Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Nezha, I'm helping you take revenge on your scumbag father in disguise.

Li Jing's hand holding the gold trembled, and Mrs. Li hurriedly helped him hold the pagoda.

"Brother Jing, why are you shaking?"

Mrs. Li complained in her heart: Is this man becoming useless as he gets older?

It seems that Nezha's last suggestion of divorcing her husband is not impossible to consider. After all, the children are grown up now...

Li Jing lowered his voice in her ear, but gave Tang Shan a forced smile on his face.

"Madam, didn't you hear how much money Tang Seng asked me?"

You charged me several hundred taels for just these few things. You really treat me as a sucker.

What's worse is that he can't just refuse.

The worst thing is that adults’ default means acceptance.

"I heard it," Madam Li said calmly, "Your pagoda claw can be cured with just a few hundred taels. You can't wait to laugh."

She knew that Li Jing must have secretly hidden some private money, so she had no intention of helping him pay.

Tang Shan finally understood where Nezha's good habit of hiding money under his shoes came from.

Because at this moment Li Jing was taking off his left boot, you know what is going to happen without thinking.

Tang Shan: This money is a bit smelly, but I don't absolutely need it...

Finally, driven by a strong sense of responsibility and professional ethics, Tang Shan put on a mask and gloves, and completed the collection of the money with tweezers in one hand and disinfectant in the other.

Of course, a very unprofessional doctor not only has to cure the patient's physical injuries, but also solve the psychological problems.

So, Tang Shan took out another card: Fingerprint lock, to ensure you a worry-free life.

In the middle are the three big characters "Tang Sanzang", and below are a string of small characters: I am also the locksmith.

Li Jing...

So, Nezha and Tang Seng were not discussing Buddhism when they were chatting for so long, but were talking about the content of small cards like the ones we are talking about now.

"What is this fingerprint lock?"

Could it be a new product developed by Taishang Laojun?

"Good question!" Tang Shan changed her playful smile, pulled Li Jing over and began to explain seriously.

"Have you ever been unable to eat or sleep well because of this little tower in your hand, waking up several times a night?"

(Waking up several times here refers to opening my eyes to see if the tower is still in my hands.)

Mrs. Li reacted quickly and nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, is there something wrong with his health?"

When she said this, she glanced at Li Jing's lower body, fearing that Tang Shan would not understand what she wanted to express.

Tang Shan winked playfully at Madam Li and whispered in her ear, "Husband, sleep well. Wife, don't try to run away. I understand~"

Mrs. Li held her burning face in her hands, too embarrassed to look up, and began to shy away like an unmarried girl.

Li Jing's eyes widened like cow eyes. What does that mean? You're seducing my wife in front of me!

The point is that it looks like she is really hooked by the monk!

On the other side, Nezha was leaning against a tree playing with cards: Humph, crappy marriage counselor, I think he wants to be my stepfather.

On second thought, Tang Seng is not only bald, but also young, handsome, and good at making money. He is rich, powerful, and has a high status.

More importantly, he has no tower!

Nowadays, the idea of ​​younger-younger-in-law relationships is also very popular...

Tang Shan: I don’t have a tower, but I have a Vajra bracelet and a lot of magical instruments from gods.

Also, I don’t want to have three sons who are older than me for no apparent reason…

Although, being a mother without pain, no, being a father without pain was indeed one of my ideals in the past.

"Ahem." Li Jing stood in front of Madam Li calmly, "Holy Monk, let's get back to the issue of fingerprint locks."

Tang Shan immediately started to promote her product.

"As long as the lock is installed on the pagoda, only your fingerprint can be verified to open this magic weapon. Even if it is stolen, he can't use it."

Li Jing nodded: "That's good, but I hope that others won't be able to steal it."

Besides, what if the enemy steals the tower and can’t open it, and gets so angry that he cuts off my fingers?

After all, he knows his own limitations and that the king without the tower is just a decoration.

Tang Shan: I've long guessed that you're a troublemaker.

"I totally understand! Customer needs are what I pursue."

She lowered her head and rummaged in her pocket for a long time, and finally found Laozi's belt.

"This is called the Golden Rope. Don't underestimate its small size. Just use it to tie the tower to your waist. You can use it as tight or as short as you want. No matter how hard you try to steal the tower, it will still be tied to your waist."

Li Jing opened his mouth to say something, but Tang Shan raised two fingers and pressed them on his lips.

"Shh~" Tang Seng suddenly came closer, "I know what you want to ask."

"I guarantee that this rope cannot be cut or burned, and can only be untied by chanting a spell."

So, please remember to recite the spell in advance before going to the toilet next time, otherwise I’m really afraid that you will wet your pants in a hurry.

In fact, Li Jing just wanted to ask how much this rope cost.

Seeing that the atmosphere had become so tense, Tang Shan said, "Lord Li, peace of mind is priceless. You don't have to hold it up every day anymore. You can just hang it up instead."

If the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King doesn't hold the pagoda, I don't know if it counts as absenteeism...

In the end, because Tang Shan said that peace of mind is worth more than money, Li Jing had to sign the debt letter worth ten thousand gold in tears.

Mrs. Li covered her mouth and laughed secretly.

He was afraid that he would never be able to save any money for himself after this.

Of course, how could a shrewd businessman let go of the good fortune of a noble lady?

"Mrs. Li" Tang Shan mysteriously took out a glass bottle filled with yellow oily liquid.

"This is..." Madam Li picked it up and sniffed it, "Why does it smell like medicinal oil?"

"This is the Indian God Oil, specially made to restore a man's virility." Tang Shan glanced at Li Jing, "Just a few drops and you'll be able to have countless men in one night."

Madam Li hurriedly tried to stuff it back into Tang Shan's hands, "Oh, how can this be? We are an old couple, holy monk, how can you say such a thing?"

It's so embarrassing. It's broad daylight and there are so many people here. How can I discuss such matters in the boudoir with the holy monk?

On the other side, Li Jing looked at his wife, who was extremely embarrassed, her face flushed and her brows furrowed tighter and tighter.

What's so good about this monk that he can make her so happy?

Tang Shan smiled and said, "Madam, this is a hobby between husband and wife. If this one is not suitable, I still have some."

Mrs. Li looked at what Tang Shan took out with anticipation.

Women's perfume, black lace pajamas and black stockings, facial masks, lipstick, etc.

Immediately afterwards, Li Jing saw his wife writing something on the IOU with a happy face.

From then on, Tang Shan became the Li family's largest and only creditor.

Tang Shan packed up and prepared to return to the stage when Mrs. Li suddenly reached out to stop her.

His face was shy, as if he wanted to say something that was difficult to express.

Seeing her expression, Tang Shan tentatively said, "Madam, you've bought so many things. Why don't I give you that bottle of magic oil as a gift?"

As expected, Mrs. Li's eyes suddenly lit up.

Seeing Tang Shan's fixed gaze again, he nodded awkwardly.

Tang Shan shook her head and said "tsk tsk tsk". It seems that this is really not possible.

Li Jing:?

She happily picked up the loan note and left, but Nezha suddenly jumped to her side and snatched the note from her hand.

"Hey!" Tang Shan grabbed Nezha's arm tightly with both hands.

"Someone's robbing me!"