Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The mountains are steep, the peaks are one upon another, and the ravines are deep.

Since entering the book, Tang Shan felt that she had climbed all the mountains in her lifetime.

Mount Tai, Mount Huang, and Mount Hua are no match for me now.

"Dear disciples, how about we go straight to the source to obtain the scriptures?"

Climb directly over Mount Everest and reach Tianzhu!

Otherwise, if this continues, she will suspect that she is about to become a mountain god.

"Master, aren't we walking straight enough?"

Tang Shan looked up and saw Wukong in the lead, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng following behind in a straight line.

The point is, they walked the catwalk on the catwalk...

Besides Tang Shan, the three other disciples were also in a mess in the wind, and were in a panic, occasionally making awkward movements with their hands and feet mixed up.

Alas, Tang Shan sighed, and decided to watch less Victoria's Secret supermodel shows in the future.

Each one of them was twisted into a maggot.

It was almost noon and the few of them found a shady place to rest.

"Master, would you like to eat salad peaches, steamed bananas, or braised jackfruit today?"

Sha Seng asked innocently, holding a piece of fruit in one hand.

Tang Shan: You can’t just eat it directly, right? You have to show off your cooking skills that are just delicious enough but hard to swallow.

She smiled slightly and said, "You guys eat, I brought some dry food with me."

After saying that, he took out a Big Mac with double cheese and triple meat from his pocket.

As soon as you open the package, the rich aroma of meat mixed with the milky aroma of cheese instantly floats in the air.

Zhu Bajie loosened his grip and the fruit fell to the ground. He sniffed around with his pig nose and drooled.

"Master, you secretly hid the delicious food, what do you think of us!"

Tang Shan: I think I took it out and ate it openly, so it can’t be considered as hiding it.

She covered the burger and said righteously, "Pigsy, stop thinking about what Master is going to make for you."

"Instead, you should think more about what you can bring to Master. What's wrong with Master eating some of the food he brought with him?"

Zhu Bajie was speechless. As a master, shouldn’t he share the food with his master?

I don’t think I was wrong.

Tang Shan continued, "If you want to eat, why don't you bring your own? As a disciple, why do you have to fight with the master for a bite of food?"

Even if the reason is not right, the courage is still strong. If you want to distort the truth, you must be strong enough.

Zhu Bajie was completely confused. He just mentioned it a little bit, and his master got angry with him?

It wasn’t like this before. Could it be those few days of the month?

But the master is a man...

What to do? He suddenly felt that what Tang Shan said made sense.

Wukong sneaked around Tang Shan's sight and opened the hamburger to take a look.

"Master, you are a monk, how can you eat meat?"

Wukong was horrified. Although he and Zhu Bajie became monks later in life, they had never eaten meat and only drank a little wine at most.

Tang Shan felt a few "clicks" and felt that she was being looked at by several pairs of scrutinizing eyes from all around.

"Well, that..." Tang Shan's brain worked rapidly, and she got it!

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart."

"I have Buddha in my heart, how can I be touched by just a few pieces of meat?"

Damn, I'll have to get a veggie burger next time.

Wukong: You keep making it up.

When Zhu Bajie heard about this operation, he immediately became interested.

"Then I'll have a few bites, old pig. It's not too much, is it?"

Tang Shan glanced guiltily at the small print on the packaging bag.

Phew, luckily it was a beef burger.

Finally, Tang Shan gave each of them a Big Mac.

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, Zhu Bajie was burping non-stop due to guzzling a large glass of ice cola.

At this time, a graceful girl came from the end of the mountain road.

She was pretty, with a slender waist, carrying a basket in her hand, and walked towards the group in a graceful manner.

Tang Shan raised her head and looked around. A beautiful woman appeared alone in the deep mountains and forests?

Hey, no matter how I think about it, I know something is wrong.

Zhu Bajie whistled and greeted enthusiastically, "Beauty, where are you going? Do you want me to give you a ride?"

Tang Shan's brows darkened, and Wukong immediately understood.

He kicked Zhu Bajie on the butt and said, "Mind your image."

If a normal girl sees someone trying to chat her up on the street, she would probably take a few steps back.

Not to mention Zhu Bajie with black hair, a long mouth and big ears.

But the beauty was not afraid and moved forward.

"Greetings, elders. I was just passing by here on my way to deliver lunch to my father and husband. If you don't mind, I'll give you some food."

Uh... several people looked at each other.

Zhu Bajie burped unexpectedly.

I really can't eat anymore.

Wukong's fiery eyes flashed, and he saw that the beautiful woman in front of him was a demon.

He covered his hand and whispered in Tang Shan's ear to ask him to be careful.

Tang Shan's smile didn't show in her eyes. This White Bone Demon is really good at pretending.

What a pitiful little white lotus. Not to mention Zhu Bajie who is notoriously lustful, even I, a woman, think it's pretty.

The White Bone Demon quietly looked at the master and his disciples in front of her.

The eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, is smart and good at fighting, but he has an impulsive and hot temper.

The second disciple Zhu Bajie is a lustful man. If we use him to create conflicts with Sun Wukong, things will be much easier.

As for Sha Seng, he is stupid and his magical powers are not as good as mine, so he is not to be feared.

She frequently flirted with Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Ba thought that his spring had come and that sweet love was finally his turn.

She smiled shyly, her head down, and she had probably even decided how many children she would have in the future.

Bai Gu Jin sneered in his heart, he is indeed a stupid and lustful man.

Once she eats Tang Monk's flesh, she will be able to achieve immortality.

The bones will grow flesh and blood again, and the power will increase greatly.

She was thinking about how to trick a few people back into the Bone Cave.

Tang Shan spoke first, wanting to stay at her house for one night.

She gladly led the way. Humph, once they reached their own territory, it would be much easier to separate the people.

"Master, you knew she was a demon, but you still followed her. Are you trying to save your life?"

Wukong whispered anxiously, I know I am a good fighter, but that is not a reason for you to go home with the demon in a swagger.

Tang Shan raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you hug the Guanyin statue yesterday and cry, saying you were bored and your hands were itching because it had been a long time since a demon had played with you?"

Now that I'm satisfied, why are you complaining about it again?

Goku covered his mouth, "Oh! You were spying on me!"

It’s over, all my privacy has been exposed.

You beast!

He walked behind with his head down and looked lost, like a little girl who had been bullied.

This journey to the West is too unsafe, with people eavesdropping and peeping everywhere.

I have to protect myself and the banana in my pocket from now on.

Sha Monk led the white dragon horse and asked, "Do you feel that the atmosphere between Master and Big Brother is weird?"

Sha Seng stared with confused eyes, "Ah? Is that true?"

White Dragon Horse...

Zhu Bajie carried his load and walked attentively beside the White Bone Demon.

He thought that his affectionate companionship could win the favor of the beauty.

Little did he know that the sour smell of his sweat mixed with his clothes was constantly attacking Bai Gu Jing's sense of smell.

White Bone Demon: Money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. You have to pay a price to eat Tang Monk’s flesh.

I can tolerate this little smell. Come on, you are the best!

Persistence is victory!

She forced herself to smile at Zhu Bajie.

As a result, Zhu Bajie gave her an extremely brilliant and dazzling smile in return.

There's a scallion stuck in my front teeth...