Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Xiao Yang lowered his head and stared blankly at the dagger that was forcibly held in his hand.

The boss wants him to kill his father with his own hands.

However, the reason he followed his boss into robbery was so that his family could live a good life.

The bandit leader didn't say anything, but just stared at him with his brothers, waiting for his next move.

If he took action, he and his wife could escape.

If he didn't take action, his entire family would probably end up dead.

During the long silence, Lao Yang slowly raised his head.

There was a flash of determination in his eyes, and he seemed to understand that his son's situation was very dangerous.

I just hope that after my death, my son will mend his ways and become a good man.

He suddenly smiled and nodded at Xiao Yang, "Kid, do it."

"Dad, I, I'm sorry."

Sha Seng: The son is ready to kill his father, why hasn’t the master taken any action yet? Could he have really fainted?

He secretly opened his eyelids and looked at the senior brother opposite him.

Wukong was seen staring at his master with a puzzled look on his face.

Tang Shan at this time: You damn mosquito, you still bite me, try to bite me again if you dare!

Killer Mosquito: Okay, arrange it immediately!

It buzzed and called out to its relatives.

Lao Yang closed his eyes and accepted death calmly.

At this moment, his daughter-in-law rushed out and blocked his way. "This is your father. It's fine if you're unfilial, but how can our children face others in the future?"

Xiao Yang's eyes were filled with astonishment, "I, I have a child?"

Old Yang said in surprise: "I'm going to be a grandfather!"

Xiao Yang wanted to touch his wife's belly, but the heavy dagger in his hand seemed to weigh a thousand pounds.

Clang! The dagger fell to the ground.

Xiao Yang knelt before the bandit leader and said, "Boss, since I have always been loyal to you, please let him go. I beg you."

The rest of the men didn't dare to say a word, as they were also very curious about what the boss would do.

The bandit leader suddenly smiled and helped Xiao Yang, who was kneeling on the ground, up.

"Of course I don't want anything to happen to the family of a loyal person, but..."

He laughed even more crazily now, "You seem to have betrayed me just now. There is only one fate for those who betray me."

He disobeyed his orders and hesitated again and again.

If all my subordinates were like this, I would have died dozens of times already.

He has been able to get to where he is today thanks to his ruthlessness.

Everyone present gasped.

Mrs. Xiao Yang hid behind Xiao Yang in fear, and the atmosphere in the living room suddenly became tense.

Xiao Yang shed tears of regret, "It's all my fault that you guys are killed. I deserve to die! I deserve to die!"

He imitated others and worshipped the boss, but ended up losing his entire family.

The bandit leader put away his smile and winked at the rest of his men.

Xiao Yang's family was surrounded, and unsurprisingly, they were hacked to death.

The hand rose, but the knife didn't fall yet.

"Damn, it's so itchy!" Tang Shan jumped up and kept scratching the bite on her butt.

This scared the bandits to death.

"He's pretending to be dead! He's pretending to be dead!"

They all squeezed to the corner on the other side, pushing each other and no one wanted to stand in the front.

Xiao Yang's family was at the peak of fear just now, but now that they saw Tang Shan wake up, they were not afraid but felt that they were saved.

The bandit leader pretended to be calm and said, "Hey, are you a human or a ghost~"

Tang Shan: "I am a local zombie. I can eat, drink, poop and sleep. Are you satisfied?"

She held a bottle of Black Whirlwind insecticide in her hand, which was originally used to make the mosquitoes that sucked her blood rich. Now, "It's a reward for you."

"Squeak~" A white gas with a pungent smell spurted out from the bottle mouth and directly flowed into the nose and mouth of the bandit leader.

Tang Shan: By the way, I'm clearing the mosquitoes from Lao Yang's house.

"Bang!" The bandit leader fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, unconscious.

At this moment, the bandit henchmen looked at Tang Shan holding the insecticide as if she were the devil demanding his life.

"Plop" he fell to his knees. "Don't criticize me, don't criticize me. The boss told us to do it. We won't dare to do it again."

Sha Seng and Wukong stood aside with expressions of enjoying the show.

At this time, Bajie covered his stomach and walked into the house weakly and slowly.

Sha Seng was a little surprised. Doesn’t Second Brother use paper towels when squatting in the toilet?

Bajie walked past the huge crowd of kneeling people and whispered in Tang Shan's ear, "Master, Old Yang's toilet is open for me."

!!!

Tang Shan calmly distanced herself from Bajie.

Because a large amount of insecticide was sprayed in the house, the people present did not smell the unspeakable smell on Bajie at first.

Bajie saw all the disgust in Tang Shan's eyes that she couldn't hide in time.

Master, do you think I stink?

This time, I was really hurt! The kind that can't be comforted!

Tang Shan: Thank you. I didn’t intend to coax you at all.

When the smell of the pesticide spread, Bajie became the biggest source of odor pollution.

Sha Seng and Wukong finally understood why their master had suddenly jumped away.

Tang Shan suddenly had an idea. "Since you want to reform, my Buddha has the virtue of loving life, so I can give you a chance."

"Holy monk, as long as you don't kill us, we are willing to do anything."

"Very good." Tang Shan pointed outside, "Let's fix Old Yang's toilet first."

The bandits looked embarrassed. They were repairing the manure pit...

Seeing that they didn't respond, Tang Shan continued with a smile, "I'm a very understanding person. There's a second option."

Bajie: With that smile of yours, these bandits are probably done for.

"What's the second option?"

"I will send you to the King of Hell and fix his toilet."

How about this? This is a fat job~

Wukong: Is this any different from what I suggested at the beginning, which is to kill them all?

Tang Shan: I follow the gentle and graceful style of a holy monk.

"Well, let's choose the first one."

Suddenly, a large area of ​​the room became empty.

Tang Shan took out a high-pressure water gun and said, "Go ahead, you know what to do."

She glanced quickly at Bajie and subconsciously covered her nose with her hand.

Sha Monk solemnly took the water gun and said, "The road ahead is long and arduous. I will definitely complete the task assigned to me by my master."

After Bajie and Sha Seng left, only Xiao Yang's family and Tang Shan Wukong were left in the house.

"Thank you, Saint Monk, for saving my life."

"No, no, no," Tang Shan waved her hands, "You have committed the same crime as them."

The joyful faces of Xiao Yang's family instantly sank to the bottom.

Old Yang pleaded, "Saint Monk, if a son is not well-educated, it is the fault of his father. His mistake today is my responsibility. If you want to kill him or cut him up, let me take his place."

Tang Shan: "You are a good father. I hope your son can be the same in the future."

Finally, Tang Shan taught Lao Yang how to use pesticides.

System: Don’t go too far. You even asked me to make a fingerprint lock for the insecticide. Why don’t you just build a modern toilet for them?

Tang Shan: Oh, yes, you are very thoughtful.

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