Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Outside the tent.

"Big Brother, isn't it a bit inappropriate for us to scare Second Brother like this?"

Sha Seng murmured incoherently, his tongue moving.

Second Brother is so timid that he might be scared to death in there.

"It was him who woke me up with the zombies just now. I couldn't sleep so I had to have some fun."

Xiaobai also found this very enjoyable.

"Third Brother, it's normal for brothers to joke around. Don't worry."

Sha Seng: Is that so?

Bajie: I am so lucky to have you.

Bajie carefully pulled the quilt over his head, leaving his butt exposed and shivering.

"Master, please wake up, help me, wuwuwu..."

Bajie only dared to shout loudly in his heart.

What if a zombie rushes in, grabs me and starts biting me?

He caught a glimpse of the clothes in the corner and the quilt on his body.

Well, wrap yourself up tightly, so it won’t hurt that much even if you get bitten.

Bajie rustled and started to roll himself up inside, while Wukong and the others were outside trying hard to hold back their laughter, their shoulders shaking.

Bajie was puzzled: Why are these three zombies just standing there without moving at all?

Is it possible that you are not hungry yet?

He squirmed closer to the zipper of the tent. He didn't know what it was like until he saw it.

These are not zombies, they are clearly monkeys!

"Hey you guys"

As soon as he spoke, Wukong and the other two ran back to their tent laughing.

Bajie rolled around on the ground, cursing, "This is too much! I'm dying of heat."

I thought I could finally sleep well tonight, but then I heard the sound of "bang bang bang" footsteps outside again.

"That's enough!" Bajie couldn't stand it anymore. If I don't show my power, do you think I'm Peppa Pig?

He walked out shirtless, "Are you done yet? Are you going to let me sleep?"

The person who met his eyes was the old man Qin who had just been unearthed.

Old Master Qin's eyes were empty and wouldn't move, and if he wanted to see something he had to move his whole body.

Ordinary zombies have no eyesight and can only rely on their noses and ears to locate living people.

But Old Master Qin was different. He died a violent death, leaving a grudge in his throat.

The lightning just now burned the talisman on the golden coffin, and even shook open the soul-suppressing nails that sealed the coffin.

After being struck by lightning, Old Master Qin had turned into a powerful flying zombie, but he still retained the ability to think.

At this moment, he was staring fiercely at the stranger who appeared in front of him.

Bajie: Where did this old man come from in the middle of the night?

You're dressed so weirdly and don't even trim your nails. You're trying to scare people to death!

"Hey, old man, where did you come from?" Bajie walked around him. Although he looked very old, his legs were very nimble and he climbed up the mountain in no time.

The breath of a stranger suddenly entered Old Master Qin's nose, and his throat rolled, and bloodthirsty thoughts instantly filled his entire head.

He raised his hands, ready to dig his long black nails into Bajie's neck.

Just then, Bajie turned around and decided to go back to sleep instead of meddling in other people's business.

The first attack missed.

Old Master Qin's nose was puffing white smoke impatiently. He kicked his feet and flew up, attacking Bajie.

Bajie glanced and saw a figure suddenly appear above his head. He turned around and saw the old man flying towards him with fangs and claws bared.

In the moonlight, the old man's open mouth revealed two extremely sharp teeth that shone with a cold light and were twice as long as his front teeth.

This distinctive feature immediately reminded Bajie of the protagonist he had been fantasizing about all day: zombies!

He covered his nose and ran forward desperately, "Help! There are zombies!"

"Hurry up and get up, or you won't be able to see me if you're late!"

Wukong casually picked up a piece of clothing to cover his head. What a fool is trying to imitate others to do this.

I won't be fooled!

Seeing that the eldest brother didn't move, Xiaobai and Sha Seng closed their eyes and continued to sleep.

Tang Shan turned over and said, "It's so noisy."

She closed her eyes and groped around, and seemed to touch a small piece of wood. She picked it up and threw it towards the zipper.

The lightning-struck wood just happened to hit Old Master Qin who was flying in the air.

There was a flash of lightning, and he was knocked away, hitting a tree and falling to the ground.

At this time, he had just turned into a zombie and had not sucked human blood, so his abilities were still in the initial stage.

In addition, he has the ability to think and already knows that this thing will cause harm to him.

Out of his instinct to seek profit and avoid harm, he was afraid that there might be some powerful person here who could threaten him.

So he glanced at Bajie, and finally gave up his target and turned to fly away.

Bajie's heart was in his throat. Fortunately, he had a strong lung capacity, otherwise he would have been bitten to death or suffocated to death.

In fact, he didn't know that holding his breath didn't work on Old Master Qin.

Bajie looked at the direction he escaped, oh no, that was Qingshui Town at the foot of the mountain!

He wanted to wake up his master and Monkey King, but no one paid any attention to him even though he shouted at the top of his lungs.

It’s better to wait until daybreak, otherwise the monkey will beat him to death.

For the next hour or so, Bajie didn't dare to fall asleep at all.

He cut two toothpicks and used them to prop up his upper and lower eyelids. The slightest movement would make him terrified.

"Where's Marshal Tianpeng? Sister Chang'e will see you like this."

The sky began to brighten, and Bajie finally put his mind at ease.

Great, I finally made it to dawn.

I heard that zombies are afraid of sunlight, so I can finally sleep.

He took off the toothpick and fell asleep. He was exhausted from the extreme adrenaline rush last night.

As for Old Master Qin, he saw that it was getting light and found a cave to hide in.

After a while, he absorbs enough evil spirits and will no longer be afraid of the sun, becoming the king of zombies outside the three realms.

Tang Shan stretched lazily in the morning light. Today was another day of working like a slave.

In the view ahead, Bajie was lying on a huge rock with his upper body naked and sleeping soundly.

Tang Shan: Wild boars cannot eat fine bran, and they would rather sleep on stones than on soft beds.

Forget it, next time we can set up one less tent.

Wukong and his companions also came out at this time, and the three of them looked like they were not getting enough sleep.

Tang Shan: Did those three go out and steal without telling me last night?

Wukong yawned, "Morning, Master."

"Hey, why are all the mushrooms I picked last night gone?"

Xiaobai originally thought that his master said these things could not be eaten, lest they be eaten by other creatures and cause harm, so he planned to get rid of them in the morning, but in the end there was not a single one left.

Everyone's attention was immediately focused on Bajie, and everyone was only 0.001 away from the truth.

Tang Shan walked forward cautiously and pushed Bajie, wondering if he had been killed by the poisonous mushrooms.

What happened to the promise that it wouldn't be fatal?

As soon as Bajie saw his master, he immediately hugged her thighs and started crying, "There are zombies!"

Tang Shan resisted the urge to hit someone and shook her legs hard.

"Those are all hallucinations caused by the poisonous mushrooms you ate."

Let me go now, don't force me to jump on you.

Bajie was stunned: Poisonous mushrooms? Hallucination? Fake zombies?

At this moment, Tang Shan saw a charred piece of wood lying quietly on the ground not far away.

Isn’t that her lightning wood???