I want to ruin the country

Qiao Zhihui made a bowl of egg, lean meat and wolfberry soup, adding pepper and a lot of vinegar!

Yining took a bite,

"Hah! What does this smell like?"

Qiao Zhihui said,

"Your wife thinks it tastes good, but I didn't make it for you!"

Yining brought the soup into the house.

"Honey, get up and have some soup!"

Catherine was really hungry and said,

"Feed me!"

"Okay, okay, I'll feed you!"

Yining took a spoon and fed her soup one spoonful at a time.

"tasty?"

"Mmm, delicious!"

Yining Road,

"You two are crazy, one dares to drink, the other dares to do it!"

Catherine Road,

“I just think it tastes good!”

"Okay, okay, drink as much as you want!"

After drinking a bowl of soup, Catherine began to feel better as beads of sweat appeared on the tip of her nose.

Yining went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and Qiao Zhihui was busy making breakfast.

"What did you do?"

"The seasoned stuff has ground beef. I make meatloaf, and Catherine loves it!"

Yi Shijie also got up and saw Yining and said happily,

"My son is back, and the noises sound like you!"

Yining Road,

"Dad, I just got back too. Why are you up so early?"

Yi Shijie said,

"As soon as your wife vomits, I wake up. I sleep every day for no reason. How can I sleep that much? Do you know that your wife is pregnant?"

Qiao Zhihui said,

"I knew it earlier, you should have said it!"

"Well, you don't need me. I'm going to wash my face!"

Qiao Zhihui said while busying herself,

"Your wife keeps saying she doesn't want it anymore, you have to persuade her!"

Yining smiled and said,

"Don't worry, she won't listen to you even if you ask her to have an abortion!"

Qiao Zhihui said,

"Really?"

Yining smiled and said,

"She was just yelling for fun, you don't know her yet!"

Qiao Zhihui felt relieved and suddenly became curious.

"Son, do you have a wife over there?"

Yining teased her,

"Of course, there are many!"

Qiao Zhihui asked in a low voice,

"Yes, how many?"

Yining Road,

"You didn't hear what they said in the opera? There are three palaces and six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, talented women, noble ladies, Wanyi, Jieyu, Madam, and maids—hundreds of them!"

Qiao Zhihui was stunned.

"Ah, really that many?"

Yining said with a smile,

"Of course, the Emperor is rich, and he can marry as many wives as he wants!"

Qiao Zhihui was delighted.

"If each person has one child, there will be hundreds of children!"

Yining didn't expect her mother to be so naive, and said seriously,

"Yes, some emperors have so many children that they don't even know who they are!"

Suddenly, Qiao Zhihui thought of something

"Son, with so many women around, won't you be exhausted to death?"

Chinese mothers generally have the same moral character: their sons-in-law are absolutely not allowed to have a second woman.

If he cheats or makes a mistake, it will be a huge deal and you can't torture him enough.

However, it doesn’t matter how many women a son has, because it’s his ability.

At most, you can just say a few nice words to your wife and chat with her for a while and that's it.

If you continue to insist, they will say that you are a narrow-minded daughter-in-law. It’s just a small matter, but you still can’t stop it!

Yi Shijie just came over and said,

"If you're tired, take a break. This is my first time being an emperor. I'm young and inexperienced. I can't risk my life!

If you can't get along, come back and tell Dad, I'll help you!"

Qiao Zhihui and Yining burst into laughter at what he said, which was completely irrelevant. Qiao Zhihui laughed until tears came out and said,

"What do you know? You're just talking nonsense. Can you help me with this?"

Yi Shijie stiffened his neck and said,

"Why can't I help you? We are father and son, brothers in war, and father and son fighting together in battle!"

Yiningle has a stomachache.

"Dad, you're amazing! You dare to answer without knowing anything!"

Yi Shijie stared blankly with two puzzled eyes and asked,

"What are you talking about? Is it really that funny?"

Qiao Zhihui said,

"We were just talking about Xiao Ning's hundreds of wives over there, what are you talking about?"

Yi Shijie was stunned. His son was so exhausted from all this work that he, as his father-in-law, couldn't help. He turned around awkwardly.

"Just pretend I didn't say anything!"

Catherine slowly strolled out in her pajamas and asked curiously,

"What are you laughing at? I heard it all in the house. Tell me and make me happy too!"

Yining thought to himself that everyone in the world could know about this, but he couldn't tell you, so he hurriedly said,

"Nothing, we're just chatting, do you want to eat something?"

Catherine Road,

"What did you do?"

Yining Road,

"If you don't like the beef patties my mom made, tell me and I'll make you something else!"

Catherine suddenly became childish and asked,

"You're going to make whatever I want to eat, are you sure?"

"Eat whatever you want!"

Yining nodded firmly!

Catherine rolled her eyes and said,

"You don't have to do it, just go out and buy me a can of herrings!"

"what?"

Qiao Zhihui was horrified.

"Katherine, you've got to be kidding me!"

Yining also stared at Catherine closely.

"You can't be serious?"

Catherine pouted deliberately and said,

"Why, can't you?"

Qiao Zhihui didn't know how to answer, but Yining said,

"Catherine, are you thinking of selling this house?"

Catherine rolled her eyes and said,

"I just want to eat a can of herrings, why should I sell the house?"

Yining said,

"Can we still live here if you eat canned herrings in this room?"

Yi Shijie also looked at his daughter-in-law eagerly, hoping that she would take back her words.

Seeing the expressions of her parents-in-law and Yining as if they were facing a great enemy, Catherine was delighted and said in a wronged manner,

"You keep saying how much you love me, but I haven't eaten much in days. I wanted to have a can of herring, but you refused. Is this love for me?"

When Qiao Zhihui saw her daughter-in-law's pitiful appearance, she couldn't stand it anymore and quickly said,

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, Xiaoning, go buy a dozen cans of herrings!"

Yining grinned,

"Catherine, I remember you said you would never eat this again in your life. Why do you want to eat it again today?"

Catherine said,

"I don't know, maybe my taste has changed because I'm pregnant! I just think it's delicious!"

Qiao Zhihui hurriedly said,

"Yes, yes, that's right. Once you're pregnant, the taste will be different. Stop talking nonsense and go!"

Yining's legs suddenly felt as heavy as a thousand pounds and he couldn't move.

Why did the Yining family turn pale when talking about canned herrings?

The reason is simple, this stuff stinks.

Everyone knows about stinky tofu. Some people can’t even smell it, let alone eat it.

However, stinky tofu pales in comparison to canned herring.

Someone has tested that the odor of stinky tofu is only 420Au, while the odor of canned herring is 8079Au, which is 19 times that of stinky tofu.

Why does canned herring smell so bad? Because it is made from herring blood that has been soaked in water for two months and then fermented.

If you are interested, you can search the production process of canned herring on the Internet!