Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Nezha stared with dead eyes, "Didn't you just say it was free?"

He had just paid for the family's membership card fees, a total of eight hundred taels of gold, and now he only had about one hundred taels left in his pocket.

He also planned to keep some for later when he went to the lower world with Lei Zhenzi to buy some food and fun things.

Tang Shan: "Yes, that was a free consultation. If you don't want to listen, I'll go back to the stage and continue hosting."

At this time, Red Boy on the stage was trembling as he looked at the microphone in his hand, which looked like a melted ice cream.

It’s over, this iron tool can’t withstand burning.

Nezha grabbed Tang Shan who was about to leave and said, "Tell me, how much do you want?"

Tang Shan smiled knowingly and was about to open her mouth to speak loudly.

Nezha was the first to speak: "I only have ninety taels."

Tang Shan: It’s okay, mosquito legs are still legs.

"make a deal."

Nezha had just paid the consulting fee with a painful heartbreak, and the next second he anxiously asked, "What if he refuses to hand it over?"

Tang Shan counted the gold and replied, "You can tell with your ass that he definitely won't want to hand it over."

Nezha: Why does Tang Sanzang speak so rudely?

"Then how am I supposed to get that tower?"

I kind of regret paying this money.

Tang Shan put the gold back into her pocket. "This involves two situations. Either your father is kicked out of the house, and the tower belongs to your mother."

"How can we get him out of this house?"

"He divorced your mother just because of a Pipa Fairy. He's now cheating on her!"

Nezha frowned, "But this happened so long ago, it's probably useless to bring it up now."

Tang Shan laughed and said, "As for your scumbag father, if he can have one Pipa Spirit, why can't he have a second Fox Spirit and a third Spider Spirit?"

Nezha's eyes lit up instantly. There is such a thing!

"What if he's not tempted?"

Tang Shan held up two fingers and said, "This brings us to the second situation."

"Marriage and marriage have a common property, each of them gets half. At the very least, half of this pagoda must be given to your mother."

Hearing this, Nezha's eyes widened and he exclaimed, "Can you still cut it in half?"

Tang Shan smiled and took out another business card: Tang Sanzang, the large equipment cutter.

Nezha...

Tang Monk, please don’t be too outrageous!

"Think about it, no matter whether your mother wants to be on top or on the bottom, on the left or on the right, if this tower has no top and no layers to hold you down, what use is it?"

Apart from anything else, the symbol of suppression on each floor has been cut in half, it would be a wonder it could be effective.

When Nezha heard this, he was shocked and suddenly his eyes were opened.

He couldn't wait to ask: "How much does it cost for you to cut it?"

Tang Shan showed an expression that said, "I understand you." "You are my first customer after all, and since we have some plastic relationship, I will give you a 9.99% discount."

system……

Then you might as well get the original price.

Nezha scratched his head, "How much is that?"

Tang Shan held up a finger and said, "It's not expensive, only a hundred."

"One hundred taels, I have it."

As Nezha said this, he took out the last hundred taels of silver hidden in the sole of his shoe.

Tang Shan: I never thought money was bad, but today I truly experienced it.

"Bao, calm down and listen to me."

Nezha excitedly shook the silver bills in his hand, his mind already flying back to the time when Li Jing had no tower.

Tang Shan pushed the hand holding the banknote away.

"I'm talking about one million taels of gold."

Madam Li pointed at Nezha and Tang Shan and said, "Look, our sons have learned to ask the holy monk for advice. They are having such a great time chatting with him."

She smiled with relief. It had been a long time since she saw Nezha smile so sincerely.

Tang Shan: Haha, he probably wants to bring down his father from the bottom of his heart.

Li Jing glanced in Nezha's direction and said, "If he could humbly seek advice from Tang Monk, I wouldn't have to hold up the pagoda every day."

He developed tenosynovitis in his left wrist from years of lifting the pagoda.

After listening to Tang Shan's words, Nezha decided to start saving the gold for cutting the pagoda.

Tang Shan asked curiously, "Aren't you worried about who your eldest and second brothers will be with?"

I just focused on the tower.

What Nezha heard was: "Yeah, I can also ask my elder brother and second brother for some gold."

After saying that, he walked towards Mu Cha.

Tang Shan looked in the direction of Li Jing and his wife somewhat helplessly.

Neither his personality nor his appearance resembled them at all.

Nezha: You might as well just say that I was picked up.

Mr. and Mrs. Li Jing nodded in a friendly manner.

Tang Shan noticed that Li Jing's hand holding the tower was slightly swollen, and he changed hands from time to time.

Oh no, business is back.

Tang Shan hooked her finger at Li Jing and said, "Heavenly King Totoro, come here."

Li Jing: This gesture looks so much like Erlang Shen calling on Howling Sky Dog to come over.

"Holy Monk, but what did Nezha do to offend you?"

Tang Shan: I didn’t expect that you would subconsciously think this way. It seems that it is not unreasonable for Nezha to steal the tower.

She clasped her hands together and said, "Amitabha, I see that the Heavenly King's hand seems to be in discomfort. Is it that the pain in the wrist is unbearable?"

Madam Li spoke first, "That's true. I told him not to hold that thing every day, but he refused to listen. Now, he's become ill from overwork."

Li Jing smiled awkwardly and nodded, "My silly wife, how dare I not support the tower when my son is around?"

If you're not careful, you might become a widower.

Tang Shan followed suit and took out a card from her pocket: Tang Sanzang, the surgical genius.

"Saint monk, you can also treat illnesses!"

"I have a little understanding." Anyway, I have a system.

Then she took out a black bandage and said, "This is a wrist guard. Wearing it can reduce the pressure on your wrist."

"This is a painkiller. If the pain is unbearable, take one."

"These are soothing hot compress patches and ointments. Rub them on whenever you have time."

Li Jing held it in his hands as if it were a treasure, "Holy monk, you've given me so many treasures, how can I have the nerve to take them?"

Tang Shan silently spread out his palms, "I know the Heavenly King will definitely feel embarrassed, but I am a monk and money is just my possessions."

Li Jing grinned and nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes."

"But I have the status of a Heavenly King. If you take my things without giving me anything, I'm afraid it will give people a reason to criticize me."

Li Jing, who was still laughing a second ago, immediately stopped smiling and asked, "So, Saint Monk, what do you mean?"

"Hey," Tang Shan sighed softly, "Give me a little as a token of your appreciation."

Li Jing was just about to take out a tael of gold and hand it over.

Tang Shan said indifferently, "Just give me a few hundred taels."