Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Gao Cai secretly glanced behind him and silently quickened his pace.

The horse is talking!

The wizard is talking to the horse!

The wizard is talking to the horse in strange language!

I finally returned to Grandpa Gao's home in Gao Village.

"Why are you back again?"

Grandpa Gao knocked his crutch hard and said dissatisfiedly.

If you get lazy after doing a little work, you never know what kind of person you will become in the future.

Gao Cai pouted and said aggrievedly: "I invited the magician here."

Gao Taigong sat down and sneered, "How long have you been out? In less than a meal's time, you haven't even climbed over the top of a mountain."

It’s no wonder that Mr. Gao reacted this way. In the past, it would take Gao Cai more than ten days to go out.

At that moment, the sound of horse hooves was heard outside the door.

Hmm? It's rare to see unfamiliar faces in Gao Village.

Horses appear only a handful of times.

Grandpa Gao looked outside curiously.

He met Tang Shan's equally curious eyes.

He was wearing a plain dark yellow cassock and standing straight.

He is handsome, and his eyes reveal wisdom and gentleness.

"Who is this?"

"He's the wizard I told you about."

"It looks okay. Where did you find it? How did you get it so quickly?"

The two whispered.

"It's not far from the village. He said he could exorcise the demon, so I brought him back immediately."

Gao Taigong said angrily, "Aren't you afraid of attracting another bad guy by such a coincidence?"

"Cough cough cough" Tang Shan cleared her throat.

Did the two people opposite her think she was deaf? Everything they said went into her ears word for word.

Who would whisper in front of others?

Tang Shan looked at the elderly man in front of her and said, "Is it possible to help you or not? I have to try it to know, right?"

"If we can't avoid charging you, you won't suffer any loss."

The general public's love for small bargains has not changed from ancient times to the present.

As soon as these words were spoken, Mr. Gao welcomed her in with a smile on his face.

Tang Shan took a sip of tea, her thoughts drifting back to the days when she had morning tea and snacks before she traveled through time into the book.

Oh, when can I wear it back?

What has become of myself in the real world?

Tang Shan drank the tea in despair.

Despite this, she still did not forget the white dragon horse guarding the yard.

"Go, give this tea to my beloved disciple as well."

Whatever the master has, the apprentice must also have.

Grandpa Gao and Gao Cai looked at each other. There was no one else in the room.

The two of them looked through the gate and fell on the white dragon horse in the yard.

He raised his left front hoof, pointed at himself, and nodded.

Gao Taigong was startled and subconsciously grabbed Gao Cai who was beside him.

Was that horse just now greeting them?

"Hurry up, he's thirsty."

Tang Shan urged.

Gao Cai tremblingly carried a basin of tea and placed it next to the white dragon horse.

"Thank you." The horse opened its mouth, revealing a row of white, shining teeth.

The reason why Bailongma can have such a bright smile is that Tang Shan urges him to brush his teeth with her every day.

With whitening toothpaste, of course!

Several times, the White Dragon Horse almost swallowed the sweet and fragrant bubbles in his mouth.

Now he is so skilled that he can stand up and use his two front hooves to hold the oversized brush to brush his teeth.

Every morning, the first thing Wukong saw was a man and a horse standing by the river brushing their teeth.

"No, you're welcome." Gao Cai trembled and quickly retreated back into the house.

The two sides officially got to the point.

"I have no sons, only three daughters, and I'm thinking of finding a live-in son-in-law to inherit the family business."

"Half a year ago, a demon pretended to be a tough guy and married my third daughter, Cuilan."

"Wait, since he's pretending to be a normal person, how did you find out he's a monster?"

Tang Shan interrupted Mr. Gao and said, "This demon doesn't practice well, and people will find out even if he transforms into a human."

When he said this, Mr. Gao became visibly excited.

"Whose good son eats three buckets of rice in one meal?"

"I have to eat five meals a day!"

Grandpa Gao leaned on his crutches angrily, and Gao Cai nodded to indicate that what he said was true.

Tang Shan laughed awkwardly, "Maybe he just has a big appetite..."

Although three buckets of rice is indeed outrageous.

Even pigs can't eat that much.

It’s a pity that a pig is a pig, but Zhu Ganglie is not an ordinary pig.

"If he ate a lot, it would be fine, but many people have seen him suddenly reveal his pointed mouth and fat ears, like that..."

Gao Taigong and Gao Cai looked at each other in horror, as if they were recalling some horrifying scene.

Tang Shan suddenly asked, "What's your last name?"

"The surname is Gao. Most people here have this surname, so it's called Gao Village."

Gao Taigong and the other two were wondering what the exorcism had to do with the surname?

Tang Shan's mind suddenly buzzed.

Is this Gao Laozhuang?!

How could this be Gao Laozhuang!

I originally planned to let Wukong take the scriptures and then travel around the world of Journey to the West.

First go to Wukong’s Flower-Fruit Mountain to see the waterfall, then go to the Dragon King of the West Sea for deep-sea diving and some seafood.

If I can't wear it back, I'll go back to the Tang Dynasty and be the emperor's younger brother.

You will never have to worry about food and drink for the rest of your life and you will be rich and prosperous.

As for Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, there are eighty-one difficulties.

She no longer wanted to be a working ox or a tool of the gods.

Besides, Zhu Bajie is ugly, lazy, greedy and lustful.

He would sow discord between Tang Seng and Wukong from time to time.

When I was watching the TV series, I wanted to punch him twice.

Eh? Yeah, right? Now's a perfect opportunity to kill a pig.

"Holy monk? Holy monk?"

Tang Shan came back to her senses and asked, "Everyone, do you think it looks like a pig?"

"Yes, yes, it looks like a pig."

Gao Cai answered hurriedly.

Tang Shan looked into the house and asked, "Where did he go?"

Gao Taigong said, "He always goes out early in the morning and comes back late at night."

"My poor third daughter, she was locked up in the backyard and tortured beyond recognition."

Tang Shan fantasized about sleeping with a pig at night...

Hey, she suddenly shivered.

It's a nightmare.

It is said that the tiger vanguard led the little demon to search all the way.

When we got near Gao Laozhuang, we could smell a faint scent of Buddhist sandalwood.

He was overjoyed and immediately determined that Tang Seng must be here.

He was afraid of causing trouble, so he disguised himself as a scholar and entered the house.

"Is anyone here? I'm passing by and would like to ask for a bowl of water."

The people in the house walked out the door one after another.

The white dragon horse stared at the weak scholar in front of him with a vigilant look.

"Quick, pour the little brother a cup of tea."

Gao Cai hurriedly brought a clean teacup.

Tang Shan looked at the scholar in front of her, her eyes flickering and her brows full of hostility.

The fingernails are extremely long and there are some scratches on the palms.

This doesn't look like a serious scholar at all.

She could still faintly smell the blood on the other person.

She leaned close to Mr. Gao and Gao Cai's ears and whispered, "Aren't you afraid that he's a pig demon in disguise?"

As soon as the words fell, their faces turned pale.

Gao Cai's hands were shaking as he held the teapot.

Tang Shan reached her right hand into her robe, her five fingers tightly gripping an extra-large 100% concentration anesthetic needle.

You stupid pig, wait and see how I deal with you!