Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Zhuzi Country, Huitong Hall.

"These people are too much. They actually gave us something raw and let us deal with it ourselves!"

Bajie angrily picked up two white radishes and a bowl of tofu, black fungus, beans, etc. and slammed them on the wooden table with a "bang".

He has never tried to cook for himself since he was a child!

It can be said that the dozens of circles of fat on my body were all gained by eating from other people.

Wukong came over with two green onions between his fingers, "Master, this place only provides us with stoves, you see..."

He looked around, looking for someone who looked like they could cook...

Bajie was the first to lower his head, just like when the teacher was asking questions in class and it was taboo for him to look into his eyes.

Don't look at me, I can't.

Sha Seng stared with his big, round, shining eyes, "I can eat it raw."

In the past, people would just fish people out of the river and eat them as sashimi.

There is no need to ask about the white dragon horse tied at the door, he can just eat grass.

Anyway, Wukong can survive with a banana, so the pressure is suddenly put on Tang Shan.

"No way, no way?" Tang Shan stood up jokingly, "You actually want me to cook for you myself?"

She instantly became playful and dramatic.

"Oh my god, I am the only one who accepts disciples, but my disciple actually wants me to work like a slave and cook for him~"

Tang Shan's voice was not loud, but there happened to be a few guests resting at the tables in Huitong Hall, and they heard every word.

"Tsk tsk tsk what kind of apprentices are they, they actually want their master to serve them."

"It's just that the world is going downhill, and people's hearts are no longer as they used to be! They don't even have the quality of respecting teachers."

"Look at them all, they all look fierce and ferocious. Are they going to bully the pretty ones?"

The guests present were whispering and pointing at Tang Shan's table.

Sha Seng felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, Bajie felt like a thorn in his back, and Wukong felt like he had a fishbone stuck in his throat.

After saying this, the culprit Tang Shan sat back in her chair as if nothing had happened.

She took the two green onions from Wukong's hand and said, "Then let you try my cooking skills."

Tang Shan began to think hard about what kind of dark cuisine she could make to win the stomach and heart of her apprentice...

The disciples panicked as soon as they heard this, "Master, why don't we go out to eat?"

Just across the street from the door is a prosperous snack street with all kinds of delicious food.

If I really let my master cook it, I would be criticized and scolded to death.

"Okay!" Tang Shan didn't object. "Then let's go Dutch?"

"Wh…what AA?"

Bajie always felt that it was not a good word.

"That's right," Tang Shan wanted to say that the payment after the meal should be shared equally.

But after looking at Bajie, she immediately swallowed back the explanation she was about to say.

Among them, Bajie ate the most. If two taels of silver were enough to feed the others, Bajie would need five taels.

To be fair, it's actually for their own money.

"AA means everyone pays for what they want to eat."

"Ah?" Bajie opened the cloth bag. He only had a few coins left, which was enough to buy a few steamed buns.

Master must be very rich since he collected so much gold along the way.

Even if the monsters were all killed by the monkey, it is still my credit to carry the load.

"Master, do you think it's possible?"

Bajie held up a few coins and looked at Tang Shan, his meaning was very clear.

"This……"

She hesitated, she actually hesitated!

Bajie: It seems that only magic can defeat magic.

"Oh my god, the master doesn't care about his life or death. He worked so hard all the way here without getting any salary, and now he doesn't even give me food..."

Sha Seng quickly covered his mouth and said, "Second Brother, what are you yelling about?"

Tang Shan's temples twitched. It seemed that his disciple had been following him for too long and had not learned the good things, but had learned all the bad things.

Bajie raised his sleeves and pretended to cry, but in fact his eyes were always glancing at his master.

Once I noticed that my master's expression was not right, I immediately changed my mood.

Tang Shan glanced at her disciples and said, "Master, I was just joking. How could I bear to let my disciples starve?"

Bajie stopped crying immediately and said, "I don't believe you at all. If I didn't know how to do it, we would have to eat air and steamed buns right now."

Sha Monk: "I told you that Master is not that kind of person. Second Brother, you just spread bad things about Master."

Bajie...

