Genshin Impact: I, the first water follower, makes players excited

"Mr. Zhongli, we brought the ointment!" Paimon was full of energy after a big meal.

"Oh, you're back."

"Hehe, three portions of ointment, one portion is not too little."

Paimon smiled and pinched his waist, and his arrogant look made Ying unable to help but rub his little head.

"Why are you imitating Hines?! Don't touch my head, or you won't grow taller!"

Paimon angrily slapped Ying's little hand away.

"Thank you all for your hard work. Let's go up in order to offer our sacrifices."

Looking at the two of them, Zhongli smiled gently.

Paimon looked at the Seven Heavens Statue, which was reacting to the mature older sister-style balm, and asked with a tilted head, "Could it be that the Rock King Emperor is a mature older sister?"

......

"Hmm? I'm not sleepy anymore when you say that~"

"Hahahaha, all the new characters lately are handsome guys. Although they suit my taste, who can resist a mature older sister?"

"Three minutes! I want all the information about the Emperor!"

......

After hearing Paimeng's question, Zhongli laughed.

"Who knows? The Rock King has millions of incarnations, so perhaps such an image really exists."

Hines looked at his nose and then his heart. This was the second funniest joke he had heard this year. As for the first one?

It must be that the young master's new eye makeup firmly occupies the top spot and its position is unshakable.

"So what's the next job?"

Paimon knew that Ying wanted to see the immortal body of Emperor Yanwang as soon as possible, so he brought the topic back on track.

"Next, I hope you can borrow the Dust Cleansing Bell."

"Zhongli isn't going with us?"

"I have a reason that I cannot disclose, so I'm sorry to bother you guys."

......

"Why is Zhongli suddenly so mysterious?"

"Yes, since he asked us to get it, he must know the owner of this Dust Cleansing Bell."

"Wuhu, could it be Zhongli's old lover?"

"That's what I thought too!"

"+1+1"

......

Because he was bored on the road, Hines took a look at the live broadcast room and noticed the comment "old lover", and immediately showed a strange expression.

The three of them walked to the location Zhongli described, only to see an old woman with gray hair standing there admiring the flowers.

"Young men, are you here to enjoy the flowers?"

"What a pity these glass lilies are about to wither..."

"Old woman, why are all the flowers withering?"

Paimon fulfilled the duties of a supporting actor.

The old woman turned around and told the story slowly.

"Just call me Grandma Ping. Glazed lilies are very human. They grow quickly when they hear laughter and singing, but they wither quickly when they hear gossip and rumors."

"Now, rumors of the Emperor's death are spreading throughout Liyue Harbor..."

"This port is like a pile of firewood. If there's even a spark, the fire will spread unstoppable."

"That's enough of the small talk. What do you want from me, an old woman?"

Since Grandma Ping took the initiative to start the conversation, Ying naturally stated the purpose of the trip directly.

"Things? You're here to borrow the Dust-Cleansing Bell, right?"

"Haha, come to think of it, this bell isn't mine. I pestered that person to bring it here."

As she spoke, Grandma Ping's eyes revealed the joy of being lost in memories.

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At this moment, the number of barrages in the live broadcast room has dropped visibly.

"Where's that old lover you were talking about? You're so accurate! The words 'old' and 'lover' are both correct. The key is that you didn't tell us that 'old lover' is two different words!"

"Urgently need a pair of eyes that haven't seen the plot. Waiting online. Pretty urgent."

"So the reason Zhongli isn't worried about Mora is because he has a gray-haired old lover?"

"Hanging out with a rich woman?"

......

At this time, Chines was naturally still peeking at the screen. He was waiting for the performance of these netizens with strange thinking.

After seeing the barrage, Hines closed the live broadcast room with satisfaction.

The comments from netizens never let him down.

Okay, now the joke that Emperor Rock King is the eldest sister can only be ranked third.

The second place now is Zhongli who is with a rich woman.

"Chinese, what are you grinning about?" Paimon poked his arm with a puzzled expression.

"Well, what happened?"

"Grandma Ping said we should go into this pot and look for the bell."

"Then maybe only you can get in."

"I can't get in! No matter how hard I try, I can't get in!"

Hines's thoughtless answer made Paimon stomp his feet in anger.

"Hehe, anyway, the bell is in this pot. If you want to find the bell, go and look for it yourself."

After saying this, the kind-looking Grandma Ping stopped talking.

Ying thought for a moment and tentatively touched the surface of the pot with her hand. Suddenly, a strange wind came from the mouth of the pot, blowing so hard that the three of them couldn't open their eyes.

After a while, the strange wind stopped.

"Where...is this?" Paimeng looked around, but there was no trace of Yujingtai around.

There are platforms one after another around it, and there are clear yellow transparent passages connecting the platforms.

Suddenly, the familiar old and kind voice came from above the three of them.

"Children, this is the kettle where my old woman keeps her things. Go and find the bell."

"There are so many spider webs. It looks like it hasn't been cleaned for a long time."

Hines casually threw out a wind blade to break up the spider webs blocking his way.

"And a group of slimes?"

"I'll do it!" Ying rushed forward eagerly to fight the slime.

A big win!

Looking at Ying who turned back to give him a thumbs-up with a smile on her face, Xines thought for a moment and said,

"That's pretty good! It's at least equivalent to the combat power of 250 Paimons."

After saying that, I felt a little less convincing, so I gave Ying a thumbs up.

"..."

We don't need to brag if we don't want to. And what do you mean by 250 Paimons' fighting power? At least 500, okay.

Ying secretly glanced at Paimon. She had been hiding behind a big tree at the edge of the platform when the fight started.

Good, Paimon didn’t hear it.

After the three, no, two, had cleared out the monsters in the pot, they finally found the purpose of their trip - the Dust-Cleansing Bell.

"Young people are so quick and nimble. Let me see how we can find the exit. All right, kids, come out quickly."

The familiar strange wind enveloped the three of them again, and when they opened their eyes again, they had returned to Yujingtai.

"Are you an immortal?" Although Ying asked a question, her tone was very affirmative.

"Don't you know in your heart whether I am an immortal or not, child?"

Grandma Ping just smiled and said no more.

......

"It was a false alarm. It turns out this old woman is an immortal."

"? What a false alarm! Didn't the Immortal further confirm her identity as a wealthy woman?"

"Young man Zhongli, when will you start a class like the ones I learned about during the years I was kept by the immortals?"

"I can't laugh anymore. This is the worst time Zhongli Fengping has suffered."

"No way! Zhongli has such a sophisticated model, such elegant conversation, and such rich knowledge, but his character is..."

"Do you know the flower language of steel wool? If you don't know, ask Zhongli."