Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Time flies, and half a month passes in the blink of an eye.

The police academy has started its winter vacation.

Before leaving school, the young couple called their five adopted sons home.

Xiao Mu prepared a table full of delicious food.

Ye Qiuling also prepared some good cigarettes for these younger brothers.

"cheers!"

In front of the dining table.

The boys raised their glasses with laughter, and Ye Qiuling raised her juice.

The cups are clinking, energy is bursting out, and young hearts are flying.

Laughter and wine glasses intertwined, they interpreted the true meaning of youth with their actions.

"Sixth Brother, I used the method you taught me to get to know a young lady last time."

The third brother was beaming with joy. "I joined a girls' group and successfully broke into their group. Oh my god, this is the first time I've realized that the girls in the group chat about dirty talk and act like hooligans, and we boys have nothing to do with it at all."

"what is this?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "When one day you have the chance to see the chat records of your girlfriend and best friends, I tell you, they are all guilty enough."

"Really?"

The second child opened his eyes wide with an expression of disbelief.

The others did the same and looked at Ye Qiuling.

"Don't look at Brother Qiu, she doesn't have any best friends."

Xiao Mu curled his lips. "I'm not lying to you. I saw a girl online saying that if even a single page of her chat history with her bestie was exposed, it would ruin her reputation. She even had a chat group with four besties closed."

"Another girl said that if her best friend became a star one day, she would expose a page of chat history today, and her best friend would have to quit the entertainment industry the next day."

"It's even more cruel. A girl replied below, saying that if she were to die one day, even with only her last breath left, she would have to destroy the chat history and smash her phone, otherwise her dignity would be ruined!"

"hiss!"

The five young men gasped and were dumbfounded.

Do you want it to be so scary?

What on earth were these girls talking about? It was so scary!

"Sixth Brother, you've been through this before, but there's a question I can't figure out."

The fourth brother asked curiously, "What exactly is this innate resonance between men and women?"

"Same frequency?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "It's complicated to explain. Let me show you how."

Everyone:? ? ?

Can we demonstrate natural resonance?

Xiao Mu looked at Qiu Ge, stretched out his hand, and suddenly tapped her shoulder lightly, "Sunflower Acupoint Pressing Hand."

"are you crazy?"

Ye Qiu'er pouted and spoke in a coquettish voice.

The young people watched the show happily.

Are you stupid if you think Lao Liu is really sick?

"What's wrong?" Xiao Mu asked Brother Qiu with a smile.

"Childish, can you please do something adult-like?"

Ye Qiuling bit her lip and said, "Untie Brother Qiu quickly."

"Puff!" The little greens just burst out.

Oh my god, what kind of monsters are these?

"Is it funny?"

Xiao Mu looked at his classmates and said, "Now, let's talk about what is the natural resonance between men and women."

The five young men were stunned and stopped laughing.

Think about Xiao Mu and Ye Qiuling's behavior just now, are they really childish?

No, there is someone who loves to play and someone who is willing to play with you.

One is willing to be childish, but the other is really doting.

There is no such thing as natural synchronization, that’s all bullshit!

"Do you understand everything?"

Xiao Mu picked up the wine glass and said, "Come on, drink."

Everyone raised their glasses.

"Sixth Brother, how do you know so much?"

The fourth brother looked puzzled. "I even wonder if you were reincarnated. Is there an old man living inside you?"

"Damn, you found out about this?"

Xiao Mu showed a ruthless look, "Then don't blame me for killing someone to silence them."

"Tsk~" Everyone raised their middle fingers.

"Sixth brother, do you think I should pursue that girl or not?" asked the third brother.

"It depends on your own thinking."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "If you really like her, then confess your feelings. What if you end up being her backup?"

The third child:......

This coincides with my thoughts. Lao Liu, you are really a dog.

That mouth still looked as if it had been smeared with a suppository!

"Don't always bully the silly kid. The third one is so pitiful."

Ye Qiuling couldn't stand it anymore and pinched Choubao.

The third child:......

Sister Qiu Li, can you please stop talking?

"Hahahaha..." everyone burst into laughter.

"understood."

Xiao Mu held Brother Qiu's hand and looked at the third brother. "Tell me, how can I help you?"

"That is, how can we make the conversation better?"

The third brother humbly asked for advice.

"Have you ever heard this saying?"

Xiao Mu asked, "Humor is the best medical beauty for men?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"Let me put it this way. If a boy and a girl chat, neither of them says anything flirtatious, doesn't talk about games, doesn't tell jokes, doesn't use video chats, doesn't send voice messages, and only types."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "What else can you talk about?"

Everyone:? ? ?

"It means don't have a serious conversation."

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "It seems like when we're together, we're all full of flirtatious talk, jokes, and banter. We all feel really happy and joyful, so we all enjoy playing together. But if you always talk to a girl in a serious tone, will she be happy? Won't she be annoyed? Will she play with you?"

The five young men's eyes lit up.

It seems to make sense!

"Let me give you another example."

Xiao Mu turned to look at Ye Qiuling, "Brother Qiu, please treat me to a movie tonight."

"Are you interested too?"

Ye Qiuling laughed and said, "Shouldn't you be the one to treat Brother Qiu?"

"That's so boring."

Xiao Mu winked and said, "Brother Qiu, look, as long as you spend a little money to treat me to a movie, treat me to a meal, and have a few drinks, and you get me, my future living expenses and future salary will all be Brother Qiu's, right?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling covered her mouth with her hands and giggled, giving him a gentle look, "That makes sense!"

"You want a humorous chat, not to actually ask a girl to treat you to a movie or dinner."

Xiao Mu looked at his five adopted sons and asked, "Do you understand?"

The students gave five thumbs up.

Awesome!

"Sixth Brother, is there a faster way?"

Lao Wu couldn't help but ask, "Have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, it's easy to be quick."

Xiao Mu was happy, "Find an inflatable one."

Lao Wu:......

What the hell is this dirty thing?

"Then what kind of woman is a real woman?"

The boss also asked with a smile.

"It's not inflatable." Xiao Mu replied.

Everyone:...

After listening to your words, we were cured of the depression that had troubled us for many years.

Is this something a human could come up with?

However, they were completely convinced of Lao Liu's wit.

It’s the real Lao Liu!

Laughter is always short-lived.

The young couple stood at the door and said goodbye.

Ye Qiu'er snuggled in Choubao's arms.

Xiao Mu looked at the five figures walking away.

In his previous life, his youth was filled with countless regrets.

But fortunately, during that dark time.

Met five friends.

They are like a ray of light in the darkness!