Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

At this time, Bajie came to the Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Palace, where the Jade Emperor was sitting on the top handling official business.

He imitated the monkey's smiling face and approached the Jade Emperor's table, hoping to warm him up.

The Jade Emperor raised his head expressionlessly, "Is this a place you can enter whenever you want?"

Bajie quickly closed his mouth as soon as it opened. The guards outside the door didn't stop me.

He was frightened by the Jade Emperor's gaze and took several steps back. He held his hands and saluted respectfully, saying, "Master Jade Emperor, my master would like to invite you to the lower world."

Why are they so mean to me one by one? I have never seen the Jade Emperor treat the monkey like this.

"Why did Tang Monk ask me to come down instead of getting his sutra?"

Could it be that he wants me to learn from him?

Bajie changed his usual playful attitude and tried his best to establish a serious image in front of the Jade Emperor.

"That monkey got an identical monkey from nowhere. Now it's hard to tell the real one from the fake one. Master wants you to identify which one is the real one."

The Jade Emperor said: "What monkeys are there? Where did all these monkeys come from? Maybe that monkey didn't want to obtain the scriptures anymore, so he used monkey hair to transform into monkeys."

Bajie was so confused by the monkeys that he said, "I can prove it. It wasn't just the monkeys who did it. They actually fought with real weapons."

When he thought of the fight between Wukong and Liu'er Mihou just now, it didn't seem fake at all.

The Jade Emperor continued to write and draw at his desk. "That monkey has a circle on his head given by Guanyin, right? Just ask your master to chant it and it will be fine."

"How could Master bear to do that? Besides, the fake one is so convincing that he can even make a golden hoop stick."

When the time comes, the monkey will pretend to have a headache and also pretend to be in pain, which can be said to be hurting the enemy without hurting himself.

The Jade Emperor coldly spat out two words: "No."

As the great Jade Emperor, I have no need to make a special trip for such a trivial matter. It is beneath my dignity.

Bajie laughed and said, "Master also guessed that you would say that, so pa pa"

He raised his hands and clapped a few times, and outside the hall, Taishang Laojun walked in with a reluctant look on his face.

It turned out that before coming to the Lingxiao Palace, Bajie went to the Tushita Palace first and told everything to Qingniu, Jinjiao and Yinjiao.

The three of them used the strike as an excuse to ask their master to persuade the Jade Emperor to go.

The Jade Emperor was filled with rage, his face as pale as ash.

When the Jade Emperor saw that it was Taishang Laojun, he thought there was a problem with refining the elixir and making the artifact, so he quickly stood up to greet him.

"Why is Laojun here?"

"Jade Emperor, I've also heard about the real and fake Wukong. Tang Monk's journey to the West is a major undertaking. Why not do me a favor? This will give me a reason to contact Tathagata in the future."

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and thought, "Laojun is right. I will go down there."

Bajie immediately smiled happily, thinking that Taishang Laojun’s words really worked.

"Would the Supreme Lord Laojun be able to come with us? More people would be helpful in frightening the demon in advance."

My master said that Laojun has many treasures. If I can trick him into giving one down, I can save the money for my dowry in the future.

He said that my appearance did not conform to the secular aesthetic, and that I would have to pay a fortune to be accepted as a son-in-law.

It seems that I have to work harder in the future. If Alan still waits for me, I will give her the money as a way to make up for her kindness over the years.

Laojun saw Bajie's eyes rolling around and knew that something bad was going to happen.

I think many of my precious magic weapons have been taken away by Tang Monk. I am afraid that his enthusiastic invitation to me this time is just a Hongmen Banquet.

He refused, "I still have to make the elixir, so I won't go."

Bajie grinned, and with a mouth as cold as 37 degrees Celsius, he said something that made Laojun's body temperature plummet: "The Jin Ping Mei is still in my master's hands!"

The monkey said that it was a treasure collected by Taishang Laojun, and I don’t believe you can resist not asking for it back.

"What! My Jin Ping Mei is with Tang Monk!"

After Wukong left that day, he found that the Jin Ping Mei that he had always kept close to him was nowhere to be found.

Although he is an old man with white hair, that thing seems to be the source of his sense of security.

The companionship of thousands of years has long exceeded the original value of the object.

That day, he walked along the road to heaven again and again, using a broom to sweep everywhere to see if there was anything covered under the fallen leaves.

Some of the new patrol guards almost mistook him for a cleaning lady.

He never thought that the thing would fall into Tang Seng's hands.

This is simply throwing a meat bun at a dog, there is no turning back.

The Jade Emperor was a little surprised, "Laojun, you still have Jin Ping Mei!"

He scanned Taishang Laojun up and down with his eyes. He didn't expect that Laojun, who usually looked like an immortal, would be so old and indulge in flowers.

It’s true that the older you get, the better you get at having fun.

Taishang Laojun blushed and quickly explained: "Jade Emperor, my Jin Ping Mei is not the Jin Ping Mei you think of. This is..."

"Hey," the Jade Emperor interrupted Laojun, "I understand, Laojun, don't be nervous. I don't care about your private affairs, but..."

He placed his hand on Laojun's shoulder and whispered mysteriously, "You must take care of yourself."

Bajie came forward stealthily and asked, "Is there anything I can't hear?"

Taishang Laojun swung his whisk and directly knocked Bajie away a few steps.

He never expected that his fame would be completely destroyed by Tang Seng and his men when he was old.

"Let's go down and take a look together."

Little White Dragon had just swam to the Dragon Palace. His father, the Dragon King of the West Sea, was drinking tea and playing chess with his eldest son, Moang.

The Dragon King asked: "Why did you go home instead of guarding Tang Monk?"

Prince Moang quickly stood up and asked, "Third brother is back, but is something wrong with Tang Monk?"

"Father, big brother, Master has sent me to ask you to go to the East China Sea and invite the Dragon King of the East China Sea to the mortal world."

The Dragon King hesitated. "We have no connection with Tang Sanzang, and Big Brother doesn't get along well with Sun Wukong. Why do you want me to invite Big Brother up?"

What exactly are Tang Seng and Sun Wukong selling in their gourds?

"I should have been the one to invite them, but I'm afraid I can't do it alone."

Xiao Bailong explained the whole story, "They both have golden cudgels in their hands, and this is the Dinghai Shenjing of the East China Sea. The Dragon King of the East China Sea will definitely not make a mistake."

Moang nodded, "So you want to confirm who has the real iron rod, so you can determine who is the real Sun Wukong."

"exactly."

The Dragon King said: "Since the holy monk sent you here specifically, it must be a matter of urgency. We cannot afford to offend him."

Last time when there was an incident with the crocodile dragon, Tang Seng did not make things difficult for them, so this time he would just consider it as returning the favor.

The Dragon King of the West Sea immediately set off for the East Sea.

Mo Ang saw Little White Dragon's retreating steps and asked doubtfully, "Third brother, aren't you going with us?"

The Dragon King turned around, as if he suddenly remembered something.

His eyes darkened and narrowed slightly, "You're not thinking of digging for pearls and corals again, are you?"

"Ha, ha, ha," Xiao Bailong said with a wry smile, "How could that be? It definitely won't happen."