Death: Captain Millennium
Chapter 398: Operation to Rescue Lin Yu (4)
72th attempt...
Emperor Ziwei was waving a thick script in his hand, which was densely covered with various eye-catching labels, such as "domineering president", "yandere junior schoolmate", etc.
He showed a smug look on his face and said to Bayunzhai, "This time you play a rich young lady being teased by a bad boy. I have specially arranged a wonderful hero-saving-the-beauty scene for you! Add to that the unique style between you two in the past, and this kid Lin Yu will definitely remember something!"
Bayunzhai controlled her spiritual power and sneaked into a shopping mall. She was looking for the person she wanted to possess, but accidentally possessed a model in the mall.
She had just entered the model's body and had no time to move when she was mercilessly taken away by the cleaning lady passing by as garbage.
At the same time, Lin Yu, who was in a dream, was passionately conducting an unconventional live streaming sales event.
He was seen dancing with joy and shouting at the camera at the top of his lungs, "My dear family! Look, this is the same ticket stub from the same lottery station where I won the prize before! Now, if you place an order, we will give you a blessed koi fish charm! May everyone have great luck and may all their wishes come true!"
Upon hearing this, Bayunzhai gnashed his teeth in anger: "This abominable fellow actually dared to use my moon pattern as a QR code! This is outrageous!"
She stared at the glittering golden "Lin Yu's Exclusive Amulet" on her phone screen, feeling indignant. When she tried to scan it, she was surprised to find that the result was actually a link to a Taobao store!
The most speechless thing was that there was a Cosplay enthusiast who came to Lin Yu wearing a Death Tyrant costume to ask for an autograph.
This person shouted enthusiastically, "Brother Euro-Emperor! Can you please leave your name on my Zanpakutō? I'm going to the comic convention to play Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni!"
Hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but feel a little surprised, but he still took the so-called Zanpakuto and looked at it carefully.
When he touched the "Ryujin Jakka" made of plastic, his heart suddenly moved, as if he recalled some past events.
Then he unexpectedly picked up the pen and carefully drew a star core crystal pattern on the handle of the knife.
Then, as if talking to himself or to the cosplayer, he said, "Don't forget to bring some good black tea for Chojiro."
At the same time, in the real world's Technology Development Bureau, Kurotsuchi Mayuri was staring at the constantly changing data on the computer screen, and he could hear him exclaim in admiration from time to time.
These data reflect the amazing economic value created by Lin Yu in his dream.
After some calculations and analysis, Kurotsuchi Mayuri discovered that this figure had already surpassed the total tax revenue of Seireitei for a full hundred years!
So he submitted a report to Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni without hesitation and suggested: "Once the captain regains consciousness, he should be immediately sent to the Forty-Sixth Office to take charge of financial management."
On the other hand, after learning of this, Genryūsai quietly wrote a new rule into the captain's code - "The captain of the Gotei 13 is strictly prohibited from having any form of contact with the real world economy."
99th attempt...
This time, Bayunzhai's sudden spiritual attack actually possessed a parrot raised by an auntie who danced square dance.
All I heard was the parrot yelling at the top of its lungs: "Lin Yu! Your wife is calling you home for dinner!"
While screaming, it flapped its wings vigorously and rushed straight towards the window of Lin Yu's room.
The impact was so powerful that it made a "bang bang bang" sound, which scared a group of old men who were doing morning exercises downstairs.
They looked up in panic, thinking they had encountered a bird demon undergoing a tribulation!
At the same time, Lin Yu, who is in a dream, is facing an unprecedented crisis in his life.
The community had somehow gotten so out of control that they actually planned to erect a statue for him! The designer proudly pointed to the image of Lin Yu in his sketch and said, "In my opinion, this thinker has more depth..."
Following the direction of the designer's finger, Lin Yu in the sketch was sitting there naked, thinking about life.
The designer also explained: "This symbolizes the most primitive and pure state of human beings..."
Before he could finish, the neighborhood committee lady next to him waved her hand and interrupted him decisively, "No, no! Change it to a lucky cat style! It has to be the kind that turns its arms and waves, so it can come in handy during our mall promotion at the end of the month!"
"The world is getting really crazy!"
It was as if countless bees were buzzing around in Lin Yu's mind, making it a chaotic mess that had turned into a mess.
He couldn't tell which was real, the world before him or the world of death.
He still has lingering fears when recalling his experience two days ago. He went to the hospital to seek help from a psychiatrist, and suddenly a supernatural event broke out in that small clinic.
He was chatting happily with the doctor when the teacup on the examination table suddenly spoke, telling him to go back to Soul Society immediately. The horrific scene scared both him and the poor doctor out of their wits.
In fact, it was not that Lin Yu was unwilling to admit that he was in a dream. On the contrary, he even tried to summon his Zanpakuto with a middle school mentality.
He closed his eyes tightly, muttering to himself, chanting the Shikai Word Spirit in a garbled voice. But no matter how hard he tried, nothing happened in the end.
Failures again and again made Lin Yu begin to doubt. Could it be that the body he now possessed was actually an artificial body that could isolate the spirit particles?
Was it precisely because of this that he was unable to unleash his full power as a Death God? Thinking of this, he nearly stabbed himself with a knife, just to verify this terrifying suspicion in his heart...
"Emperor! Will this method work?"
After experiencing a hundred frustrating failures, Bayunzhai sighed heavily. Her once full confidence had now been worn away to almost nothing.
She recalled that at the beginning she had firmly believed that this method would succeed, but reality dealt her a heavy blow.
"Why not? It's guaranteed! Didn't you tell me that Lin Yu was starting to doubt his life? This proves we're on the right track. This is huge progress! Don't be scared. As long as we keep working hard, I believe we'll succeed one day."
Emperor Ziwei encouraged Bayunzhai with a confident look on his face, because he had no other choice.
In fact, for the Emperor Ziwei, this matter itself is quite interesting. Every time he sees Bayunzhai's attempt to make Lin Yu fall into confusion, he will feel an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.
Moreover, this process of continuous experimentation also made him feel very exciting, just like watching a rustic TV series starring Lin Yu.
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