I want to ruin the country

After the herring is put into the can, it continues to ferment, and this process produces substances such as propionic acid, butyric acid, acetic acid and sulfur hydrogen.

Butyric acid is the smell of armpit odor, acetic acid is the smell of kitchen garbage, and sulfur itch is the smell of rotten eggs. You can imagine what it smells like when these smells are mixed together!

If canned herrings claim to be the second stinkiest in the world, nothing else would dare to claim first place.

If you can eat within three days of smelling that smell, you are definitely a ruthless person.

Even a dog that eats shit will avoid canned herrings for fear of being suffocated!

In Germany, a tenant was once sued by an angry landlord because he spilled canned herrings in the corridor!

Once, two non-mainstream female classmates came to visit Catherine, and they argued over a problem until they were red in the face.

In the end, they agreed to buy a can of herrings, and whoever ate it would win.

As a result, after the can was opened, the two female classmates didn't care about winning or losing and ran away!

Catherine covered her nose and threw the can of herrings into the trash can on the street.

However, the family was out of breath for at least a week.

Catherine stayed in a hotel with her in-laws for seven or eight days.

After that experience, if Catherine said she wanted to eat canned herrings today, wouldn't everyone be stunned?

But now my daughter-in-law is pregnant and is more precious than a panda.

Forget about eating canned herrings, even if it costs the lives of the old couple, I guess they can’t refuse!

Yi Shijie came to his senses and said hurriedly,

"Look at you dithering, let me go!"

As he spoke, he put on his coat, took his overcoat, looked for his gloves, and was about to go out.

Seeing her father-in-law's expression of being ready to die with dignity and righteousness, Catherine could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.

"Okay, Lao Yi, I believe you really love me, you don't have to go!"

Yining immediately understood that it was Catherine who was playing a trick on him. He glared at Catherine fiercely.

"Catherine, scaring people can kill them!"

Catherine said,

"I just wanted to see if you really loved me. Well, you passed the test!"

As he said that, he walked over, hugged Qiao Zhihui and kissed her.

"Good mother, you are a good person!"

Qiao Zhihui patted her chest.

"Daughter-in-law, next time you test me, use a different method. I can't live without that smell!"

Hearing that their son-in-law had returned, Mr. and Mrs. Martin came running over happily again.

The two men first asked their precious daughter about her well-being.

My daughter is pregnant, and my life is continued. No one can contain his excitement.

Mr. Martin said,

"It would be best if I had a son!"

Catherine asked,

"why?"

Mr. Martin said,

"You can inherit my title!"

Catherine curled her lips.

"Who cares? No matter if they are daughters or sons, they are all Chinese!"

Mr. Martin suddenly felt like he couldn't breathe.

He always felt a little unwilling that his huge furniture would eventually belong to the Chinese, whom he looked down upon the most!

Mrs. Martin said,

"Isn't dual citizenship possible?"

Catherine shook her head decisively and said,

"No, China does not recognize dual citizenship!"

Mr. Martin nodded.

“Yes, the Chinese do not recognize dual citizenship, and Chinese nationality is currently the most difficult nationality to obtain.

According to a professional organization's valuation, a Chinese national is conservatively worth £1.5 million!

Yi Shijie proudly raised his head and said,

"Really? If my in-laws say that, I'm a millionaire even though I have nothing?"

Catherine Road,

"You'd be more than a millionaire! If you sold your eyes, heart, liver, lungs, kidneys, and bone marrow, you'd be worth more than tens of millions!"

Yining glared at him.

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Yi Shijie didn't care.

"Hey, I'm pretty valuable!"

Mrs. Niu said,

"Catherine, you are both Chinese citizens, so your father and I should be able to too!"

"do not know!"

Mr. Martin shook his head. He couldn't say. With his status, it was not a simple matter to determine one's nationality.

If it is not handled properly, there is a possibility of being shot!

It is extremely difficult for Mr. Martin to have a meal with his family now because he is too busy.

However, since his in-laws came, he has been willing to come and sit with them every now and then.

Missing his daughter was one reason, and the second was that he and Yi Shijie were very relaxed when talking!

Yi Shijie knew that he was a big boss and a wealthy man, but how wealthy he was was beyond his understanding.

They only respected the Martins as their own relatives.

In this way, there is more family affection and warmth, and less affectation and intrigue.

Mr. Martin is like a god in the company. His words can determine a person's fate.

Just one word from him can change the flow of billions or even hundreds of billions of dollars.

So, when they arrived at the company, everyone was silent and frightened when they saw him. They lowered their heads when speaking and didn't dare to look at him. Even Martin himself felt uncomfortable.

When he went out, he was surrounded by bodyguards and reporters with cameras following him. He had to maintain a serious and solemn expression at all times.

Their every move makes headlines!

Just like a few days ago, Putin was photographed eating nuts while attending the SCO summit.

All kinds of media reprinted the story extensively, and it became a big news that everyone was talking about.

It seems that as national leaders, they should be like gods, living on air and dew, not caring about worldly matters and not even farting.

In fact, they are just like ordinary people. If you starve them for three days, they will fight over any hairy steamed bread they see!

In the entire United Kingdom, Mr. Martin didn't even have a single person with whom he could be equal, open his heart, and speak freely without being held accountable! This included his wife and daughter.

The couple had been married for twenty-six or twenty-seven years. In his eyes, the most beautiful woman in the world had long since become a yellow-faced woman, and he had no interest in talking to her at all.

But Catherine was unwilling to pay attention to him.

Whenever she met him, she would always use his gossip to tease him. He was like a gong and drum on the stage, and Catherine would beat it from time to time!

If he didn't see his daughter for a few days, he would miss her like a scorpion sting or a dog bite. When they met, Catherine was speechless after a few words.

This made him love and hate Catherine but he had no choice!

Now, there is finally someone he is equal to chat with.

The two drank tea and chatted together. Martin felt particularly relaxed when he heard Yi Shijie and his wife talk about some interesting stories in rural China.

People cannot always be pretentious, acting like they are in a drama every day, and speaking meaningless diplomatic rhetoric. Everyone will be annoyed after a long time.

Return to nature, life on flat ground is the most comfortable!

However, among their conversations, Catherine was the most tired.