Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The master and his disciples crossed the Huangfeng Ridge and headed west.

A turbulent river lay before them.

There was no end in sight, not even the other side.

It can be said to be vast and boundless.

What's strange is that there is not a single ship or boat on the water here.

A stone tablet on the shore reads: Quicksand River.

There are four lines of small characters below: Eight hundred quicksand realms, three thousand weak waters deep.

Tang Shan rubbed her hands excitedly, she was finally going to meet her last apprentice.

"Master, we have no boat to cross, why do you look happy?"

As soon as Wukong said this, several people immediately looked up and looked at Tang Shan.

"Um, well, actually, how should I put it, it's just..."

Suddenly, waves rolled in the center of the river, and a monster broke out of the water.

She has flowing, fluffy red hair, eyes as bright as light bulbs, a blue face, and a voice like a drum.

When Tang Shan saw Sha Seng's face, she thought of a song at an inopportune moment: Blue-faced Holden ~ Stealing the Imperial Horse...

As soon as the monster appeared, it rushed towards Tang Shan with a whirlwind under its feet.

"Hey, don't, I am..." She was about to reveal her identity as a pilgrim.

The sudden attack frightened the three disciples.

Wukong immediately picked up Tang Shan and flew to the other side.

Zhu Bajie threw down his burden, raised his rake and stood in front of Sha Seng.

Tang Shan was in mid-air when she saw her treasures scattered all over the ground, and she felt heartbroken.

He struggled and shouted, "Hey, Zhu Ba, can you please be gentle with this?"

Wukong: That is gold and it is not fragile. Master really treasures that stuff as always.

Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie fought fiercely on the river bank.

A spiked rake, a demon-subduing staff, they fought back and forth, and dozens of moves were exchanged in the blink of an eye.

Tang Shan lowered her head and focused on picking up the luggage on the ground with Bailongma.

There was no sign of him wanting to continue what he had just interrupted.

As soon as Wukong put Tang Shan down, he turned around and joined the battle.

Originally, Sha Seng was no match for Zhu Bajie, and now he saw another one coming.

He was so scared that he immediately dived back into the river and never came out again.

Wukong and Zhu Bajie stood on the river bank, looking at the turbulent river below.

"Big Brother, how about you go down and grab him ashore?"

"Junior brother, it's not that I don't want to, I'm just not good at swimming."

"Are we supposed to just stand here and wait like idiots?"

The two of them looked back at Tang Shan who was picking up the money.

"Bajie, weren't you Marshal Tianpeng before? You were in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the Milky Way. This little bit of water would be a piece of cake for you."

"Of course. No, Big Brother, there is no water in the Tianhe River."

Now Wukong was silent.

Tianhe, is there no water?!

I forgot to go and see it when I was in heaven before.

I was just busy watching Ma eat peaches and drink wine.

"Just go down and lure him out."

"Why don't you go?"

"I'm the eldest brother, go when I call you."

"Master is still here, so it's not your turn to give orders."

"Don't make me beat you."

"Try hitting one!"

Tang Shan rubbed her temples and walked over slowly, "I'll go!"

These two can't go a day without quarreling.

Xiaobai is still much less troublesome.

"Master, the river is dangerous, you can't go there."

Wukong said anxiously, and Zhu Bajie nodded in agreement.

"Look!"

Tang Shan directly summoned a submarine.

"Wow~" The disciples' eyes widened.

"Let me show you the underwater world."

"System, activate intelligent navigation mode."

"OK!"

Sha Seng originally thought that everything would be fine as long as he hid underwater and did not come out.

He had just caught his breath when he heard the sound of waves outside.

Turning around, I saw a huge iron lump coming towards me in the water.

This huge creature was still glowing, and the people on the shore could be seen through the transparent glass window.

Sha Seng was so shocked that he dropped the staff in his hand. Why didn't he see such a treasure just now?

Now someone has chased me to my doorstep. What should I do?

Tang Shan picked up the walkie-talkie and the voice came from the submarine speaker.

"I advise you to abandon the dark and join the light, and surrender."

No one expected that this sentence would become a line that Sha Seng often said when he robbed monsters from all over the place in the future.

"Have you heard me, goblins in front? Hurry and unload your weapons and surrender immediately."

Zhu Bajie found this thing interesting and couldn't help but come forward and say something about it.

When Sha Seng heard the pig man in front of him calling him a monster, he became furious.

"Bah! You are the demon! I am the Curtain-Rolling General appointed by the Jade Emperor himself."

"Because I accidentally broke the glass cup, I was punished to wait here for the pilgrim to come. I want to make amends for my mistake."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately changed his expression.

"Brother, what a coincidence! We are both from the same field."

"This is our master, Tang Sanzang, the one appointed by Guanyin to obtain the Buddhist scriptures."

He pointed at Tang Shan and introduced her to Sha Seng enthusiastically.

Now, someone finally helps share his burden.

Wukong and White Dragon Horse choked. One Zhu Bajie was already noisy enough, why was there another one?

When Sha Seng heard this, he knelt down and kowtowed.

"Master, please forgive me. I didn't recognize your face just now and I was very offended. I deserve to die."

"Don't be afraid, Junior Brother. Master is very kind to us! He will definitely not make things difficult for you."

Zhu Bajie smiled flatteringly, "You're right, Master."

Wukong sneered, "You're the best at flattering people."

The White Dragon Horse silently moved its butt back...

After hearing this, Sha Seng immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Shan waved, "Okay, we still have to continue on our journey."

"Sha Seng, just follow us. We can discuss the rest when we get ashore."

After walking for a while, the master and his disciples arrived at the other side of the Liusha River.

Sha Seng's fluffy, bright red hair is truly eye-catching.

Zhu Bajie touched his bald head.

"Master, Junior Brother, should I cut my hair off?"

"Otherwise, it wouldn't look right to be traveling with red hair."

After saying this, Wukong touched the yellow hair on his face.

"Are you using your junior brother's name as an excuse to secretly talk about me, Old Sun?"

Zhu Bajie was shocked. How did he offend this ancestor again?

"Big Brother, I really didn't say anything bad about you this time."

"Oh? So you said that before!"

"No, why are you bringing up the past?"

"Today, Old Sun, I will settle the accounts with you."

"According to what you said, your previous havoc in Heavenly Palace caused me so much trouble."

"Tell me about five hundred years ago, right..."

There was a verbal battle over there, with saliva flying everywhere.

Here Tang Shan is cutting Sha Seng's hair.

She shaved her hair carefully.

The hair is so soft and colorful that it would be worth a lot of money if sold to make a wig.

Drifting monk asked curiously, "Big Brother and Second Brother, do you usually get along like this?"

Tang Shan glanced at the two people fighting not far away, "If you hit someone, you love him. If you love him, hit him a few more times."

Sha Seng is simple-minded, dull and honest.

"I see." Although he didn't understand, it didn't stop him from pretending to understand.

So the next second, he expressed his respect and love for his senior brothers.

Without hesitation, he ran between Wukong and Zhu Bajie and punched them each.

Tang Shan: Haha.