Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan had an ambiguous smile on her lips. "Come in and rest your feet."

As soon as you go in, I'll close the door and beat the pig.

She winked at Mr. Gao and the other man.

Hide aside quickly later.

Tiger Vanguard looked back and forth at the few people.

This monk seemed to be a smart guy, and was quite friendly.

He didn't want the old one, so he took the younger one back with the monk.

There is also the horse in the yard, Tiger Vanguard rubbed his palms.

It would be nice to take it home and use it as a mount.

The White Dragon Horse sensed the scholar's greedy and vicious gaze directed at him.

It's obvious that this guy is not a good person.

The eldest brother is not here, but the master still calls people in. Isn't this just sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth?

He kicked the ground restlessly.

Master, please get on board and I will take you flying.

Tang Shan walked forward and whispered in Bai Longma's ear, "It's okay, just wait outside."

The best is yet to come.

Hu Xianfeng and Tang Shan entered the house with their own ulterior motives.

High-end hunters often appear in the form of prey.

Tang Shan looked at the scholar in front of her. He was obviously a pig, but he pretended to be a sickly puppy.

It’s okay to trick the little girl, but I’m a person who traveled through books and have a pair of sharp eyes.

Tiger Vanguard thought that a monk who looked clean and elegant was powerless.

He could capture them all and bring them back to Huangfeng Cave by himself.

As soon as the two entered the door, Gao Taigong and Gao Cai locked the door with a bang from outside.

Tang Shan was speechless. I told you to stay away, not to lock me up with the fairy alone.

She put her hands in her pockets, holding the anesthetic in both hands.

Originally, the robes did not have pockets, which she found inconvenient.

I sewed a few on myself.

At first glance, he looks like a modern-day Feng Shui expert who has been going from door to door deceiving people for ten or eight years.

Tiger Pioneer was also stunned. What was going on?

Did you get robbed?

Or, does the monk in front of me have some shameful hobby?

He suddenly hugged his chest and took a few steps back.

Tang Shan was puzzled. Why did he suddenly stay so far away from me?

Could it be that you discovered what I have in my hand?

How can I poke him with a needle when he is so far away from me...

Tang Shan approached Tiger Vanguard with a smile on her face.

In the tiger's eyes, Tang Shan was just a handsome bald guy saying to him: Come here, my little baby.

You can't escape from my palm...

Be good and listen to me, brother loves you...

Tiger Pioneer shuddered in fear at what he imagined.

I am a fierce tiger, how could I be afraid of a mere bald donkey?

He roared and was about to take off his human skin to reveal his true form.

This roar scared Tang Shan.

She quickly realized that this guy was about to reveal his true colors and put up a stubborn resistance.

Tang Shan pounced on him with lightning speed.

He was holding two large syringes in his hands.

She quickly inserted both of them into Tiger Pioneer's thighs.

Next comes the arms.

The movements are smooth and seamless.

Tiger Vanguard only saw a dark yellow afterimage in front of him.

Then came the stabbing pain in my limbs.

Before he could see clearly what was stuck in his arms and thighs.

Tang Shan took out a bottle of gas with a wicked laugh.

She put on her gas mask and unscrewed the cap.

A pungent smell immediately filled every corner of the house.

Tiger Vanguard took a big sniff.

This smell is so bad, I have never smelled it before.

He was caught off guard and retched.

After finishing everything, Tang Shan sat on the chair. The medicine would soon take effect.

As expected, Tiger Vanguard wanted to raise his hand to tear off the human skin mask on his body.

I found that my hand speed became very slow and my head started to feel dizzy.

What's going on? My eyelids are feeling heavy...

Moves as slowly as a turtle.

"What did you do to me?"

One word at a time, every word is spoken in a clear and round tone.

He walked towards Tang Shan anxiously.

The result is like a space walk slowed down dozens of times.

It's only two or three meters away, and it would probably take an hour or so for him to come over.

Tang Shan was extremely satisfied. Who invented this retardant? It was so effective.

She stood up and stretched out her right hand, and a baseball bat suddenly appeared in her hand.

Tiger Vanguard was so shocked that it took him more than ten seconds to even twitch his eyebrows.

At this moment, Tang Shan felt like a street bully.

The difference is that she now represents the side of justice.

"Pigsy, oh pigsy, don't think you can fool me by pretending to be a sickly scholar."

After all, I have seen countless male Bodhisattvas and top boy groups on the Internet.

What's more, he already knew in his heart that he was the fat pig in disguise, so he felt no guilt in beating him up.

"As a pig, can you please behave yourself and do what a pig should do? It's fine if you just eat and sleep in."

"You actually raped a girl. Have you ever considered her feelings?"

Tang Shan raised the baseball bat and aimed it at Tiger Vanguard.

"Today I will teach you a lesson on behalf of your mother pig, father pig and pig brothers."

"I'm going to beat you up, will you obey me?"

Tiger Vanguard was stunned when he heard this.

Pig? Is the monk talking about me?

But I am obviously a tiger!

He couldn't have recognized the wrong person.

"I~no~"

Due to the retardant, Tiger Pioneer uttered two words very slowly.

"How dare you object!"

Tang Shan hit Tiger Pioneer on the butt with a stick.

"I'll make you unconvinced."

Another stick hit the thigh.

Tiger Pioneer screamed wildly in his heart: I am not a pig!

Can you please listen to me finish!

Due to the effect of the anesthetic, Tiger Pioneer did not feel much pain.

Although it didn't hurt physically, the tiger's dignity was greatly insulted.

He was actually beaten by a tender-skinned monk!

If he were seen by other little demons, how would he have the face to go back to Huangfeng Mountain?

At this moment, he was actually grateful to Mr. Gao and others who had just closed the door.

Tang Shan hit him several times in a row.

Huh? Why is this pig silent?

She slapped her forehead and forgot that he had taken anesthetic.

"Hmph!" She suddenly sneered.

"I'm afraid you can't keep your hands off me today!"

Tiger Vanguard was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Don't come over here!"

The next second, his pupils, widened with fear, reflected the figure of Tang Shan holding up the mace...

woo woo woo...

I was wrong, I want to go home...

Outside the door, Bai Longma, Gao Taigong and Gao Cai stared at the crack in the door without blinking.

"Did you hear it?" Mr. Gao asked hesitantly.

Gao Cai and Bai Longma nodded in tacit understanding.

The loud clattering noise in the house should be heard clearly by anyone who is not deaf.

Gao Cai looked at the setting sun on the hilltop and suddenly said, "But don't those goblins always come back at night?"

When asked this question, everyone fell silent.

If the one inside is not a pig demon.

Who could that be?

"Father-in-law, I'm back!"

Gao Taigong and Gao Cai froze and turned around in horror...