Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

In the queen's bedroom, she dismissed all the servants, leaving only Tang Shan and his apprentice, the King of Wuji and the Crown Prince.

"How do you prove that you are the real King of Black Chicken?"

The master and his disciples pricked up their ears and said, "Come on, tell me some little secrets that only you and your wife know."

The King of Black Chicken tried hard to suppress his excited heart and trembling hands.

"You have a peach-shaped birthmark on your waist. Every time we go to bed, I like it..."

"Oh, stop talking, there are so many people watching us." The queen said coquettishly.

Tang Shan: What do you like? Tell me.

The king was afraid that the queen still didn't believe him, "You forgot, I also like to tie it with a silk scarf..."

The queen quickly covered the king's mouth and said, "I believe you. The monk is still here."

Only the two of them knew about this matter, and even their personal maid did not reveal a single word.

What's more, the king no longer slept with her since three years ago.

Even the entire harem was useless.

She originally thought that the king had a secret lover and was tired of the concubines in the harem.

Now it seems that all of this has an answer.

The Crown Prince blushed with shame, his father and mother had played such a big game.

It seems that I am still too conservative. I need to ask my father for more advice in the future.

Tang Shan and Zhu Bajie looked dejected. Why did they stop talking halfway through?

I was listening to something very interesting when the adult channel suddenly turned into a program about a successful family search.

Suddenly it became boring.

"Holy monk, you must help us."

The three of them knelt in front of Tang Shan, crying.

"Hey, what's the point of helping or not? Monks are compassionate and will definitely not stand idly by."

Tang Shan quickly helped them up and took out the IOU.

"As long as the money is in place, my eldest disciple," Tang Shan pointed at Wukong.

"The Ultimate Demon Killer King will immediately take care of this matter for you."

The money and goods have been exchanged, and there is no deception on anyone.

Wukong: This name sounds quite domineering. Should I include it when introducing myself next time?

The King of Black Chicken originally thought it was just a joke, but he didn't expect Tang Shan to be serious.

Only a few people know about this, and if he refuses to admit it.

The monk didn't dare to take his life, so he saved money.

Seeing the king's grim expression, Tang Shan wondered if he was trying to get something for nothing.

"This poor monk and I cannot kill, but that doesn't mean the fake king can't."

"Since you are unwilling to abide by the agreement, we will leave now."

You can battle with the fake king by yourself.

"No, no, no, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you."

The King of Wuji got up and walked under the Queen's bed, dragging out a box of gold, silver and jewelry.

"The rest will be transferred from the national treasury to the holy monk when I regain power."

The Crown Prince: "Mother, do you know that you sleep with a pile of gold every day?"

The queen endured it silently, "Your father has kept it a secret from me."

The most dangerous place is the safest place.

It seems that the King of Wuji is well aware of this.

Tang Shan left with a box of gold, feeling satisfied.

For the first time, the couple who had been in love for more than ten years faced a crisis of trust.

"Master, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, but the fake king doesn't touch any of them."

Zhu Bajie complained in his heart, if I were the emperor, I would have several beauties to accompany me every night.

What a waste of resources. Not knowing how to appreciate the blessings you have.

Wukong knocked him hard on the head, "I am just a demon, but I am more serious than you who are seeking scriptures."

Tang Shan calmly said, "I am also powerless."

It is the most painful for men.

Bajie's gossip spirit was burning, "Could it be that he could do it in three seconds?"

Tang Shan: What on earth do you watch on my tablet every day?

"He was originally the mount of Manjushri Bodhisattva, a castrated blue-haired lion."

"To him, this harem is like a eunuch entering a brothel. He can only watch."

The apprentice suddenly realized that this was too tragic.

Tang Shan took the opportunity to gain some favor for herself.

"Look at you, a pig and a monkey. If it weren't for the kindness of the master, I would take you with me to seek the scriptures."

"If you are unlucky enough to become a mount or pet of a deity, you will be castrated."

Tang Shan glanced at their lower bodies evilly and said, "You can figure out the rest yourself."

Wukong was fine, but Zhu Bajie was so scared that he was sweating profusely.

I'd better take my responsibilities seriously in the future. The world outside is too dangerous.

Wukong: "Since it is Manjusri Bodhisattva's mount, it is not easy for us to kill it."

He scratched his head and asked Tang Shan for advice.

The most annoying thing is to meet this kind of fairy with a background and connections.

Fighting is not fun at all, and you have to pretend to be giving it your all.

Tang Shan: "Why are you still fighting? Go find Wenshu now and tell him that his mount has done something wrong."

"Let him take the person away and give us some compensation for mental damage and appearance fees, and the matter will be over."

Wukong: "What if he refuses?"

I can't just rob him openly.

"Come, take the extra-long-lasting speaker repeater specially made for the teacher."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng covered their mouths and tried hard to hold back their laughter.

As soon as the master's trumpet sounded, another god was in trouble.

"You can go to the Heavenly Palace and the Western World and tell them that he allowed his men to escape to the mortal world, that he disregarded human life, that he didn't care, and that he didn't discipline them strictly."

"Let's see who will worship these Bodhisattvas in the future."

Wukong gave a thumbs up, it was amazing.

The gods love face and are greedy for incense, so the master just exposes them all.

Zhu Bajie was secretly delighted, thank goodness he didn't exchange with Monkey King.

Otherwise, this thankless job would fall on me.

It was late at night and Tang Shan was sleeping soundly.

The ding-ling-ling ring of her cell phone woke her up, "If you have to fart, do it now."

As a result, the other party paused for a second and really let out a loud fart.

Tang Shan...felt like her phone and ears were dirty.

"Hey, Master, Manjusri said he has something to tell you."

(Rusting sound)

"Hey, hey, hey, Jin Chanzi, we all know each other after all, there's no need to make a big deal out of it."

I haven’t recovered from the last time you cheated me, and now you’re doing it again. I really can’t stand it.

"Brother Wenshu, I swear to God, I'm definitely on your side."

"But I have elderly parents and young children to support, and the ghost of the Black Chicken King frightened me so much that I'm still bedridden. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it if you don't give me some compensation."

Bajie stared speechlessly at Tang Shan, who was sitting on the bed with her legs crossed.

It's true that you are bedridden, but you are actually staying in bed!

Seeing that playing the emotional card didn't work, Manjusri had no choice but to bring up his top boss, Tathagata.

"I'm telling you the truth. This was Tathagata who sent the Green-haired Lion to teach the King of Black Chicken a lesson in order to avenge me."

Tang Shan, who knew the plot well, said, "I have to say something about you. You're a good Bodhisattva, but you have to pretend to be an ascetic monk. You were tied up in the water for three days and three nights, but you couldn't untie the rope and run away yourself, did you?"

You are so foolish as to try to bear it yourself. Isn't that just suffering without any effort?

"Also, they only soaked you for three days, but you killed them and threw them into a well for three years. This has escalated into a case of malicious revenge murder. You're committing a crime!"