Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

The bedroom is filled with a warm and cozy atmosphere.

The pale yellow glow of the night light gently sprinkled on the bedside and on the body of a sleeping beauty.

The fluffy and messy hair made Ye Qiuling look more lazy and charming.

It also makes Qingcheng's face look quite sweet.

Looking at her in her SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, her charm was destroyed, but she became more cute.

Xiao Mu smiled silently and climbed onto the bed.

He quietly moved closer to her and buried his head in Brother Qiu's arms.

Almost at the moment Xiao Mu came close to her, Ye Qiuling opened her eyes.

The night light at the head of the bed reflected her jade-like face and the blush on her cheeks.

But her eyes did not evade, there were ripples in them, looking at him tenderly.

"woke up?"

Xiao Mu nudged his face against it, almost crying out in pleasure.

"Do you want to drink milk?" Ye Qiu'er smiled foolishly.

"Stop talking, have some shame!"

Xiao Mu's old face turned red and he was too embarrassed to face anyone.

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er laughed tremblingly, and also learned to tease, "Do you love Brother Qiu?"

"Oh, don't say such hurtful things."

Xiao Mukuku laughed, "We are already an old married couple, and you are still so pretentious."

"Who is your old husband and wife."

Ye Qiuling patted his head and smiled, her eyes narrowed like crescent moons. "You can't get married now."

"Can you blame me?"

Xiao Mu was dissatisfied, "I also want to grow up quickly, so that I can play the game of eagle catching chickens with Qiu Ge."

Ye Qiuling: ???

Is this game of eagle catching chickens serious?

She suspected he was driving, but had no proof.

Looking back, although Xiao Mu often talked nonsense, it was fun to be with him and he would laugh for no reason.

"Stinky baby."

Ye Qiuling patted his back gently and murmured, "There's a question."

"what?"

"How do you make others happy?"

Ye Qiuling asked with a smile.

"As for women, I don't know." Xiao Mu murmured.

"Where are the men?"

"Man..."

Xiao Mu thought for a moment, "If you want your girlfriend to be happy, you have to make money. If you want your parents to be happy, you have to be safe. If you want your children to be happy, you have to be a slave. If you want your friends to be happy, you have to be the host. If you want your boss to be happy, you have to be a slave. If you want to be happy, you have to... have a SPA."

Ye Qiuling: ...

When I first heard what Choubao said, I felt really sorry for the boy.

And the next sentence... He wants to have a SPA?

"Strangle you!"

Ye Qiuling gritted her teeth and grabbed his neck.

"Haha...Brother Qiu, I was wrong. I won't do it anymore."

Xiao Mu laughed, "I'm just a college student who has dirty thoughts but no guts."

After saying that, she struggled in Brother Qiu's arms like a little pig and begged for mercy.

Looking at him acting coquettishly in his arms, Ye Qiuling felt angry, amused and helpless.

What are some things girls only find out after they get a boyfriend?

When your boyfriend acts like a spoiled brat, you become weak!

"last question."

Although she forgave him, Ye Qiuling still gave him a life-threatening question, "What would you do if a girl better than Brother Qiu appeared?"

"..."

Xiao Mu was honest and weak, "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"What's a lie?" Ye Qiuling was surprised.

"Of course I'd choose Brother Qiu." Xiao Mu said with a smile.

"What about the truth?" Ye Qiuli narrowed her eyes.

"The truth is, this question doesn't even exist."

Xiao Mu said indifferently, "Because it exists, there is already an answer. The girl who came up with this question has already changed her heart... Brother Qiu saw it online, right?"

"what?"

Ye Qiuling looked innocent and cute, "How did you know it was a girl? Did you know it was online?"

"Brother Qiu would never think of such a question." Xiao Mu was amused by her.

"Why?" Ye Qiuli was curious.

"Because this issue came up a long, long time ago, and it was quite a hot topic online at that time."

Xiao Mu stretched out his arms, hugged Qiu Ge in his arms, and kissed her forehead. "At that time, a girl asked online that she liked two boys at the same time and asked netizens how she should choose."

Ye Qiuling's brows furrowed.

There's something wrong with this girl!

"Then someone answered her, choose the second one."

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "The girl was very curious and unconvinced. She asked the netizen, 'Why did you ask me to choose the second one without even asking about the two boys' qualities, conditions, or circumstances?'"

A hint of coldness flashed across Ye Qiuling's beautiful eyes.

That look seemed to say: Idiot!

"Then that netizen laughed and said, 'If you changed your mind, just say it. Why did you say you liked two people at the same time?'"

Xiao Mu's mouth curled up. "If you really liked the first one, how could there be a second one? How can you be so shameless as to ask such a question online?"

I still remember that Tianya Forum exploded because of this issue.

The man and woman were fighting fiercely, and there were many onlookers.

The reason is that this girl sued the netizen, saying that he humiliated women.

Do you believe it?

Later, the girl's question evolved into various versions.

It’s just like the fatal question Brother Qiu asked just now.

This is also why Xiao Mu said: This question does not exist at all. If it existed, the answer would already exist. The person who asked the question has changed his mind!

"sorry."

Ye Qiu'er snuggled in his arms and murmured.

"What are you apologizing for?"

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "Read less toxic chicken soup in the future. Learning questions that will get you killed is not suitable for you. Do you hear me?"

"Oh."

Ye Qiuling obeyed obediently, whimpering in his arms, "Will you be nice to Brother Qiu in the future?"

"It is a must."

Xiao Mu patted his chest and promised, "You can buy whatever you want, and you can have whatever you want to eat. Even if you want to eat tiger, I can get you one to taste the saltiness."

Ye Qiuling looked at him quietly, "Stinky treasure."

"Ok?"

"Brother Qiu wants to eat tigers."

Xiao Mu: ...

My expression started to freeze, and I felt that the most embarrassing thing in my life had just been added.

Never brag in front of your girlfriend again, it will be a disaster for you!

"Why eat tiger? It will make you get angry if you eat that."

Xiao Mu shamelessly picked up the giggling Qiu Ge and said, "Let's go have a midnight snack."

The young couple went to the kitchen.

The sounds of laughter and playfulness were intertwined with the clatter of pots and pans.

"Brother Qiu."

Xiao Mu hugged her slender waist from behind.

"what?"

Ye Qiuling asked with a smile while cooking noodles.

"It's spring."

Xiao Mu winked and smirked.

"Then what?" Ye Qiuling didn't understand.

"They say spring is the time when everything comes back to life, and the little animals start looking for mates."

Xiao Mukuku laughed muffledly, "Do you know what they do when they're looking for a mate?"

"..."

Rouge appeared on Ye Qiu'er's cheeks.

He reached out and silently picked up the kitchen knife.

Xiao Mu: ...

I almost knelt down and said: Lady, I was wrong.

For the first time, he hated violence so much.

Really!