Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The golden-haired lion in the cave waited and waited but the two queens that Wukong had mentioned never showed up.

"Come!" he shouted, "Follow me to the palace."

He put on his coat, took two capable assistants with him, and rode on a cloud to the palace.

He must find a place to vent his anger tonight!

Guanyin in the Purple Bamboo Forest felt her eyelids twitching, as if she hadn't heard the gossip about Tang Monk and his disciples for a long time.

"Tang Sanzang, where are they going?"

He asked casually, scattered the feed in his hand into the lotus pond, and watched quietly as the carp popped up and swallowed it into his mouth.

Mu Cha, who was serving beside him, replied, "We have arrived at Zhu Zi Country."

"Oh~" Guanyin said calmly, "We've arrived at Zhuzi Country so soon."

After she finished speaking, she sprinkled another handful of food into the water, and this time the carp no longer had to worry about not having enough to eat.

Wait! Zhu Zi Country, isn't it time to deal with the problem of your own mount?

Oh no, the golden-haired lion was still wearing his purple-gold bell when he descended to the mortal world.

Guanyin stood up from the edge of the pond, and the feed that was originally on her knees fell into the water.

The carp was stunned. Is it raining feed from the sky?

He opened his mouth wide and stuffed it in desperately, but he couldn't finish it, he simply couldn't finish it...

This is a rare instance of Guanyin losing her composure. Usually, when this happens, it must be Tang Monk causing trouble again.

A trace of worry flashed in Mu Cha's eyes, "Master, what's the matter?"

Guanyin was no longer as calm as before. She walked quickly towards the lotus platform and planned to descend to the mortal world to retrieve the golden-haired lion before Tang Seng.

She didn't want to be like Laojun, who lost his magic weapon and even had his mount abducted.

Tang Shan interrupted: I thought your mount was a loyal golden retriever, but who knew it was a perverted sex maniac who wouldn’t even want it if given to me!

At this time, everyone in the Imperial Garden was sent away by Wukong and his companions, waiting for the arrival of the monster.

Tang Shan sat on a stone bench with her chin in her hand, seemingly troubled by something.

Wukong: "Master, what are you thinking about?"

Bajie: "Now that the Queen and the King have reconciled, as long as Monkey King can deal with the demon, we can leave the palace tomorrow."

Sha Seng asked with concern: "Master, you must be tired."

It's late at night now. It's really hard for Master to wait here with them.

Bajie: He just slept for a long time and I couldn’t wake him up no matter how I shook him.

"Master is thinking about whether we should give the golden-haired lion a good beating before Guanyin arrives."

Goku: Hmm?

Zundu, it’s fake. If it were true, I would have thrown the iron rod out.

Bajie: Huh?

Are you serious? They have connections... But even their connections are often compromised by the master...

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: Yes, Master must have his reasons for what he wants to do, and it is enough for us to just give him unconditional support.

Tang Shan seemed to have made up her mind and stood up suddenly.

Wukong: "Master, have you made up your mind?"

The eagerness of the apprentices is very good, but

Tang Shan: "No, my butt is a little cold sitting on the stone bench."

……

Wukong: "Master, would you mind changing the method?"

Bajie: "Master, please don't force me to be estranged from you..."

Sha Seng: "Master, I will always support you, but can you please not wear this..."

White Dragon Horse: "I agree with the above point of view."

Tang Shan suppressed her laughter and refused cruelly: "No."

Apprentices are there for fun.

"Where are the people?" The golden-haired lion screamed in the air, "Where did all the dead people go?"

"My king, we are here~"

An extremely artificial voice that was difficult to distinguish between male and female was heard.

Four women, all in different shades of pink, green, purple and red, and none of them charming or attractive, walked out from under the tree.

Then Tang Shan put on a wig and walked out quickly, shouting, "My king, are you satisfied with my daughters?"

Disciple: Master, you still followed some of the Bodhisattva’s tricks after all.

Tang Shan asked her disciples to stand in a row. Jinmaohu felt it was interesting and simply got down on the ground with his men to take a closer look.

"I say," the golden-haired lion glanced at the five people in front of him, "you look much better than them."

Tang Shan lowered her head in embarrassment, "Oh, the king is really good at talking."

Inner thought: Otherwise, do you think my title of the most handsome man is undeserved?

"This is my eldest daughter, Jinjin. She is extremely beautiful and intelligent. She will definitely please the king."

The pink-clothed Monkey King blinked his golden round eyes, slightly opened his red lips, turned his slender body slowly, and winked at the golden-haired lion.

The golden-haired lion nodded: "It's not bad, it's not bad compared to the queen."

"Oh, I gave you face, didn't I?" Wukong lifted the hem of his skirt and almost couldn't help exposing his monkey feet and being discovered.

Who would have thought that there were long, hairy legs underneath the skirt?

Tang Shan's face changed slightly, and she quickly held Kong Kong's arm, "You are a lady from a wealthy family now, is this okay?"

Wukong could only force a smile and said in a strangled voice, "Excuse me."

"Although there's a slight gap between her and the Queen, I can still let you touch her. If you kidnap the Queen and use her as a decoration, she'll be like a cactus. You'll have to be careful not to get pricked."

As the primary victim, Golden Haired Hound empathized with the situation and said, "That makes sense."

Tang Shan struck while the iron was hot and pushed Bajie out.

"This is my second daughter Zhuzhu. She has a round and big butt. You can tell she's good at giving birth."

Bajie: Master, if you really don’t have any other adjectives, you don’t need to introduce it.

Wukong, Lao Sha and Xiaobai lowered their heads and tried to hold back their laughter, but Bajie didn't feel embarrassed at all.

As a top social figure, these are just small scenes.

He even deliberately twisted his waist, turned around, stuck out his butt and threw a wink, all in one go.

Bajie's voice was rather rough, so no matter how hard he tried, he could only mutter, "Hello, Great King."

At this moment, the golden-haired hyena's expression began to become unnatural. This thing was almost as big as himself.

The two men behind swallowed their saliva, thinking that the bed would collapse if they slept on it at night!

"This is our third daughter, Sasha. Isn't she a nice name? Even if you don't like her, she can still be a bed warmer. It's not a loss to have one more."

The golden-haired lion looked at the man with a face full of stubble and even his nose hairs were not trimmed, and he really couldn't laugh.

Although he is lustful, he is not without limits!

"This one is the youngest and most tender. Her name is Baibai. Look, she's so pretty and delicate."