Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master——"

"Master——"

Wukong and his companions rushed forward quickly, and the officer drew his sword and stood between them.

"who!"

Wukong: "He is our master, where do you want to drag him to!"

Bajie arched his lips and said, "That's right, let go of your dirty hands."

Sha Seng quickly ran back to Huitong Pavilion to bring out the white dragon horse, as they might have a fight soon.

The master rides on a horse and runs fast.

The officer said: "Since he has revealed the imperial edict, he must return to the palace with us to treat His Majesty. If he disobeys the order, he will be executed on the spot."

Bajie's voice became lower. "Even so, you, you can't drag my master away."

Wukong frowned, "Master, are you short of gold again?"

Is he a gold-eating beast? Why can't he walk when he sees gold?

Upon hearing this, Bajie looked at Wukong and finally realized what was happening.

Master, you know that the emperor has money, so he wants to go and treat His Majesty.

Tang Shan was at a loss for words. My disciples, you really misunderstood me this time.

"Kongkong Bajie, your master really just happened to pass by and the imperial edict fell off by itself. I just glued it back on."

Tang Shan thought she had explained it clearly enough.

"Oh~" Wukong understood, "There are so many people. Just when Master arrived, the imperial edict fell down~"

"Ah~" Bajie imitated Wukong's tone, "What a coincidence! Master is really wronged~"

"Right, right, right!" Tang Shan nodded quickly, "As long as you understand."

Sha Seng just arrived with the white dragon horse.

The officer was getting impatient and said, "After you finish chatting, please get out of the way. We have work to do."

Bajie thought, since Master is going to treat the Emperor, the palace must provide him with food and accommodation, which is much better than living outside.

"I want to go too!" He smiled at the two officers, "Master, since I'm treating a patient, I must stay and help you."

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and asked, "Would you like to help pass the knife?"

Sha Monk whispered in a low voice: "Big Brother, let's go with us too. Otherwise, if the disease fails to heal, they will be bad for Master."

Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, wherever Master is, we'll be there."

The officials were one in front and one behind, with Tang Shan and his apprentice in the middle, and they headed towards the Zhuzi Kingdom Palace together.

Bajie also thought that after his master cured the king, he would definitely give them many rewards.

"Master, when did you learn how to diagnose patients?"

When Bajie asked this question, all his disciples looked over at him, and it seemed that they were all very curious.

I have been seeking the scriptures for so long, but I have never seen my master display this talent.

There is no way around it. The five strong men who went on the pilgrimage to the West had no chance of getting sick.

Tang Shan said innocently: "I don't know how."

I didn't lie to them, I really wouldn't.

The disciples hesitated for a moment in their confident steps, but they couldn't show anything strange as the officers were staring at them.

Bajie whispered, "What do you mean you don't know how to do it? If you don't know how to do it, why are you revealing the imperial edict?"

Is this kind of thing a joke?

Tang Shan: I finally understood. It turns out no one believed my previous explanation.

Wukong and Sha Seng were also shocked. How would they treat the emperor when they met him later?

Tang Shan didn't seem to panic at all. She suddenly looked at Wukong.

party:?

Why is Master looking at me suddenly?

Tang Shan said calmly, "Your senior brother is capable of anything, no matter where he goes."

In the original book, wasn’t it Monkey King who cured the king’s chronic bloating and indigestion?

When Wukong opened his mouth to explain, Bajie immediately returned to his confident and flamboyant self.

"So Monkey Brother can treat illnesses! I was so scared if you had told me earlier!"

"Oh no"

Sha Seng cast an admiring look at him, "Big Brother, you are so amazing."

It turns out that the eldest brother can not only fight monsters but also treat illnesses. I have to learn from him in the future.

"Stop!" Wukong raised his hands, "I can't do it."

This time it really stopped.

"What!" Bajie exclaimed, "You"

He suddenly realized that his voice was too loud, and the two officers in front and behind him looked at them unpleasantly.

He had no choice but to move between Wukong and Tang Shan and asked, "You don't know how either?"

Wukong: "Should I know how to do it?"

I am the Monkey King, full of energy every day, and never leave any food uneaten. How could I possibly need to see a doctor?

Tang Shan was shocked and said, "Kongkong, don't joke with me."

"Don't hide your pulse diagnosis skills, observation, auscultation, and palpation skills. Just use them to your heart's content."

Bajie nodded, "We're already at the palace gate, you have to act more convincingly."

At worst, you can just say a few words, give him some fitness candy and leave.

Wukong: How can I pretend to be proficient in these professional things that Master mentioned?

He asked tentatively, "What does this silk look like?"

It would be bad if I chose the wrong rope.

Tang Shan was speechless. I don’t know this either.

Sha Monk: "Master, if it really doesn't work, you can get on your horse and leave first, and we will cover your rear."

Tang Shan looked up at the palace gate that was just around the corner and said, "No need. It's just a small matter. Just leave it to Master."

Since this is God's will and the plot is like this, let's just follow it.

It was because the emperor had indigestion from the rice dumplings he ate during the Dragon Boat Festival three years ago, and then he became depressed because the Empress Jin Shenggong was abducted, causing discomfort in his internal organs.

To be honest, I still feel like I can't digest the rice dumplings I ate three years ago. This emperor is really a troublesome person.

At that time, I will take out some stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets, hawthorn and other appetizers from my pocket, and also some laxatives to clear his stomach.

As for heart disease, it needs to be treated with heart medicine. Zhuzi Kingdom has to go through a crisis anyway.

When the emperor heard that someone had unveiled the imperial edict, he had already dressed neatly and was waiting in the hall.

The two empresses of the Jade Saint Palace and the Silver Saint Palace accompanied him nervously.

I hope the miracle doctor who came this time is really effective. They no longer want to serve His Majesty who always farts.

Just as he finished thinking about it, His Majesty who was sitting on the dragon throne quietly let out a silent fart.

As the saying goes, if a fart is quiet, it must be smelly.

The two queens looked pale and miserable.

Sometimes I think it would be better not to have this grace.

Tang Shan and his group stood in the middle of the hall. The Emperor of Zhuzi Kingdom raised his eyes and looked at them carefully. The people who came were actually a few monks.

Did he post the wrong imperial edict?

He was obviously looking for a peerless doctor for a huge sum of money, not a monk who could chant sutras to help him pass away in advance!