Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Before we knew it, it was early autumn and the land of Xiniu Hezhou was covered with maple leaves and yellow flowers.

It was the Mid-Autumn Festival, a day for family reunion, and Tang Shan had been in the book for quite some time.

Thinking of her family and friends, she couldn't help feeling lonely and depressed.

At sunset, the cool autumn wind adds a touch of sadness.

"Brother, look at Master, doesn't he look like a pure young man who has been heartbroken?"

Zhu Bajie leaned close to Wukong's ear and gossiped.

In order to kill time during this period, Tang Shan would occasionally watch melodramatic idol dramas with her apprentices and eat melon seeds.

As a result, Wukong and his companions are familiar with family ethics tragedies and melodramatic soap operas.

"Go away. Master has been with us all the time. How could I not know if he has been picking up girls?"

There were really only mountains and water along the way, and there were hardly any normal people to be seen, let alone young and beautiful girls.

Unless the master likes mountain elves and water monsters, there is no other choice.

"That must have been a case of love at first sight, unrequited love, and a longing that turned into a disease."

Zhu Bajie said it in a serious tone, "That's what they say in TV dramas."

Wukong turned around and gave Tang Shan a deep look. "He must be tired from traveling. It's getting dark. Let's find a place for Master to have a good rest."

He thought for two seconds, "Didn't the TV show say that everything will be fine after a good night's sleep?"

"Okay, it's still my senior brother who knows how to take care of people."

After they came down the hill, they looked up and saw a manor.

When you walk into the gatehouse, you will see hanging lotus and elephant trunks, carved beams and painted buildings.

It's obvious that this is a wealthy family.

Tang Shan immediately regained her spirits and decided that her top priority now was to quickly save enough money to get the scriptures.

Wukong's flaming eyes saw that the courtyard was covered with auspicious clouds and a fairy air was floating in the air.

He secretly pulled Tang Shan over and whispered, "Master, this courtyard was created by immortals. They love to test people's hearts. Don't act rashly no matter what happens next."

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and made an OK gesture, "Okay."

It seems that this is the plot point where the gods such as Lishan Laomu pretend to be beauties to seduce Tang Monk and his group.

As soon as they entered the hall, they heard light footsteps coming from the back door.

Tang Shan looked up and saw a middle-aged woman dressed elegantly and gracefully walking out from behind the curtain.

If we didn't know in advance that they were gods in disguise, anyone would have thought they were the madams of an ancient brothel.

"Hey, you gentlemen, what are you doing here, trespassing into the home of a widow?"

She glanced at the few people with her affectionate eyes and said angrily.

Wukong restrained his temper and said respectfully, "I'm passing through here and would like to ask for your accommodation for one night."

"Okay, come with me."

After entering the hall and sitting down, a maid came out from behind the screen.

Holding a golden plate, on the plate was a white jade cup filled with fragrant tea.

Tang Shan stared at the vessel intently, "System, is this conjured gold considered gold?"

System: "Dear, can you fill your hunger with painted cakes?"

My enthusiasm has been extinguished. When will this boundless wealth come to me?

"My husband's surname is Mo. He lost his husband two years ago. I have no sons but three daughters."

"My husband left behind countless businesses and properties, and I'm gradually feeling overwhelmed by the immense wealth I've inherited."

"You all have good looks. Why not marry my third daughter and inherit the family fortune in the future?"

Here it comes, a mixture of seduction and inducement.

Tang Shan turned her head to glance at her three disciples who were sitting awkwardly.

Even with this appearance, he still looks decent. It's a good thing he's not scary to death.

One tells lies with open eyes, and the other has no self-awareness.

Not to mention Zhu Bajie, if it were her, a tall, rich and handsome man would suddenly propose to her.

She can get the certificate right away, why would she need to go to school or take a job?

Isn't it obvious that you have to endure the hardship even if it means you have to endure it?

Give it a try, what if the toad really gets to eat swan meat!

Wukong pretended not to understand and twirled around by pulling a few strands of monkey hair.

Sha Seng was a well-known honest and simple-minded person, and he hurriedly waved his hand to refuse.

"That won't do. I still have to go to the West with my master to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

No one can shake his stubbornness.

Tang Shan put his palms together and said, "Amitabha, I have long given up love and affection, and only the common people are in my heart."

There's no way. I'm a woman, and your beauty trick won't work on me.

Besides, since the system doesn’t even recognize the gold I created, there’s no need for me to sell my body.

Zhu Bajie was different. He stared at the beautiful woman without stopping.

Isn’t this the story of a wealthy widow with three beautiful daughters?

I never expected that my father-in-law, who used to avoid me, would now be willing to marry his daughter to me.

Having both money and beautiful women is much better than carrying loads on my shoulders all day long.

Mrs. Mo said to Zhu Bajie with a smile in her eyes, "How about you, do you want to be my son-in-law?"

Her words were so sweet and her eyes were so alluring that Zhu Bajie felt so hot all over that he started to stutter.

"I, I have to ask Master first."

"Okay, now that you've decided, you can come find me in the backyard tonight."

After eating the vegetarian meal, Zhu Bajie used the excuse that he was full and wanted to go out for a walk.

"Big Brother, usually Big Brother Two likes to fall asleep after eating. Why is he different today?" asked Sha Seng.

Wukong said it all, "He's so eager to be a live-in son-in-law. He's really stubborn and won't change."

Tang Shan gathered a few people to start a gambling game.

"I bet ten bananas that Zhu Ba will be fooled!"

Wukong took out his family's wealth (several kinds of fruits) and said, "I'll follow."

Sha Seng was furious, "Master, how could you take the lead in opening a gambling game?"

Tang Shan explained seriously, "This isn't a gamble. These are two possible scenarios that Master has prepared for the life choices that Zhu Ba will make."

"This will help us better understand Zhu Ba's character and determination to obtain the scriptures, and minimize our losses."

Sha Seng was completely confused by what was said, and Wukong and White Dragon Horse didn't quite understand either.

In the eerie silence, Sha Seng silently took out the necklace and said, "I trust Second Brother. I bet he won't be tempted by beauty."

Tang Shan stared at the nine skulls on the necklace.

"System, how much is this necklace of human heads worth?"

"After scanning, the collection value is high, but it is not worth money."

Haha, Tang Shan looked at the misfits on the table. There was no pleasure of winning money in this gambling game.

Winning or losing seems meaningless.

Fortunately, the sensible White Dragon Horse threw in a deep-sea pearl.

Tang Shan was relieved that she finally gained something today.

Several people secretly followed Zhu Bajie to the backyard.

The Mother of Mount Li was chatting and laughing with her three daughters in the yard.

"Pooh~" Zhu Bajie spat some saliva into his palm and wiped it on his head.

Now you will all fall under the charm of Lao Zhu.

He thought he looked handsome and dashing as he walked forward with his big belly.

"Appreciating the flowers, the moon, and the beauties, ladies, what are you doing?"

He looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, thinking it was charming.

The masters and apprentices who were peeping from behind made gestures of vomiting.

It’s over. All the idol dramas I watched these days were put to good use.