Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Inside the house, the table was filled with delicious food.

Bajie had been sitting aside, drooling all over the floor.

"Master, where have you been? Come sit down and have something to eat with us."

Tang Shan sat down, and in front of her was the plate of stir-fried enoki mushrooms with bean sprouts.

It seems that what Lao Yang just said was not false.

Tang Shan first moved her butt to the left, "Kongkong, I heard that you are invulnerable to swords and guns. If you are poisoned, will you be okay?"

When Wukong saw his master approaching him mysteriously, he thought he was going to tell him some secret, but he just asked this.

He smiled confidently and said, "I can't boast about anything else, but even the poison that ordinary people can buy can't do anything to me."

Tang Shan: Okay, that’s fine, let me ask the next one.

She shifted her hips to the right again. "Lao Sha, will you be poisoned? Will you die if you are poisoned?"

Although Sha Seng didn't know why his master suddenly asked this question, he still answered seriously.

"When I was in the Flowing Sand River, I was tortured by thousands of swords piercing my chest every day. My internal organs were full of holes. The poison probably drained away before it even reached me."

Tang Shan gave a thumbs up. If not the wall, then you will be the one to obey.

As for Bajie on the opposite side, his intestines are so thick and he has so much meat, so his life should not be in danger for the time being.

System: Host, you should worry about yourself. The poison in here is from the herb Gelsemium elegans.

Tang Shan: It’s okay, I don’t want to eat.

System: Actually, you can eat it too.

Tang Shan: Have you finally decided to change the host?

System: I would like to, but once it is bound, it cannot be changed. You can only complete the task.

Laozi's Jin Ping Mei can eliminate the effects of all poisons on the body. You only need to take a small sip and all the poisons will be gone.

Tang Shan: So awesome? You can even ingest poison?

No, why would Taishang Laojun carry such a treasure with him? Who would dare to poison him?

The system was silent. It would never tell her any gossip about Taishang Laojun!

The reason is that when Taishang Laojun was young, he was very popular with fairies and witches, and some even wanted to drug him.

But he only wanted to refine elixirs and make tools, and devote himself to seeking the truth.

In order to prevent himself from making a big mistake accidentally, he turned the ten golden mountains given by Tathagata to the Three Pure Ones into golden sand and put it into a golden bottle.

The plum blossoms nourished by golden sand are the product of his pure Taoist heart, and the fragrance they emit is like the effect of chanting the Heart Purification Mantra thousands of times.

Of course, the most important reason why the system couldn't tell Tang Shan was that the gold sand in the golden bottle was equivalent to ten gold mountains, which was far more than the redemption money Tang Shan had to collect.

It was afraid that after telling Tang Shan, she would become passive and stop striving for progress.

The bandit leader was worried when he saw Tang Shan didn't move his chopsticks for a long time.

"Holy, holy monk, is the food not to your liking?"

Could it be that his poisoning was discovered?

Tang Shan picked up her bowl and chopsticks, skipped the stir-fried enoki mushrooms with bean sprouts, and started eating other dishes.

Since we have Jin Ping Mei, even if other dishes are poisonous, we can just treat them as seasoning.

The bandit leader's expression relaxed and he winked and signaled to his men.

Tang Shan deliberately asked, "Why don't you sit down and eat together?"

The bandit leader quickly waved his hand and refused, "You guys eat, we are not worthy of eating with the holy monk."

Eat, eat more, so you can be full later.

They waited and waited until all the food on the table was left with only an empty plate.

Bajie spread out his clothes, revealing a big belly that was so full that he was burping.

Strange, why is there no response?

Didn’t the medicine seller say that it would work immediately?

"Ergou, what's going on?"

Ergou was too guilty to look at the bandit leader. "Could it be that I bought a fake? Or is it expired?"

After all, not many people buy this thing.

In fact, when Ergou went down the mountain to buy drug powder, the boss said there were cheap and expensive ones.

He thought that if he bought the cheap one, he could keep the remaining money for himself, but who knew that the cheap one was so unreliable!

The bandit leader glared at him with disappointment, calling him a useless piece of shit.

This time, he lost both the wife and the army.

He had no choice but to think about what to do next.

At this time, Bajie held his stomach and yelled, "It hurts! My stomach hurts! Ouch!"

The bandit leader and Ergou were overjoyed, the medicine worked!

Ergou: Now I don’t have to get scolded.

Tang Shan: Huh? You reacted so quickly?

In fact, Bajie had stomach discomfort because he ate too much and too fast, and he just needed to go to the toilet.

That’s perfect, just turn right and walk a few steps and there’s a toilet.

"Master, I, I can't help it."

Bajie covered his butt and rushed out. Sha Seng looked at the toilet paper in his hand that Bajie had not had time to take away and fell into deep thought.

If Second Brother asks me to deliver paper later, should I go or not?

This is a very complicated issue.

The bandit leader looked at the remaining three people hopefully, hurry up, fall down quickly.

Tang Shan: It’s time to test my acting skills.

She first cried out loudly, "Ouch!", holding her stomach with one hand and pointing at the food on the table with the other, "There's poison in this food."

After saying that, she let out an exaggerated "Ah" and fell on the table. Of course, she specially chose a clean place.

Wukong and Sha Seng hurried forward to check, only to see Tang Shan blinking at them.

The two understood each other, one holding his stomach and the other supporting his head, and they fell down in their seats.

What a coincidence! None of them were poured into dirty basins, but all were poured into the clean corners of the table.

The bandit leader immediately put on a smug and arrogant look, "Hahaha, in the end it still fell into my hands."

Ergou grabbed the corner of Old Yang's clothes and brought him out, who was shivering behind the door.

The bandit leader glared at Lao Yang fiercely, "Did you eavesdrop on our conversation and tip them off?"

Old Yang hung his head in fear and dared not speak, while his son could only stand by and worry.

"Boss, he is my father, please spare his life."

The bandit leader signaled to let Lao Yang go, and then burst into laughter again.

"To tell you the truth, I poisoned all the food. The reason I told you in the kitchen that the stir-fried bean sprouts and enoki mushrooms were poisonous was just to test whether you were on your son's side."

This group of people often go to Xiao Yang's house to drink and talk about things. If his family members have other intentions, it will be a disaster for them.

Look, I found out the answer after just one try.

Tang Shan pretending to be a dead body: Nowadays, bandits even use psychological tactics to attack others. That’s amazing.

Old Yang stood there timidly, "I just don't want my son to go astray again."

The noisy noise at the scene suddenly quieted down.

Tang Shan: Usually at times like this, something big has to happen.

Yes, there was a mosquito biting her butt, and it was itchy! Very itchy!

The bandit leader pulled out his dagger and placed it in Xiao Yang's hand.

"Go ahead, you know what to do."