I asked you to pursue a career, but you turned out to be a scumbag
Chapter 172 I owe you an Oscar
(The previous chapter has been revised and 2000 words have been added. If you haven't read it, please read the previous chapter again.)
poisonous?
Everyone was surprised.
What a joke.
This is the training base of the procuratorate.
Government departments!
Who would dare to poison food and complain that death is not quick enough?
By then, countless prosecutors who come for training will be poisoned to death, and it will definitely be a major case that will shock the whole country.
Wang Qingke didn't expect Zhang Hao to do this. It was completely beyond his expectations, and he immediately prepared to refute him.
The next second, countless bubbles suddenly appeared at the corners of Zhang Hao's mouth, and then the whole person slowly fell backwards. Finally, he lay on the ground, twitched twice, and became motionless.
Lan Hai watched Zhang Hao's actions with admiration on his face. He even suspected that before becoming a prosecutor, Zhang Hao did not graduate from the School of Politics and Law, but from the Academy of Film and Television. He even owed him an Oscar.
The poisoning performance was so realistic that if he hadn't known it in advance, he would have doubted whether Zhang Hao was really poisoned.
The entire cafeteria suddenly became silent, and everyone stared at Zhang Hao in a daze.
What's the situation?
Could it be that there is really poison in this food?
Many people's expressions became panicked at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Wang Qingke was also a little confused. How could he really fall down?
He knew he had to calm everyone down, so he immediately shouted, "Comrades, don't panic. I'm Wang Qingke, Director of the Logistics Department. I assure you that the food in the cafeteria is absolutely safe and non-toxic."
“Every dish here is made with the freshest vegetables and meat.”
Everyone didn't quite believe that someone would poison the prosecutor training base, but now with Wang Qingke's assurance, the tension eased a lot.
Someone echoed, "Yes, don't be nervous, the food isn't poisonous. This comrade must have suddenly fallen ill."
"Yes, it could be epilepsy."
"That's right, when you have an epileptic seizure, you'll foam at the mouth."
Seeing that things did not develop as Zhang Hao expected, Lan Hai looked at Zhang Hao with some trepidation.
Zhang Hao's eyes, which were originally closed, opened at some point and were blinking at him, meaning that it was his turn to perform.
But he knew in his heart that he could never be as realistic as Zhang Hao, but he still made up his mind and shouted loudly: "Zhang Hao, what's wrong with you? Zhang Hao, don't scare me!"
Everyone's attention was once again attracted by Lan Hai.
Lan Hai knelt on one knee beside Zhang Hao, looking around anxiously and shouting, "Everyone, please help me call an ambulance, quickly..."
As he spoke, he foamed at the mouth, and then his body fell on Zhang Hao, also twitching twice.
Now everyone in the cafeteria could no longer sit still.
If a person suddenly foams at the mouth, faints and convulses, it can be said that he has epilepsy, but two people cannot have epilepsy at the same time, right?
A tense atmosphere then spread throughout the cafeteria.
I don't know who was the first to give in and yell, "The food is really poisonous!"
"what!"
The entire cafeteria was in chaos, with people shouting and yelling in panic, and some even rushed out in terror.
Wang Qingke panicked and shouted anxiously, "Don't be nervous, this is all fake."
"The food in the cafeteria is definitely not poisonous, those two are just pretending!"
But at this time everyone was in chaos and no one listened to Wang Qingke at all.
Zhang Hao opened his eyes, stole a glance at the messy cafeteria, a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then he lowered his voice and shouted: "Don't worry, everyone, hurry up and pick your throat. Get the food out before it's digested!"
When everyone heard this, they thought it made sense.
So they all put their hands down their throats and started to clasp them.
Immediately afterwards, the entire cafeteria was filled with the sound of retching!
Then many people vomited.
When Wang Qingke saw this scene, he felt hopeless. It was over. The floor was covered with vomit. Who would still come to eat in this cafeteria?
At this moment, he suddenly felt someone patting his shoulder and someone whispered in his ear: "My condolences!"
Then someone patted him on the shoulder and said, "How pitiful."
Wang Qingke turned his head and looked back, he wanted to see who was still comforting him at this time.
As a result, he saw Zhang Hao and Lan Hai, who were supposed to be lying on the ground, appeared behind him at some point.
Wang Qingke looked at Zhang Hao with his eyes nearly spitting fire. He grabbed Zhang Hao's collar with both hands and said viciously, "You son of a bitch, all of this is your fault. I'm going to kill you!"
Zhang Hao calmly turned his head and said to Lan Hai, "Did you take pictures? This is all evidence. Tsk tsk, the director of the training base assaulted the prosecutor. This is big news."
Wang Qingke saw Lan Hai standing next to him taking pictures of him with his mobile phone.
"Asshole, put your phone down!" Wang Qingke didn't care about Zhang Hao at this time. He immediately put Zhang Hao down and prepared to snatch the phone from Lan Hai's hand.
Lan Hai dodged backwards, while Zhang Hao said from behind, "Director Wang, are you trying to destroy the evidence?"
How could Wang Qingke catch Lan Hai with his size? After trying twice and failing, he chose to give up.
Wang Qingke stared at Zhang Hao intently: "What do you want?"
Zhang Hao burst out laughing when he heard this and said, "Director Wang, shouldn't I be the one asking you this? From the beginning, have you been targeting me? Shouldn't I be the one asking you what you want?"
Wang Qingke took a deep breath, knowing that although the video did not record him beating anyone, it did record him threatening Zhang Hao.
If this gets out, it will definitely have a very bad impact on me, and I will definitely be scolded.
"Zhang Hao, what do you want in exchange for deleting this video?" Wang Qingke asked with a gloomy face.
Zhang Hao said, "Director Wang, I'm still living in the basement."
Wang Qingke replied, "I'll have someone change your room right now, to the best room with the best lighting. I promise I won't target you again in the future."
Zhang Hao smiled slightly and said, "Wouldn't it be better if you did this earlier?"
"Can you delete it now?" Wang Qingke asked.
Zhang Hao said, "Don't worry. What if you go back on your word? It won't be too late to delete it after you change the room for me."
"Okay, but if you dare to play tricks on me and send out the video, don't blame me for fighting you to the death!" Wang Qingke left a harsh remark.
Zhang Hao shrugged and said, "Don't worry, I won't do anything so unwise."
"Director Wang, see you later."
Zhang Hao waved at Wang Qingke, turned and left the cafeteria.
Wang Qingke looked at Zhang Hao with a gloomy face. This time he really lost more than he gained. He originally wanted to punish Zhang Hao to gain Ji Xiangrong's favor, but now, not only did he fail to punish Zhang Hao, but instead he made the whole cafeteria a mess.
How to clean up the filth all over the floor?
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