Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Chapter 241 This guy is obviously an old troublemaker

Beijing.

The moonlight is bright and the stars are twinkling.

At the airport at night, the lights on the runway meander like a long dragon.

It lights the way forward for travelers and adds a sense of peace of mind.

Xiao Mu and Ye Wu walked towards the airport parking lot and got into the car they came in.

"Aren't you angry at all?"

Xiao Mu, cigarette in his mouth, looked out the car window at the early spring night.

He was asking about Ye Wu being treated as a tool.

"Don't be so sarcastic. Why are you angry?"

Ye Wu said cheerfully, with a smile on his face, "I caught the dandelion, I've earned the credit, I've received the bonus, and it's another achievement on my resume. I'm so happy."

Xiao Mu was somewhat surprised by his brother's carefree attitude.

Is Ye Wu a fool?

It is impossible for a fool to become a deputy director.

Sometimes things like IQ also have to be divided into different fields.

"It seems like I'm the one who did the meritorious service. What's the meaning of that proud expression of yours?"

Xiao Mu teased with a smile.

"Ah this..."

Ye Wu coughed awkwardly, showing an awkward but polite smile, "We are brothers, what's yours is mine, isn't it?"

"Ah."

Xiao Mu sneered, his expression seemed to say: What are you dreaming about!

Unexpectedly, Ye Wu also chuckled twice and squinted at his younger brother, "Have you forgotten who I am?"

This guy is obviously an old troublemaker... Xiao Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, I was wrong, my dear brother-in-law!"

All he knows is using his status to pressure others.

Xiao Mu was crying silently in his heart, which also made him see the disparity in the world.

"Come on, call me brother."

Ye Wu became proud.

"Where do you get the courage from?"

Xiao Mu narrowed his eyes, "Want to spar with me?"

"Fuck."

Ye Wu immediately became timid and said, "Don't do that."

"No, you have no bottom line, don't you?"

Xiao Mu was amused by his brother-in-law.

"Bottom line?"

Ye Wu said seriously, "When necessary, we should use the bottom line flexibly!"

Xiao Mu: ...

Brother, you are at least a deputy director.

This will lower the status of our department level!

"What are you looking for?"

Ye Wu was curious about why his younger brother lowered his head.

"Looking for your moral integrity!" Xiao Mu said in a heavy tone.

Ye Wu: ...

Just wait for this bastard.

But remembering that he still had something to ask of his younger brother, his expression changed again, and he asked with a smile, "Um..."

"Don't ask, I've loved you before." Xiao Mu replied immediately.

Ye Wu: (￣w￣;)

Who the hell asked you this?

"I want to ask..."

Ye Wu's expression turned serious. "Do you think I'm handsome?"

"..."

Xiao Mu was dumbfounded and confused for a long time, "Brother, how dare you ask such a question?"

"Depend on!"

Ye Wu was furious and glared at him. "Even though I can't compare to you, I'm still handsome, right?"

"I just like your shameless confidence."

Xiao Mu jokingly asked, "Did you have a fight with Sister Li?"

"That's not there."

Ye Wu insisted, "She's just more traditional."

"Actually, you can't be impatient when it comes to coaxing your girlfriend. You need to be good at speaking and use your mouth to coax her."

Xiao Mu's eyes suddenly turned to gossip. "By the way, first, what is the traditional method?"

"I kissed her once in the street, and then..."

Ye Wu frowned and raised his chin like a domineering CEO, "She threw me over the shoulder."

“Pfft, haha…”

Xiao Mu almost laughed out loud, "No, you, a grown man, got thrown over the shoulder by a woman?"

"She's a guard, isn't she?"

Ye Wu glared and cried, "I can't beat her!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu laughed so hard that he almost hit the floor.

"Stop laughing."

Ye Wu wanted to spit in his face, "Help me."

"I'm only 19 years old, and Qiu Ge is the only woman in my life."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "How can I help you?"

"You clearly look like you don't care."

Ye Wu curled his lips.

"Okay, okay, let me teach you a trick." Xiao Mu felt tired.

"Tell me." Ye Wu immediately became energetic.

"This move is..."

Xiao Mu said word by word, "Be good to her."

Ye Wu: ???

"What I mean is, do you know what it feels like in a woman's mouth?"

Xiao Mu asked seriously.

"Feel."

Ye Wu parked the car on the side of the road and looked at his younger brother with a strange look in his eyes.

"You look like you want to drive?"

Xiao Mu laughed and scolded, "I'm not asking about the feeling of you two having sex, I'm asking about your woman's emotions."

"Emotional feelings?"

Ye Wu was confused this time, "Then what is it?"

"What this means is that when someone likes someone, the dopamine they secrete only lasts for four months. In other words, their love for someone only lasts for four months. To put it crudely, it's called the April passion."

Xiao Mu patted his brother's shoulder and said, "After this period of time, it's no longer impulse, passion, or liking. It's a real desire to be together. It's also called love, love."

"So, don't think about playing any fancy tricks every day. Sister Li really likes you, otherwise she would have run away long ago."

"Since she didn't run away and decided to be with you."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "The only thing you have to do now is to always be nice to Sister Li and do your best to treat her well!"

"Is that so?" Ye Wu was confused again.

The younger brother's words had obviously broken his brain.

It is possible that the CPU was burned out.

Bullshit, I'm just fooling you... Xiao Mu said happily: "Nonsense, we are brothers, I can fool anyone but I can't fool you, good brothers, for life!"

This guy doesn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all.

Once you get married, you fall into the trap.

Only then will you understand the pain of a "married man caught in the cracks".

Have a good trip, brother.

You can trust me with your domestic account!

"Thanks."

Ye Wu patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said, "When Li Fang becomes your sister-in-law, I promise to give you a big red envelope."

"Forget about the red envelope."

Xiao Mu smirked, "If you don't mind, you can give me a video call when you and Sister Li are in the bridal chamber... Don't get me wrong, I mainly want to learn the technique."

"roll roll roll."

Ye Wu cursed with a smile and threw a punch, "How can you watch my bravery? I'm going to blind you."

Xiao Mu caught his brother's fist and laughed out loud.

Although showing off is the nature of most people.

But my brother-in-law is really good at pretending!

Ye Wu, who was almost cheated, sent his younger brother home.

When he saw Li Fang, he stuck to her like a fool.

What I got in return was a big eye roll.

But the look in Li Fang's eyes when she looked at Ye Wu was truly moist.

The yarn pulled by the eyes can be used to knit a sweater.

It's like a sister next door looking at her silly brother.

Xiao Mu smiled and shook his head, then walked into the yard.