Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

A small apartment.

It was the first time for Xiao Mu and Ye Qiu'er to visit Ye Wu's home.

Looking at the two-bedroom, one-living room apartment with simple decoration.

It's hard to imagine that this is the home of the 'young master of the Ye family'.

"Surprised?"

Ye Wu said arrogantly, "Sister Fang's house."

"Have you learned to live off gigolos?" Xiao Mu joked.

"Don't talk about the second brother, eldest brother."

Ye Wu winked at his younger brother and said, "Just tell me if it smells good or not?"

"..."

Xiao Mu wanted to cry but had no tears, "It smells good!"

Being with Brother Qiu, isn't he just a gigolo?

Tell a joke.

A being that can make the earth tremble with the stomping of its feet.

Can you believe that he is a gigolo?

"There is a problem."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "During the time when you and Sister Fang were not together, didn't you have any intrigues?"

"It's impossible."

Ye Wu sighed, "First of all, the match is a dead end."

Xiao Mu was stunned and suddenly realized.

In his previous life, he scoffed at the idea of ​​marrying someone of equal social status, thinking it was a feudal dregs.

But in this life, my horizons have been broadened and I understand much more.

Only then did I realize that our ancestors were truly wise.

Many people think that being well-matched means being equal in material terms.

In fact, it is not the case at all.

Can tens of millions of nouveau riche be the same as tens of millions of scientific research institutes?

From the perspective of objective psychological variables, they are thinking, vision, pattern, cognition, world outlook, family education, and original family factors.

When the lifestyle and values ​​of the original family are very close, there will be fewer conflicts in the marriage life, and the same applies to looking at problems.

Sometimes the ideas of the older generation are not wrong, they are just distorted and misunderstood!

"Brother Qiu and I are not a good match, but we are still together, aren't we?"

Xiao Mu teased deliberately.

Ye Wu's expression was very complicated.

"what happened?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Are you constipated?"

Ye Wu rolled his eyes, "Haven't you realized yet that you're already a generation apart?"

Today's younger brothers have long been on an equal footing with the older generation.

Whether it is thinking, vision, or pattern, they are all in line with those big guys.

It's just that he didn't pay attention and didn't take it seriously.

Xiao Mu showed a look of surprise on his face, and then smiled.

Yes.

Rank, police rank, military rank…are meaningless.

It's just that he himself likes to wear police uniform and military uniform.

The country also hopes that he will wear it forever!

……

I had a meal at my uncle's house.

After playing until the evening, the young couple returned home to take a shower and wash up.

While lying on the bed, I saw Brother Qiu rubbing his calves from time to time.

Xiao Mu took her two little feet with heartache.

"Sister, let your brother give you a foot massage."

"Okay."

Ye Qiuling's eyes were as bright as stars and as charming as peach blossoms. "How old is my brother this year? Why did he come out to get a foot massage?"

"eighteen."

Xiao Mu pinched his feet and said, "Sister, to be honest, if it weren't for the financial hardship at home and the quick money in this business, who would do this?"

"Is that so?" Ye Qiuling squinted comfortably.

"Sister, you look so beautiful."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Are you twenty years old this year?"

"This little mouth is so sweet."

Ye Qiu'er was overjoyed when she was licked by Chou Bao.

"How's the intensity?"

Xiao Mu rubbed her white and tender feet and asked with a smile.

"Yes."

Ye Qiuling hummed twice, "How much does it cost to get a card?"

“There’s no need to apply for a card.”

Xiao Mu's eyes were gentle. "Next time your feet feel uncomfortable, come to me. I will give you a full massage. I guarantee that you will feel comfortable."

"My brother is so nice."

Ye Qiuling's face was filled with a beautiful smile. She stood up, hugged Choubao's neck, and whined, "Sister wants to apply for a lifetime card, is that okay?"

"not good."

Xiao Mu kissed her little face and said, "I'll stop doing this for two years. You have to be a good person and find a good family to marry."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling smiled and said, "What kind of man are you going to marry?"

"Of course I want to marry someone like my sister."

Xiao Mu put his arm around her waist and said, "She's gentle, well-behaved, knows how to act like a spoiled child, and can even give birth to a baby."

"How annoying, your little mouth is so sweet."

Ye Qiuling happily buried her face in his arms and said happily, "You only know how to coax Brother Qiu."

"Sweet?"

Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge and fell on the bed, "Can I sleep in tomorrow?"

"Don't you feel bad about living like a pig?"

Ye Qiu'er puffed out her cheeks and rolled her eyes at him.

"Of course not."

Xiao Mu smirked, "Russell once said, don't feel bad about sleeping in, because you can't create any value by getting up. On the contrary, if you can find happiness in wasting time, then it's not a waste of time."

"Here's nonsense."

Ye Qiuling was amused. "Could it be that what the older generation said about early to bed and early to rise is good for health? Isn't that right?"

"Did Brother Qiu discover something?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "The main reason why humanity progresses is that the next generation doesn't listen to the previous generation?"

Ye Qiuling: (￣w￣;)

Why did she feel that what Choubao said made so much sense?

What exactly went wrong?

"Are you confused?"

Xiao Mu looked at the silly and adorable Qiu Ge in his arms and wanted to laugh, but it was so uncomfortable to hold it back. "It's just like when you look at a problem, you need to look at it from the opposite perspective."

"For example, if someone who hates you praises you, it must be because you did something wrong. On the other hand, if someone who hates you scolds you, it must be because you did something right."

"And the most interesting thing is what we humans call emotional intelligence."

"The definition of emotional intelligence is what you say and do in a way that makes others and yourself feel comfortable."

"If you do something that makes others feel good but makes yourself miserable, that's not emotional intelligence. It's just licking your own boots, that's mental retardation!"

Learning is useless... Ye Qiu'er's mouth twitched, and she hugged his neck and acted coquettishly, "I don't want to listen, you little bastard, you are brainwashing Brother Qiu!"

“This is not brainwashing.”

Xiao Mu said seriously, "We serious people call this bullshit!"

"Huh, is this how boys pick up girls?"

Ye Qiuling pinched his neck.

"I don't like the word 'pao'; it sounds frivolous and vulgar."

Xiao Mu chuckled and said, "I like to use...closeness."

I don’t believe in ghosts and gods, and from now on I will only worship the two saints.

On the left is Lu Ziqiao, and on the right is Wen Lianggong!

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling was amused and giggled, "What a shameless person who is not embarrassed at all!"

"Isn't it awesome?"

Xiao Mu smiled so proudly.

"Yeah, that's awesome."

Ye Qiuling put away her smile and narrowed her eyes. "Tell me, Brother Qiu, why do you know so much?"

"Ah this..."

The smug smile froze on Xiao Mu's face, and his expression began to freeze.

"Give you a chance."

Ye Qiuling pinched his cheek and said, "Start your song with the word 'close' and sing a love song, and Brother Qiu will let you go."

Almost scared my dad to death... Xiao Mu breathed a sigh of relief and sang with a smile: "If you come a little closer, I'll let you hold my hand. If you are a little braver, I'll go with you. What are you waiting for? Time is running out..."

This is also possible...Ye Qiuling was stunned.

Xiao Mu: Even if the slap is only 1 centimeter away from me, I can dodge it cleverly in 0.1 seconds.

The biggest regret in his life is that he can't kiss his own handsome face!