Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 38 Huaguoshan Scenic Area

"Second Brother, I'll leave these luggage to you."

Sha Seng put down his burden and began to bend over and kick his legs to warm up.

"You guys are going to go crazy with Master and the monkey."

"We must stand together with Master!"

Zhu Bajie: I feel isolated.

With a bang, the white dragon horse transformed back into a dragon.

Tang Shan sat on the dragon's head with her waist straight, facing the sun with majestic eyes.

I never thought that one day I could be so cool.

It seems that How to Train Your Dragon may have a live-action version.

"Listen carefully, Wukong. Death is the easiest thing to do when dealing with extremely vicious people."

Rather than waiting for them to die and go to hell to work for the King of Hell, I might as well squeeze out their remaining value.

I never thought that one day, I, Tang Shan, would still be an outlaw selling hundreds of human piglets.

"Today's goal is to beat them to death, but not to death."

Wukong opened his mouth and blew up a strong wind in one breath, blowing up sand and rocks.

The hunters and horses were dazzled and stopped in a hurry.

Tang Shan dropped several large hallucinogen sprays in mid-air.

Suddenly white smoke surrounded the entire team.

Humph, what could be more exciting than watching evil people kill each other?

After the hunter inhaled the spray, his companions turned into monkeys in the mountains.

Suddenly there was chaos and a large-scale fight broke out.

Wukong originally wanted to show off his magical powers, but after seeing this scene, he felt that this method was more satisfying.

Sha Seng tied up all the exhausted and collapsed hunters in a row.

Wukong led them into the Water Curtain Cave in a grand manner.

"Monk, no, holy monk, please let us go."

The leader had a pig-like face and spoke incoherently.

"Hunting is a natural thing for us. It has been the same for everyone in the world since ancient times."

"It's natural for you to hunt and kill monkeys, so why can't you be hunted by monkeys?"

Tang Shan asked back, staring straight at the leader.

"You two can't be so hypocritical."

"But since ancient times, it has always been humans who hunt, not prey that catches people."

The leader still refused to give up and said angrily.

"Now you see it." Tang Shan pointed at Wukong beside her.

It was obvious who the prey was.

"I saw you dressed in a monk's robe and looked like a decent person, but I didn't expect you to be a demon monk who was protecting demons and allowing them to commit crimes."

The chief's deputy scoffed, his eyes full of contempt.

Someone who hangs out with a bunch of goblins wouldn't be a good person.

The White Dragon Horse paused while massaging Tang Shan's shoulder, "Watch your attitude when you speak!"

I won't allow anyone to speak ill of my master.

Wukong swung his iron rod and shouted angrily, "Just beat him to death with one blow."

Tang Shan was speechless. He was still so arrogant even after being captured.

"Kongkong, stop fighting all the time. We are good citizens who are civilized, polite, and law-abiding."

The main thing is that if you kill them, my mission may fail.

I will never allow this to happen.

No one can stop me from becoming a multi-billionaire.

"Let the teacher conquer them with his personal charm."

Wukong: Your charisma isn't that you're prepared to chant sutras non-stop for 24 hours...

"When you have trouble, you kneel down and pray for Buddha's blessing. Why don't you think about Buddha's punishment when you do evil?"

Rights and obligations are consistent.

The hunters fell silent.

"The law of the jungle is survival of the fittest. You're just relying on your strengths over monkeys to commit arson, murder, and looting."

"Now you're not happy about becoming a prey?"

Tang Shan was laughing and acting crazy all the way.

It's rare to see him look so serious.

The disciples felt a little strange for a moment.

"Aren't you monks supposed to be compassionate? Are you really going to let this monkey demon do whatever it wants?"

It's fine if you're morally blackmailing me when I'm about to die, but calling him a monkey demon probably means you think your life is too long.

"Host, please note that Wukong's anger has skyrocketed and he may go berserk at any moment."

Tang Shan rushed forward and kicked the man, "My disciple is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, the Monkey God. If you keep calling me that, I'll poison you and make you mute!"

Md, these cannon fodders love to commit suicide and mess with me all day long.

Wukong: Master, for my sake, is willing to sacrifice his own reputation as a holy monk. I am so moved...

But I can't show it, I have to maintain the image of the proud eldest brother in the team.

Zhu Bajie: Master has made such a big move, I don’t know if it’s too late for me to go back to Gao Village now.

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: Master dotes on our eldest brother too much, it’s really a pity.

Tang Shan glanced at Wukong secretly.

I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw him raise the iron bar high and then slowly lower it.

"Compassion won't get us the true scriptures. Rather than repaying evil with kindness, I prefer tit-for-tat."

Tang Shan turned and left.

"Sell them all to Africa to dig coal mines. Remember, I only accept gold as payment."

Everyone...

After the event was over, the little monkeys from Huaguo Mountain brought a variety of fresh fruits.

Purple grapes, fragrant pears, yellow loquats, red bayberries...

Tang Shan suddenly came up with a bold plan to make money.

There are mountains, water, flowers and trees here, creating a 3A-level tourist attraction.

Not only do these monkeys have income themselves, but they can also get along well with the gods.

Now that it has become famous, no one can easily destroy it in the future.

Even if we take a step back and finally can't go back, we must have a place to retire.

"These are seeds from flowers and fruits, and these are seeds from vegetables and melons..."

"The mortal ticket is half a tael of gold, and the immortal ticket is one hundred taels..."

"Master, if you ask them to pay money and come here to help farm, who would come?"

Zhu Bajie complained in his heart, how could anyone be so stupid as to spend his own money to suffer?

Tang Shan: In modern society, there are quite a few such models.

It is called enjoying nature and returning to primitive life.

Everything is back on track in Huaguoshan.

Wukong's emotional value finally returned to the safe level.

But there is still a big problem that has not been solved.

Erlang Shen, who set fire to the Flower-Fruit Mountain and caused all this, has not yet come to settle the score with him.

Tang Shan was worried. If Wukong wasn't satisfied with the fight and wanted to go and settle the score with Erlang Shen right now, should I support or oppose it?

If I go with them, won’t I become like Tang Monk making trouble in Heaven?

If I hadn't gone, Wukong would have been trapped in the mountains for another five hundred years.

What should I do then? I won’t have to stay here for hundreds of years...

Help! Someone save the child!

"Host, here I come!"

The system's untimely mechanical sound rang out.

"Go away, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you."

I get angry when I see this shitty system.

The system immediately fell silent. It was really crazy. How could it be so aggressive?

Tang Shan's desperate sigh fell into the ears of her disciples.

Wukong: Master, do you think that the journey to obtain the scriptures has been delayed for too long?

How about traveling overnight?