Death: Captain Millennium

36th attempt...

Bayunzhai's divine sense rushed towards Lin Yu who was lying on the hospital bed like a meteor.

Just when her divine consciousness was about to hit Lin Yu's forehead, she unexpectedly turned into a pink Hello Kitty pajamas without any warning and fell softly on Lin Yu.

"This damn concrete rule!"

Bayunzhai was furious. Due to the self-rules of Lin Yu's sea of ​​consciousness, once the divine consciousness she released came into contact with a specific target, it would automatically materialize into corresponding objects or images based on certain impressions or memories deep in the other party's mind.

This time, it was obviously because Lin Yu had previously browsed information about pink Hello Kitty pajamas on his mobile phone that led to such an embarrassing situation.

Afterwards, Ziwei Emperor suppressed his laughter and began to record the data. He jokingly said, "Haha, who told you to sneak a peek at this kid's shopping history on his phone? Now you're embarrassed!"

Lin Yu, who was wandering in the dream world of his sea of ​​consciousness, was completely unaware of what was happening in the outside world.

At this moment, he was holding up a bright banner and accepting interviews from the media with a smile on his face. He was in high spirits and talked eloquently.

"I feel very honored and proud to be able to make a small contribution to society! When faced with the vicious criminals, I did not retreat at all. With my wisdom and courage, I successfully subdued them and protected those innocent people..."

In Lin Yu's dream world, the hospital's nurses' station was also very lively.

This was the eighth time that Bayunzhai had secretly looked at the surveillance screen. In the screen, Lin Yu, surrounded by many female reporters, looked particularly eye-catching.

One of the daring intern reporters was even more creative. She pretended to fall to the ground accidentally, and then threw herself into Lin Yu's warm arms.

Seeing this scene, Bayunzhai was so furious that he clenched his teeth so tightly that his back teeth were almost broken.

"This posture! It's really too much!"

She roared angrily, her eyes fixed on the scene on the screen where the female reporter and Lin Yu were hugging each other tightly. Especially when she noticed that the female reporter's hands seemed to be groping Lin Yu's chest in an unruly manner, she became even more furious. "The chest is so close! And your hands! What are you touching!"

"I'll chop you all up! You slutty bitches who seduced my husband must die!"

Bayunzhai was dancing with joy in her spiritual state. Although she had experienced such scenes thirty-six times in Lin Yu's dream, she still couldn't calm down.

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48th attempt...

This time, Bayunzhai's spiritual possession was not smooth, and he could only watch everything Lin Yu imagined, until his spiritual consciousness could no longer hold on and voluntarily withdrew from the sea of ​​consciousness.

In this world of consciousness, Lin Yu was discharged from the hospital! His ceremony was comparable to the grand spectacle of celebrities walking the red carpet! The entire community was in an uproar, ushering in an unprecedented carnival.

The aunties in the community enthusiastically held up a long banner with the words "Welcome Home Heroes" written on it in large letters. The bright colors and eye-catching fonts could be seen from a distance.

The square dance team invited by the community was even more creative. They cleverly adapted the most popular song "The Most Dazzling National Style" into a cheering song specially created for Lin Yu. The aunties danced to the cheerful rhythm.

Even more astonishing was what happened next! The small shop downstairs in the community actually took the opportunity to launch a special promotion called "Koi Set Meal".

As long as you buy a box of instant noodles, you will receive a lottery ticket. If you are lucky enough to scratch out the number combination corresponding to "Lin Yu's Birthday", you will also receive an extra delicious braised egg!

Such novel and interesting promotional methods attracted many residents to participate. For a time, the store was crowded and bustling.

"What the hell is this..."

Lin Yu, with a helpless look on his face, carried two large boxes of heavy Melatonin and slowly walked to his door.

At this moment, he suddenly found that Aunt Wang opposite was walking towards him with a smile on her face, holding a bright red banner in her hand.

There were five golden characters embroidered on the banner: "Modern Living Lei Feng", and Aunt Wang's WeChat QR code was carefully embroidered on one corner of the banner!

"I've made Rukia into a bit of a fool... I've also made Kyoraku Shunsui into a drunkard because of me..."

Lin Yu couldn't sleep tonight. He missed the experience of the world of death in his dream.

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49th attempt...

This time, Bayunzhai's divine consciousness possessed a delivery boy.

"Knock knock! Open the door! Your takeaway is here!"

The possessed delivery boy stood bewildered in front of Lin Yu's door. "Mr. Lin, the 'wake-up set' you ordered has arrived. It includes preserved egg and lean meat congee, chive dumplings, and... and... Oh! Is this recipe provided by the Emperor really reliable?"

Lin Yu in the house was very surprised when he heard this, and quickly responded: "I didn't order any takeout?" Then he walked towards the door in confusion, wanting to see what was going on.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the delivery guy in front of him suddenly start twitching violently, and his face became hideous, like a ghost coming to take his life.

Lin Yu was shocked when he saw this. Was he encountering a supernatural event?

"Holy shit! Are you okay, buddy? Do you need me to call an ambulance?"

Before he could finish his words, he heard an angry roar from the takeout box: "Call a bullshit ambulance!" Then a steaming hot leek box flew out like a cannonball and hit Lin Yu's face directly.

Poor Lin Yu was caught off guard and was dizzy from the sudden blow. His vision went black and he passed out.

"The leek box is talking! The leek box is talking!!!"

When he woke up again, he felt his head buzzing and for a moment he could not distinguish between reality and dreams.

Thinking back on everything he had just experienced, he even began to doubt whether he was mentally ill. He actually heard Bayunzhai's voice again. The world of death was obviously just a dream, so why did it feel so real?

"All the stars in the sky! Obey my command, Taiyin Taiyin! Use them for my own purposes!"

Lin Yu howled out of sudden inspiration. In the world of death, he could use this trick to reveal the Dharma image of Emperor Ziwei, but it was useless this time and nothing happened.

"It seems like I'm really mentally unstable. I'd better go to bed early! I'll go see a psychiatrist tomorrow."

Lin Yu climbed onto the warm big bed while muttering to himself and fell asleep.

That same evening, a post on a local forum titled "Shocking! A delivery guy attacks a koi seller out of hatred. Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?!" went viral, sparking heated discussion among many netizens.

People speculated about the reasons, and various versions of the story emerged.