Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan: Hello, is this 110? I want to call the police.

"Master, do you want me to go and kill him?" Wukong made a gesture of wiping his neck.

If the master said a good word, the iron rod would fall on Zhu Bajie in the next second.

Tang Shan glanced at his hand holding the golden cudgel and saw that it was trembling slightly.

I hope it won’t kill any pigs.

"Kongkong, impulse is the devil, let's endure it for a while, if it really doesn't work then..."

Tang Shan covered her face and hesitated to speak.

It's not his fault that he's ugly, but I really can't help it any longer.

After seeing such an eye-catching scene, I wonder if I can face pork normally in the future.

"Buu~" A fart as long as a century came out loudly.

Zhu Bajie was closing his eyes and immersed in the pleasure of farting.

There seemed to be an orange-yellow gas spreading rapidly in the air.

The White Dragon Horse first transformed into a little white dragon, rolled up Tang Shan and flew out the door.

Wukong covered his mouth and nose with one hand, picked up the still stunned Sha Seng with the other hand and flew away.

"Ah~ I haven't farted so comfortably in a long time."

"Master, you guys, huh?"

Zhu Bajie just opened his eyes and found that the room was empty.

It's just a fart, not that serious.

It is said that Zhen Yuanzi had just returned from listening to a lecture at Yuanshi Tianzun's Shangmiluo Palace.

In mid-air, he saw his own ginseng fruit tree being pushed to the ground.

At this time, Tang Shan and his three disciples were fleeing in panic from the inner room.

"You are so good, Jin Chanzi, you actually allowed your apprentice to harm my fruit trees. How hateful!"

He shook his wide sleeves, spoke confidently, and was about to cast the magic spell of his sleeves.

"Master, I hope I didn't smoke you just now."

Xiaobailong asked caringly.

Tang Shan thought about it and realized that it only took five seconds from the time Zhu Bajie farted to the time Xiao Bailong took her away.

Emmm, how should I put it? At this speed, it’s hard for fart to cause any harm to me.

"Master, if you hadn't stopped me, this wouldn't have happened."

Wukong cursed and it seemed that his flaming eyes were turned red by the stinky fart.

With a "whoosh", Sha Seng flew upwards at an incredible angle.

Then everyone felt a powerful suction force, which was pulling them towards somewhere.

"Ah~" Several people turned into the size of ants and were put into the sleeves of Zhenyuan Daxian.

It was pitch black and there was a faint sour smell.

Tang Shan covered her nose in disgust. Doesn’t Zhen Yuanzi take a bath?

He doesn't have to wash the clothes. No, he can't wear the same Taoist robe all year round.

"Master, don't panic. Let me find out where this is."

Tang Shan: Go ahead and explore. I hope you don’t find any hair in Zhen Yuanzi’s diaphragmatic fossa.

By then, I will have to fight with a few hairs to the death, and it will be a bloody battle.

Zhen Yuanzi returned to the temple and first untied Qingfeng Mingyue.

He led dozens of disciples and walked towards the front hall.

Tang Shan and the others were shaken around in the sleeves and lost their direction.

Thankfully I don't get carsick, it's like riding a roller coaster in a black hole.

Zhu Bajie, the fish that escaped the net, is still wondering why the person hasn't come back yet?

Tang Shan: Let’s go ride the roller coaster together.

Zhen Yuanzi shook his sleeves vigorously, and Tang Shan and others fell out.

"Hey Master, how come you guys are trying to get into someone's sleeve?"

Zhu Bajie stepped forward to help Tang Shan up, his eyes wandering around Zhen Yuanzi.

This old man doesn't look like someone you can mess with.

"Jin Chanzi, your apprentice caused harm to my fruit trees. What's the matter?"

Tang Shan slapped her head and thought, "Oh no, I forgot about this."

"Do you want to settle it privately or publicly?"

Zhen Yuanzi frowned slightly, "What's the difference?"

"A public settlement means you rush to the Heavenly Palace right now to file a complaint with the Jade Emperor. Then he summons us to confront him, present evidence, and both sides debate, and finally make a closing statement."

"After the verdict is issued, there's a timeline for execution, and the whole process is probably going to be quite complicated."

Zhen Yuanzi and his disciples were stunned.

"What about a private settlement?"

"That's easy. You propose the conditions and we reach an agreement."

Zhen Yuanzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, let's settle it privately."

Tang Shan showed an expression that said, "As expected."

"Please start your appeal."

Zhen Yuanzi straightened his clothes and it was show time.

"As long as you can restore the fruit trees to their original state, I can forgive you for what happened."

"Also, I am willing to become your sworn brother and put aside all our grudges with a smile."

Tang Shan clapped her hands until they were rotten. "Okay, great! I'll go straighten your fruit tree right away."

Zhen Yuanzi: ??? You're not going to call for help? Break it with your bare hands? Strive to make a miracle happen?

I saw Tang Shan rummaging in her trouser pockets.

Zhen Yuanzi covered his face and refused to look at anything inappropriate. When did Jin Chanzi become so bold!

"Found it!" Tang Shan raised the willow bottle in her hand.

Remove the willow branches and pour the water onto the tree.

It’s refreshing to use water without having to pay for it.

After a while, the ginseng fruit tree returned to its original appearance.

Zhen Yuanzi was surprised, "Guanyin's purifying bottle never leaves her hand, how did it end up in your hands?"

Tang Shan took back the bottle and said, "This is my two million gold coins. I have to keep them safe."

"Brother, just call me brother and I'll tell you."

Tang Shan had a playful smile on her face.

I seem a little perverted, actually letting an old man who has lived for who knows how long call me "brother".

The expressions of the others changed slightly, and they all looked at Zhen Yuanzi.

His lips twitched and he whispered, "Brother."

"What did you say? I didn't hear you."

Tang Shan picked her ears pretentiously.

Zhen Yuanzi was filled with anger.

It was he who proposed to become sworn brothers, but Tang Seng recognized him as his brother first.

Now he is in a dilemma and is extremely conflicted.

"Brother!" A sudden voice sounded like thunder out of the blue.

Now, everyone in the world knows that Tang Seng has become Zhen Yuanzi's brother.

Before leaving, Zhen Yuanzi stuffed Tang Shan with a lot of magical weapons.

The pretext was to better protect him on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

In fact, it was to prevent Tang Shan from spreading the word that he was his brother.

"Ding, we have earned five thousand taels of gold. Please continue to work hard, and you will be home soon."

Tang Shan sneered. At this rate, going home would become a memory.

"Good brother, come and play often when you have time!"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his fair arms desperately in the air, and the sleeves on both sides of his clothes were cut off.

The reason was that Tang Shan asked Zhen Yuanzi to cast the magic of the universe in his sleeves on his sleeves.

From now on, she will have a place to put the gold, silver and treasures she gets, which saves a lot of space.

When Wukong goes to rob the gods, he can also take this piece of sleeve with him and take it with him whenever he wants, which is convenient and quick.

Yes, in view of Wukong's excellent performance this time, Tang Shan plans to let Wukong find various reasons to rob the gods in the future.

The immortals who were robbed this time are crying and complaining about Wukong's atrocities everywhere.

However, others just thought that they were exaggerating and alarmist.

Little did they know, they would soon become one of them...

Tang Shan rode on the white dragon horse and waved her sleeves, "Friends walk together for a lifetime..."