Forget it, there’s no point in talking to a brainless fan like Lao Sha.

It is better to keep your achievements and fame to yourself and work hard.

"It's just," Tang Shan suddenly changed the subject.

“The food we eat outside is not good, it’s unhealthy, unsafe and unhygienic!”

A simple meal outside would cost ten taels of silver, enough for her to cook for several days.

The frugal habits maintained while working still play an important role.

Like a nagging old woman, she said earnestly, "The food out there is all made with gutter oil, it's so dirty."

"Eat it. When you die, the bones will still be covered in black oil."

She made it all up on the spot, and no one knows whether it's true or not, but she exaggerated it all.

"Ah!" Bajie and Sha Seng were shocked. "Zundu, fake dudu."

Wukong, who was eating a banana, didn't show it on his face, but his ears were secretly perked up to listen to what his master would say next.

Bajie: "Then if I don't die, can I be eaten?"

If the person is not dead, his bones will not be exposed, and if they are not exposed, others will not be able to see the dark oil inside.

Tang Shan: Is that the point?

Are you here just to confront me?

She said seriously, "Those ingredients are all stale and rotten. They've been gnawed and crawled on by rats. They're spoiled and expired, but they're still sold. In the end, they all end up in your stomach."

Sha Seng was speechless. Although he had eaten human flesh before, it was at least fresh and without additives. What kind of dirty stuff was he eating now?

Bajie: After all, it seems like we’re back to square one.

"Then you have to eat."

Tang Shan saw that her disciples had already compromised. "Eat, eat, eat! How can I let my dear disciples starve?"

Several people came to the kitchen of Huitong Hall with vegetables in their hands, uh——

As expected, only stoves are provided.

There was nothing inside except a big pot, a spatula, and a few bundles of firewood. There was no rice, oil, or salt to be seen.

Tang Shan rubbed her eyes. Could it be that I had encountered the king’s kitchen?

Only those who are destined to see it can see the seasoning, right?

Bajie's stomach made a gurgling sound at the right time.

Tang Shan was helpless: "God's will cannot be violated, so let's go out to eat with Master."

As soon as I stepped out of the kitchen, Bajie came up to me with a sly smile and said, "Master, aren't you afraid of the black oil and the vegetables that have been gnawed by mice?"

Tang Shan turned her head expressionlessly, "It's better than starving to death."

Bajie gave a thumbs up, "Master is still at a higher level."

After the few people had eaten and drunk their fill, they saw an imperial edict posted on the railing at the entrance of the restaurant.

It was written on it that the king of Zhuzi Kingdom had been ill for a long time and had invited talented and extraordinary doctors from all over the world to come to the palace for treatment.

It was written below that if the disease was cured, a generous reward would be given.

Tang Shan felt as if she was looking at the small piece of paper posted on a telephone pole that asked for a large sum of money to have a child. She probably thought that if she didn't read it well, she would lose her head.

It was unknown when she was pushed to the front of the imperial edict.

As she stood still, a gust of wind blew by, and the imperial edict fell off and floated into her hands.

Tang Shan: This ancient glue doesn’t seem to be very effective.

She was just about to reach out and stick the imperial edict back.

The crowd was in an uproar, "Someone is revealing the imperial edict!"

Tang Shan:? ? ?

Are you blind? I'm just posting the imperial edict back!

The disciples were watching the fun from behind. Who would reveal the imperial edict?

"Go away, go away."

The two officers in charge of guarding the imperial edict came over and asked, "Is this the imperial edict you revealed?"

The two men looked Tang Shan up and down with sharp eyes, "Now follow us into the palace."

Although he is a monk, maybe he really has some Buddhist secret treasure that can cure your majesty's illness.

Until Tang Shan was dragged away by the officers, each one holding her arm, Bajie looked at the familiar figure from behind.

"Brother Monkey and Lao Sha, look quickly! The person who unveiled the imperial edict looks so much like Master."

The three of them looked at each other.

"Hey, brother, we are all family." Tang Shan looked around, "It's all a misunderstanding."

Okay, now you can take a ride to the palace to unlock new plots.