Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

In this way, Wukong left the cave with the Golden Saint Palace Goddess in a swagger.

The empress flying in the air felt that she had not yet come back to her soul. How could she be let go so easily?

Suddenly, I felt like the three years I had been trapped in the cave were a joke.

She looked towards the palace half excitedly and half timidly, and for a moment she didn't know how to face the king.

As she thought about it, she unconsciously leaned towards Wukong, "Ouch!"

Wukong cried out in surprise as the brown thorns on the colorful fairy clothes hit his arm, which was very painful.

No wonder the goblin said it's unacceptable, who would dare to touch it?

The queen came to her senses and quickly apologized, "I was negligent."

As she saw the palace getting closer, her heart rose to her throat.

The fathers of the two queens of the Jade Saint Palace and the Silver Saint Palace rushed into the palace overnight, using the excuse that they were afraid of the invasion of demons and wanted to protect His Majesty.

It's so funny. You know, the previous few times they either pretended to be sick or crazy, which made the king so angry that he had to build a basement for himself to avoid the little demons.

At this time, two high-ranking ministers and the two concubines were plotting how to prevent the queen from becoming queen again.

Several groups of people gathered in the imperial garden, looking up to see if there was any human figure in the night sky.

The king was so excited that he wandered around, and the eunuchs followed him like a headless fly.

Tang Shan was quite carefree and fell asleep leaning on the horse.

There was constant noise nearby, but she didn't wake up.

"coming--"

Someone shouted, and everyone looked up into the sky.

Bajie quickly dropped the pancake in his hand and lifted up his master together with Sha Seng.

"Master, don't sleep anymore. Big Brother is back."

"Master? Master?"

The two of them swayed gently for a few times, and Tang Shan thought she was dreaming about going on a boat ride with a handsome guy.

As the shaking became more intense, the beautiful dream burst like a bubble.

She glared at Bajie on her left, a little angrily: "You'd better be in trouble!"

Bajie: What are you doing? Why aren’t you glaring at Lao Sha on the right?

He pointed to the sky, "Monkey Brother and the Golden Saint Palace Goddess are back."

Tang Shan didn't even turn her head. "And then? Should we roll out the red carpet for Master, set off firecrackers, and then hold up a microphone and cameras to welcome them?"

Is it such a trivial matter, really worthy of disturbing my beauty sleep?

Bajie buried his head even lower, as if he wanted to share his happy news with everyone.

Sha Seng rushed to the rescue, "Master, let's go and take a look."

Tang Shan agreed calmly, Bajie:?

Why should you be so mean to him?

The king had tears in his eyes. The couple was two meters apart and neither of them could think of what to say.

Tang Shan opened her sleepy eyes and sighed, "What a pair of unfortunate lovers."

Just as the king was about to walk towards the Queen of the Golden Palace, two ministers knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, please reconsider!"

The expression on Empress Jin Shenggong's face froze, and she seemed to know what they were going to say.

"Your Majesty, the Queen has been abducted by bandits for three years and I'm afraid she is in poor health..."

He didn't finish what he said next, but those who understood understood.

boom--

The face of the Queen Mother of the Golden Saint Palace turned pale. Even if she told them about the colorful fairy clothes, they could say that they put them on later. How could she prove herself?

Another minister said, "As the mother of a country, you should be a role model for all women in the world. I hope Your Majesty will re-select the queen."

"You..." The king angrily pointed at the people kneeling at his feet, "How dare you!"

The king was furious, and the people around him quickly knelt down, "Your Majesty, please calm down."

Only Tang Shan and his disciples stood still, which was particularly eye-catching.

Wukong walked to his master's side, "Master, that demon..."

Tang Shan raised her hand, "Master knows."

"And the Queen..."

"Master knows everything."

The disciples looked at them with the highest respect, the master was truly a prophet!

The king covered his chest which was heaving violently. He knew what these people were thinking.

The wife he missed day and night was standing two meters away, crying and speechless.

The king hesitated. He looked at Tang Shan in embarrassment, hoping that the holy monk could give him a different opinion.

Tang Shan: Oh my, here comes life again.

She nodded calmly to the king, then kicked him in the ass in front of the crowd, "Go away."

"call--"

Everyone's eyes were bloodshot and they kept exclaiming in shock.

The disciples covered their faces and saw nothing.

The king pounced on the queen in front of him, but just touched her, as if he had plunged into a pile of hedgehogs.

He immediately recoiled in pain, "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be the Queen!"

He thought the person in front of him must be a demon because he was stabbing him all over.

The queen was stunned. She looked at the king in disbelief, "My husband, you don't even recognize me?"

The two ministers took the opportunity to stand up from the ground and protected the king behind them, "Monster, stop being so presumptuous!"

The other two concubines immediately understood and supported the king on his left and right.

"Your Majesty, I do not think she looks like my sister."

"Your Majesty, don't be easily fooled by fairies~"

The king could no longer distinguish between the real pain in his body and the instigation of his partner.

Tang Shan: If things continue like this, it will turn into a wife-chasing crematorium. Maybe the queen will end up in the arms of the golden-haired lion.

If she wasn't afraid of being tortured to death...

"Your Majesty, you may not know that the Queen has remained chaste for you for the past three years, preferring death to submission."

"Thinking back to those days," Tang Shan pulled Bajie out, "you were the golden-haired lion, and Kongkong was the empress."

After both parties confirmed their gaze, they could continue.

"Thinking back to the past, Bajie, no, it was the Golden Haired Lion, who captured the Queen and brought her into the cave. He couldn't wait to have sex with her inappropriately."

Following Tang Shan's description, Bajie began to put his two dirty hands on Wukong with a lewd smile on his face.

"Girl, just obey me today."

Wukong showed a panicked expression and hugged himself tightly with his hands, "No! I don't want to die!"

The king and the people around him were so fascinated by the sight that no one spoke for a moment.

"Hey! Just then, the queen coaxed him softly, saying that she had to wash up before going to bed."

"In fact, he was preparing to die."

Wukong walked to the tree according to the plot, and the tree trunk threw a white silk (Bajie's belt) to him in sorrow.

"At the critical moment, a Ziyang Immortal descended from the sky and gave the Empress a colorful fairy robe made from an old brown robe. After she put it on, no one else could get close to her."

To be honest, it’s really great to be a fairy. An old piece of clothing can be turned into a thorny fairy dress. Tang Shan even wants to ask him for one.

"Oh~" Everyone suddenly realized, "So that's how it is."

True Man Zi Yang arrived at the Imperial Garden on time.

"My lady, I'm here to collect the clothes."

Tang Shan crossed her legs and looked at him, "You want to take back an old brown coat?"

True Man Zi Yang bowed quickly and said, "If Saint Monk likes it, you can wear it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wukong and the others looked at the White Dragon Horse with complicated eyes.

Brother, your blessing is yet to come.

The white dragon horse trembled: Master, are you going to ride a horse in clothes?

Seeing that things were about to have a happy ending, everyone was happy.

But Bajie muttered quietly, "Strange, doesn't she have to take off her clothes when she takes a bath?"

……

The sound was not loud, just loud enough for those present to hear clearly.

Tang Shan: F**k you!