idea what she was talking about.

Anyway, no one can stop me from eating meat.

Sha Seng suddenly clasped his hands together and said, "I am narrow-minded."

In the future, I must study Buddhism in depth with my master.

The key point of Bajie is "no need to abstain from food".

It seems that I can change my name to Qijie in the future.

"Holy monk, I will never forget your great kindness."

The King of Wuji had tears in his eyes and said, "You took all my private money."

I will never forget you as a man in my life.

"Hey, I have my words of gratitude in my heart. If you really want to repay me, you can do that too."

Tang Shan was about to continue.

The King of Wuji took the lead and said, "Saint Monk, the mountain road is rugged, we should set off early."

Oh, okay, Tang Shan took two steps and turned around again.

"Yesterday I saw you and the Queen looking unhappy. I have some experience in marriage mediation. How about..."

"Bang!" The city gate closed with lightning speed.

Wukong tactfully handed the golden cudgel to Tang Shan.

Go ahead and break the gate down.

Tang Shan...

After leaving the Kingdom of Black Chicken, the master and his disciples continued their journey westward.

In Journey to the West, Tang Monk has two lines that run through the entire journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

"I come from the Tang Dynasty in the East." This is equivalent to telling everyone: I am Tang Monk, and eating my flesh can make you immortal.

"Disciples, there is another high mountain ahead." This means there is another monster here trying to catch me, so be careful.

Just after walking on a flat road, we arrived at a dense forest in the mountains.

A red cloud quietly rose into the sky from the valley.

"Click~" Tang Shan took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the scenery.

"This cloud is quite beautiful. It's getting redder and redder."

Wukong looked in the direction of the sound and saw that these were not ordinary clouds, but were clearly transformed from a demon.

"Attention all units! There are goblins ahead!"

Tang Shan, who was photoshopping a photo: Huh? Is the next challenge coming so soon?

Wukong holds an iron rod and Zhu Bajie holds a rake.

Sha Seng held the magic staff to subdue demons and surrounded Tang Shan tightly in the middle.

The airtight human wall certainly gives a sense of security, but the air circulation is a little insufficient.

Besides, how dare I let four big guys protect me?

The task assigned by the system is to protect you and help you get the scriptures!

"My dear disciples, it's just an ordinary cloud, a little pretty at best."

There's no need to be so nervous.

Wukong: "That's not a cloud, it's clearly a ball of fire."

Tang Shan: Uh, angry?

Well, you have a keen eye and you have the final say.

"Should we prepare some more herbal tea?"

Wukong...

"Master, this is real fire."

Could you please take better care of your life?

Really popular?

Is this Mount Babailihao?

Then we will have to face the problem child Red Boy.

Kong Kong almost lost his life because of his Samadhi True Fire.

When it comes to educating children, not only do we have a good teacher, we also need the help of parents.

"System, can I go to Flame Mountain first and then come back?"

The main focus is to save the country through a curve.

System: "Why don't you just take the scriptures and start the 81 trials?"

Tang Shan was overjoyed: "Is it really possible?"

System: “No.”

Tang Shan...

The red cloud suddenly dissipated, and Wukong and his companions put down their weapons and continued on their way.

Red Boy knew how powerful those people were, so he wanted to outsmart them.

This is similar to what the White Bone Demon did.

He transformed into the appearance of an ordinary seven-year-old child.

He was naked and hung on a tree.

"Help~Help~"

The master and his disciples were on their way when suddenly a pretentious cry for help came from not far away.

Tang Shan rolled her eyes. The line was completely devoid of emotion.

It's impossible to pretend that you have been tricked.

Zhu Bajie: "Master, did you hear any sound?"

"Master has been a little deaf lately, I didn't hear it."

Let Red Boy shout as much as he wants, no one will pay attention to him even if he shouts at the top of his lungs.

Wukong: "My ears are very good, I didn't hear it either."

In this remote place, a child's cry for help can't be a good thing.

These days, I don’t know how many fairies I’ve seen dressing up as the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled to gain sympathy.

Old Sun won’t buy it.

When Sha Seng saw that his master and eldest brother both said they didn’t hear it, he could only nod.

It’s definitely right to follow the main force.

Even the White Dragon Horse nodded specially.

Bajie: It’s over, I’m hallucinating!