Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Red Boy glanced at him and found that it was the silly third disciple of Green Boy.

Fortunately, he had been practicing under Guanyin for some time, otherwise, with his previous hot temper, Lao Sha would probably have turned into charcoal sand by now.

He suppressed the anger in his eyes and walked quickly to the excited Lao Sha.

"My name is Shancai, not Wangcai."

Red Boy tried his best to explain patiently that Wangcai was the name of the doorman Da Huang in the common people's family.

Even the dogs in heaven know not to take that name.

Roaring Sky Dog: You might as well just call my name. I’m the only dog ​​in the whole heaven.

Lao Sha was stunned. "Huh? Shancai?"

But Master said that Shancai means good fortune in wealth, so isn’t it the same as Wangcai?

"Um, Wangcai Boy, I came here this time to..."

"It's Shancai!" Red Boy suddenly raised his voice and threatened to kick him out if he called the wrong name again.

Sha Monk swallowed fearfully, "Hey, Shancai Shancai, my master wants to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to go down."

Red Boy frowned, "Brother Green Boy is in trouble? Is that monkey just there to eat for free?"

If I had known this would happen, I would have protected him on his journey to obtain the scriptures.

It is definitely better to travel with Brother Green Boy than to chant sutras and sleep in this forest every day.

Sha Monk quickly explained: "Master, it's nothing, it's mainly because my eldest brother is in trouble."

When Red Boy heard this, he said "Oh" and turned around to leave.

Whatever happens to the monkey is none of my business, it’s a waste of my time.

Sha Seng:?

He hurried forward and grabbed Red Boy's sleeve.

Red Boy stared down at the wrinkled part of his clothes, his rage rising. "If you touch me again, I'll set you on fire so hard that even Master won't be able to recognize you."

Frightened, Sha Seng quickly let go and said, "I just can't recognize him. There are two elder brothers!"

Red Boy stopped and said, "There are two monkeys?"

Interesting, really interesting.

I never thought that a monkey would be impersonated one day.

He turned around and asked, "So what does your master plan to do?"

Sha Seng was overjoyed: There is hope!

He approached Red Boy mysteriously, but still kept a careful distance, for fear of touching his clothes.

"My master said we should ask the Bodhisattva Guanyin to go down and help identify them."

Red Boy had been in the Purple Bamboo Forest for some time, and he discovered that Guanyin was dissatisfied with Green Boy and his disciples.

If you go and invite him rashly, I'm afraid you won't be able to do so.

When Sha Seng saw that he was frowning, he remembered the second set of words his master had told him to say.

"My master also said that if Guanyin refuses to come, I can just tell her that I will return the bottle to her once I can identify the real monkey."

Red Boy was shocked, "The Pure Bottle is in your master's hand?!"

I had heard before that Guanyin always carries a water bottle in her hand, but I have been here for a while and have never seen what the bottle looks like.

I originally thought that Guanyin was unwilling to show the treasure to others easily, but I didn’t expect that the treasure had already been passed on to someone else!

Red Boy: Brother Green Boy, how many more surprises do you have in store for me that I don’t know!

"Okay, I'll go and ask for it right away."

With these conditions, Guanyin will definitely go.

When the time comes, I will go too, so that I can reminisce with Brother Green Boy and see what the two Monkey Kings look like!

Mu Cha was dissatisfied when he saw Sha Seng asked Red Boy for help.

She also remembered that Tang Seng had occupied the pure bottle for a long time and had not returned it. If Tang Seng cheated and refused to return it this time, Guanyin would not be able to fight with them and would give them a reason to criticize her.

So he quietly left the Purple Bamboo Forest and went to the Heavenly Palace, where Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, was located.

As soon as he entered the house, the steward of the mansion exclaimed: "Master Mu Cha is back!"

Mrs. Li and Li Jing walked out of the house quickly and looked at their son who had suddenly returned home with surprise.

Mu Cha bowed and said, "Father, mother is well."

Mrs. Li smiled and nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, everything is fine at home."

She kept looking up and down at her second son, whom she hadn't seen for a long time.

Li Jing, who knew his son best, asked, "Is there something you need to go home for?"

Mu Cha looked past Li Jing into the house, "Is my third brother home?"

Li Jing frowned, wondering if Nezha had gone out to cause trouble again.

Mrs. Li was worried that something might have happened, so she anxiously pulled over the wooden fork and asked.

"What happened to Nezha?"

When Mu Cha saw the expressions of his parents, he knew that they had misunderstood, and he blamed himself for not telling them in advance.

He held Madam Li's hand and said with a smile, "Just now, Tang Sanzang's three disciples came to ask Guanyin to come down to the mortal world to identify the real Wukong. I was afraid that the demon would be difficult to deal with, so I wanted to let my brother go and test it out."

The fact that Guanyin's pure bottle is in Tang Seng's hands must never be made known to anyone else.

He could only find an excuse to avoid arousing the suspicion of Li Jing and his wife.

In addition, Nezha had fought with Wukong before, so perhaps he could help Guanyin test the authenticity.

Li Jing shouted into the house, "Nezha, come out!"

Mrs. Li scolded, "Why are you so loud? You scared our son."

Li Jing: "He's already a big guy, how could he be scared? I've never seen him afraid of anyone!"

The father and son always loved to quarrel with each other, and Mrs. Li was often sandwiched between them.

Nezha stretched lazily and walked out of the house reluctantly. "If you have something to say, tell me quickly. I have an appointment with Lei Zhenzi to play later."

Li Jing couldn't help but step forward and lecture him: "All you do is go out and play all day. When will you be as mature and steady as your two brothers and stop worrying me?"

Nezha didn't even open his eyes, he just lay on the armchair in the yard and it began to squeak and shake.

"Your worries are your business. I'm immature because I'm still young. Being steady can't make a living. Who among them can beat me in a fight?"

Being mature and steady is useless. In the end, it all comes down to fists.

Besides, if you want to preach, then just preach. Why do you have to include some slander?

We are all gods, why should I spoil you?

"You!" Li Jing was so angry that his face turned red.

Nezha still thought it wasn't enough, "Also, older people should worry less and get angry less, as it's easy for them to get wrinkles."

Finally, she delivered a fatal blow: "Don't blame my mother for divorcing you. Go find another handsome man. I tell you, I will definitely go with my mother when the time comes."

"You evil creature! Have you been wishing your mother would leave me so you can go with her?"

Madam Li patted his chest to calm him down, "Don't be angry, Jing Ge, Nezha is still young and likes to tell the truth, don't bother with him."

"you!"

"Me?" Madam Li blinked innocently. "What's wrong with me?"

Li Jing pointed at her, a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat.

"Pfft~"