Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Boom~" Another thunderbolt.

The ground and the golden coffin shook a few times at the same time, and then the coffin broke out of the ground.

The golden coffin disintegrated in mid-air, and the body of the old man of the Qin family fell out of the coffin and landed firmly on the ground.

His upper body was a black robe with gold embellishments, and his lower body was a bright yellow long gown.

He wore black boots and a round hat on his head that was also black and had gold patterns carved on it.

Under the hat were gray sideburns, and blush was smeared on both sides of his pale cheeks, but at this moment his entire face was a strange red.

Old Master Qin's eyes were tightly closed, and white smoke began to come out of his nostrils.

His hands hung naturally at his sides, and his once neatly manicured fingers suddenly grew long black nails.

After another thunder, he suddenly opened his eyes.

"Master, we are back."

Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiaobai each brought back some water and firewood.

After Sha Seng piled the dry firewood neatly into a pile, he took out his sun-fan and fanned it, and the firewood immediately caught fire.

Under the cool moonlight, a warm firelight suddenly appeared, and the terrifying atmosphere suddenly felt less scary.

"Master, I hope the thunder and lightning didn't scare you just now."

Bajie came over and asked with concern.

Tang Shan understood and said, "I think you are scared, right?"

At this time, Wukong also came back, holding a few steamed buns, a bowl of rice, and some vegetables in his hands.

When Tang Shan saw these simple foods, she felt that bananas would be better.

"Hey Xiaobai, why are your pockets so bulging?"

Bajie stepped forward and pulled, and a bag of mushrooms fell out of the small white bag.

"I just saw these by the river. Since there's no fruit around here, I decided to see if I could eat them."

Tang Shan glanced at it and saw the red umbrellas and white poles. After eating, they lay down on the board together.

By the way, is this thing poisonous enough to kill gods?

System: You will know if you try it.

Bajie cast a hopeful look, and it seemed that he really wanted to eat a bowl of hot and delicious mushroom soup.

Tang Shan: No, Bajie can't die. I haven't completed the mission yet.

Bajie: It turns out that I am only worth 20 million taels in your heart.

Tang Shan: You’re thinking too much. It’s really not worth much.

Wait a minute, this thing has a bright red cap covered with white spots. Why does it look so much like the enlarged mushroom you eat in Super Mario?

Could this be the Sailor Mushroom?

If you don’t have enough knowledge, your mobile phone will make up for it.

After checking online, I found out that it was Amanita muscaria, which contains neurotoxins that can cause hallucinations and gastrointestinal disorders.

It says on it, it doesn't seem fatal...

Tang Shan looked at Bajie strangely, and there happened to be another little white mouse.

Bajie:?

Master's expression is so complicated...

Amitabha, how could I have such dangerous thoughts about my disciple!

"Let's not eat these mushrooms. Let's just share the steamed buns and eat the bananas."

Wukong: Banana-filled buns? They seem to suit my taste.

Sha Seng is even easier to feed. He eats whatever he has and never complains.

As for Xiaobai, he had originally planned to eat grass along the way, so now that there was something else to eat, he was even less likely to object.

After eating and drinking, everyone went back to their tents to rest and fell asleep soon.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much~"

Bajie climbed up holding his stomach, and had to cover his butt with one hand and ran out quickly.

He had just secretly picked up the fly agarics on the ground and ate them all by himself.

At that time, he thought Tang Shan and the others didn't know the value of mushrooms. They threw away such delicious mushrooms and didn't even eat them. They didn't enjoy the feast.

As a result, my stomach started to upset.

He found a hidden bush and squatted down to use his ultimate skill.

It was so quiet all around that even the slightest sound could be heard clearly.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of feet landing heavily behind Bajie.

He swallowed, and his anus tightened instantly, and the warm current that wanted to rush out was forced back.

"boom!"

Bajie's scalp tingled, and his ears fluttered as he heard footsteps getting closer.

He began to think about the zombies his master had mentioned during the day.

I heard that they just like to jump around, and when they smell a living person, they will chase them and suck their blood.

He quickly covered his mouth and nose. His master also said that if he didn't breathe, the zombies wouldn't be able to find him.

He became more anxious and frightened, and suddenly he let out a long fart.

Now, his psychological defenses were completely broken.

"Ahhh-"

Bajie cried, pulled up his pants and rushed to the tent.

He is really a good disciple. When there is danger, he remembers to lead the way to the master first.

"Help! There are zombies..."

Tang Shan was not woken up, but Wukong and Sha Seng were the first to come out.

"Brother Monkey, Lao Sha, there are...there are zombies!"

Bajie pointed randomly behind him, "Just now, when I was taking a shit, behind me..."

Wukong frowned and used his iron rod to pry away Bajie's hands that were scratching at him.

"I just have one question. Did you wipe your butt and wash your hands just now?"

Bajie was stunned. Is now the time to discuss this? Bro! There are zombies!

And, it’s not one question, it’s two!

He didn't wipe his butt just now, let alone wash his hands. Who would do these things when he was running for his life?

But Bajie knew very well that if he told the truth now, he would lose his hand tonight.

"Actually, I just wanted to poop, but I haven't done it yet..."

That’s not right. Where are the zombies?

He quickly looked back, but there was nothing.

Wukong and the others looked in the direction he was looking, but there wasn't even a single ghost, let alone a zombie.

Wukong was woken up by Bajie while sleeping soundly. He tilted his neck and prepared to let his golden cudgel come out to exercise.

Bajie quickly straightened his head and covered his ear holes with one hand.

"Brother Monkey, I was wrong. Let's not wake up Master."

Finally everyone returned to the tent and fell into a deep sleep.

Bajie tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He clearly heard it just now, so why didn't he hear it now?

But after that scare, my stomach miraculously healed.

When Bajie was about to go to sleep, he saw a figure appear in the tent.

"Bang!" He stretched out his arms, put his feet together, and jumped past Bajie's tent.

"Bang bang!" Another one jumped over, and it looked stronger than the previous one.

Bajie took a deep breath and covered his mouth tightly, fearing that even a sound would leak out from between his teeth.

It’s over, this zombie also brought his brothers.

"Bang bang bang!" The third one appeared smoothly.

At this moment, three figures were reflected in Bajie's tent.

They stood outside motionless, making a grinding sound.

Bajie felt as if all the blood in his body was frozen instantly. It was because the family of three was looking for him to have dinner!