Genshin Impact: I, the first water follower, makes players excited

Hines, who was constantly peeking at the screen, had his mouth twitching when he saw the netizens' ridiculous comments.

God bless these players who have used suppositories on their little mouths to get a guaranteed big reward every time they draw a card, and to get a full reward every time they set a target.

At this time, Grandma Ping was telling Ying something that needed help.

“Give a message to the people who sent you…”

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"If you have time, you can come over for tea. Although I don't have much, I still have a teapot."

Paimon imitated the old woman's tone of voice and conveyed her words to Zhongli exactly as she said them.

Zhongli smiled and said,

"Hahaha, that tone doesn't suit you."

"When the time is right, I will go see her with some good tea."

"Now let's put away the Dust Cleansing Bell and the ointment we used earlier."

"Do you know Grandma Ping?" Ying suddenly asked Zhongli.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room of another world, everyone pricked up their ears to listen carefully to the story of Zhongli and the old fairy woman.

Unfortunately, Zhongli didn't intend to say more.

"Of course I know her. Otherwise, how would I know the bell is with her?"

Ying nodded secretly in her heart. It seemed that Zhongli’s identity was more than just a guest of the Wangsheng Hall.

Next, the group followed Zhongli to retrieve the seven kites he had ordered in advance.

"Then I'll pick up the ordered goods first. As for the remaining payment..."

"I'll pay for it."

Seeing Zhongli looking at him intentionally or unintentionally, Xines knew that he still didn't bring any money.

"Everything went smoothly with the kite purchase. There's no need to rest for the next preparation. The Immortal Ceremony requires both supplies and people. We can hire some good helpers near the dock."

Watching Hines take out his wallet, Zhongli continued speaking.

As the few people left, the young master stood silently at the corner of the street.

"Damn it, if it weren't for the plan..."

"Hmph, find a more suitable opportunity to show up next time."

Due to Hines's financial offensive, Ying and Paimon had no chance to bargain and quickly found helpers.

"No matter how you look at it, this is such a waste, right?" Paimon scratched his head and couldn't help but complain.

Ying also nodded in agreement.

However, Sines didn't care. "It's just a little Mora. If I try to bargain, it will not only take more time but also run the risk of not reaching an agreement."

"So we used Mora to offset the risk and save time, making a lot of money."

"Hmm? Is it still possible to think that way?"

At this time, Paimeng's CPU was almost burned out.

After hearing what Hines said, Zhongli looked at him with appreciation. It was good that he was not restrained by Mora.

In fact, Hines had not thought so much about it, and even the words he just said were made up.

He had only one thought in mind. Not to mention that Mora still had a lot of money left, even if it was all spent, the Fatui executive would not let him go because of his arrogant behavior of beating the lady and the young man.

If there really is an unlucky person who comes to offer his life, the Northland Bank will have no choice but to continue paying money to redeem him.

If the other party is too rational, there is nothing we can do but rob the rich and help the poor.

The North Bank was rich, and Hines was poor.

"Finally, there's the incense of eternal life."

According to the information provided by Zhongli, the Eternal Life Incense needs to be purchased at Bubu Lu.

After a while, they arrived at Bubulu, where they met the little zombie Qiqi. Qiqi asked them to find the milk of the semi-immortal beast, the coconut sheep, so that they could exchange it for the incense of eternal life.

"Coconut sheep? Why do you want to hunt coconut sheep?" Hines asked in time.

"Um, coconut goat milk is delicious! Better than ordinary goat milk! The delicious milk is called coconut milk."

"..."

The atmosphere fell into silence for a moment.

Zhongli was the first to break the silence, and at the same time shattered Qiqi's fantasy about the coconut sheep.

"Coconut milk comes from coconut trees and has nothing to do with so-called coconut sheep."

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"That's hilarious, the milk from coconut goats is coconut milk!"

"Zhongli was silenced."

"Luckily, Hines asked, otherwise this trip would have been a waste."

"Look at Zhongli's helpless expression. It's so funny."

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At this time, a refined man with green hair walked into Bubu House.

"Haha, this is a meaningful life lesson. Thank you for taking care of my Qiqi."

"Who is your Excellency?"

"Excuse me, I'm the boss here, Bai Zhu. May I ask what brings you here?"

"Excuse me, does your shop have any incense for everlasting life?"

"Three million Mora, top quality~"

"Three million?" Paimon and Ying said in disbelief.

"Go and rob the Golden House! But now the Golden House has been requisitioned by the Seven Stars, so it will probably be more difficult to rob it." Paimeng rolled his eyes and continued to complain.

Zhongli also touched his chin and expressed his opinion.

"Three million doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective..."

Xines interrupted Zhongli's complaints, "Give me the incense, here's the money."

It's a number that even Morax finds a bit overwhelming. It really hurts~

Fortunately, the Fatui had enough money to redeem the young master.

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"Oh my god! How come Xines is so rich?"

"Three million, and you didn't even blink?"

"Hines: I have no interest in Mora. To me, they are just a string of numbers."

"Cattle!"

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"Hines, you are really rich, unlike that person who never carries money when he goes out~" Paimon complained about Zhongli mercilessly.

Zhongli didn't get angry either, he just laughed, "Then we should go back to Yujingtai next."

"Boss Baizhu, little Qiqi, see you later."

After the few people left, a purple figure that had been hiding outside Bubu Lu ran in another direction.

The scene changed, and the purple figure knelt on one knee in front of the young master.

"My Lord, they mentioned that the Seven Stars had requisitioned the Golden House..."

"I see. The reason the Seven Stars are going to such great lengths to seize the Golden House is because of something other than the Ancestral Transmutation."

The young man looked towards the Golden House outside the city, his lips curled up, the Queen's mission was about to be completed.

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"Oh? Young Master sent someone to eavesdrop?"

"I smell something big!"

"It seems the young master is going to grab the Heart of God, just like the lady in Mondstadt."

"It's impossible for our Ying sister to be killed in one move this time, right?"

"Don't worry, if the planner gets defeated in one move again, he won't even be able to save his family tree."

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With the last piece of eternal life incense ready, the preparations for the immortal ceremony were also completed.

"Then as a reward for helping to prepare the Immortal Sending Ceremony, I have decided to treat you."

When Paimon heard Zhongli say the word "treat", his first reaction was to look at Sines.

This little action naturally did not escape the old man's notice, "Of course, I will remember to bring money."

"Tonight, I will take you to visit the highly praised Gangkou Laojiao."

"We'll have three bowls at the dock, see you there."

Xines smiled and said to Zhongli, "It's rare for Mr. Zhongli to treat us, so we must be on time."

.......

"Am I hallucinating? Zhongli is actually going to treat us?"

"I mean, hasn't the job of entertaining always been Xines' job?"

"Hahahaha, Zhongli definitely can't be without money this time. Liyue is a country of contracts, so a verbal agreement can also be considered a contract."

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