I asked you to pursue a career, but you turned out to be a scumbag

(The previous chapter has been revised, adding 2,000 words. Brothers who haven't read it can read it again)

"Bald Qiang?"

Zhang Hao looked at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him and blurted out subconsciously.

It's no wonder Zhang Hao said that. After all, the man in front of him looks too much like Baldy Wang, with that bald head, that face shape, and that mustache. If he wears a big cotton-padded jacket and holds a chainsaw, he will be Baldy Wang himself.

The man looked at Zhang Hao with a puzzled look on his face: "What Baldy Qiang?"

Zhang Hao was even more confused. Even Bald Qiang didn’t know. Hey, that’s not right.

Zhang Hao realized at this time that it was 2010, and Boonie Bears first appeared on TV in 2012, so it was normal that he didn't know.

"It's nothing, you just remind me of a friend. You guys continue." Zhang Hao replied.

Hong Ziyi said, "Are you Mr. Xiao Buxiao?"

"Yes, it's me."

Xiao Bu sat down, then took out a jewelry box from his pocket, opened it and handed it to Hong Ziyi. Inside was a gold necklace.

"Ms. Hong, since this is our first meeting, I don't know what you like, so I took the initiative to buy you this little gift. I hope you like it."

Hong Ziyi refused: "Mr. Xiao, thank you for your kindness, but since this is our first meeting, I cannot accept such an expensive gift from you."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Bu immediately stood up and walked out of the restaurant.

Before Hong Ziyi understood what was going on, Xiao Bu walked in again and said, "Ms. Hong, this is our second meeting. You can accept it."

Zhang Hao showed a strange look. This Xiao Bu is quite capable.

Hong Ziyi still refused and said, "Mr. Xiao, this is not a question of how many times we've met. I'm telling you the truth. I actually already have a boyfriend, but my mother doesn't know, so I asked you to come. I'm really embarrassed."

"You already have a boyfriend, so do you mind having another one?" Xiao Bu asked sincerely.

Zhang Hao had a question mark on his forehead.

Are you guys so open minded?

If you take money from others and help them get rid of disasters without saying a word, wouldn’t that be too bad?

At the very least, people should feel that the five hundred dollars is worth spending.

So he said, "Brother, I don't know if Ziyi minds, but I do mind!"

Xiao Bu looked at Zhang Hao and said, "Brother, is this Miss Hong's boyfriend?"

"Yes." Zhang Hao nodded.

Xiao Bu immediately extended his hand towards Zhang Hao enthusiastically and said, "Then I should call you senior. Senior, this is our first meeting, please give me your guidance."

This polite look made Zhang Hao not know what to do next. After all, you shouldn't hit someone who smiles at you. Since the other person was so polite, he couldn't find an excuse to get angry.

Xiao Bu continued, "Senior, do you have any different opinions about Miss Hong having multiple boyfriends? But I think it would be very beneficial for you, Senior."

"Think about it, Senior. You want to go out for dinner with friends, but no one is looking after Miss Hong. Miss Hong will definitely be in a bad mood. If I show up at this time, can I take your place and accompany Miss Hong, so that you can go out for drinks with friends without worry?"

"For example, if you had a fight with Miss Hong and you can't find a friend to vent to, you can find me. We're both Miss Hong's boyfriends, so we can empathize, right?"

After listening to this, Zhang Hao nodded thoughtfully: "You know what, what you said makes a lot of sense. I'm a little tempted."

Hong Ziyi said with a dark face, "That's nonsense, Mr. Xiao, what do you like about me? Can I change my career?"

"I just like that you are a woman." Xiao Bu said with a smile.

Zhang Hao looked at Xiao Bu with admiration. This guy is really awesome.

This sentence directly shut Hong Ziyi up. Hong Ziyi couldn't possibly undergo a sex change, right?

It seems that it is not so easy for Hong Ziyi to get rid of Xiao Bu.

Hong Ziyi didn't expect Xiao Bu to answer like this. She was choked and said after several seconds: "I really can't change this, but Mr. Xiao, my mother said that you are successful in your career and worth tens of millions. There should be many beautiful women around you. There is no need to stare at me, not to mention that I already have a boyfriend."

Xiao Bu smiled and said, "Actually, before I came here, my aunt called me and said that in order to resist the blind date, you might find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend. So this brother should be your friend, or maybe you hired him with money, right?"

Yo ho.

No one knows a daughter better than her mother. It seems that Hong Ziyi's mother had already predicted Hong Ziyi's actions.

Hong Ziyi was also stunned. She didn't expect her mother to guess her actions, but she still said stubbornly: "Who said he was found by me to impersonate him? He is my boyfriend."

As he said this, he put his arms around Zhang Hao's arms, showing an intimate look.

Xiao Bu shook his head and said, "Ms. Hong, your action doesn't prove anything."

Upon hearing this, Hong Ziyi felt anxious. It seemed that if she wanted to deceive Xiao Bu, she had to make some sacrifices.

So he stood up, looked at Zhang Hao, made up his mind, lowered his head and kissed him directly.

Zhang Hao’s eyes widened and his mind went blank. What the hell, I was kissed again?

Could it be that I am the legendary holy body that was forcibly kissed?

Zhang Hao tried to struggle and back away, trying to break free from Hong Ziyi's lips.

But when Hong Ziyi saw Zhang Hao's resistance, she became anxious for a moment. If they separated, wouldn't Xiao Bu find out it was fake?

So he immediately put his arms around Zhang Hao's head and prevented him from separating.

Unable to break free, Zhang Hao let himself go.

Although he has been a pure and innocent boy in both of his lives, hasn't he seen a pig run even if he hasn't eaten pork?

We've all learned in those movies that you need to spit out your tongue in times like this.

So he spit out the letter.

Hong Ziyi never thought that Zhang Hao would be so bold and actually turn passive into active, so for a moment her beautiful eyes were full of disbelief, and then she let Zhang Hao get excited inside.

He responded subconsciously and awkwardly.

Xiao Bu looked at the two people who were so passionate, and his face turned pale. What happened to their agreement to pretend to be a couple?

Is this fucking impersonation?

Who could pretend to be a couple to this extent?

She was so angry that she turned around and left, and when she left, she did not forget to take away the gold necklace on the table.

Exchanging saliva is something that can be learned without any instruction, so Zhang Hao's hands began to move restlessly.

Hong Ziyi felt Zhang Hao's hands, her body stiffened, and then she pushed Zhang Hao away. At the moment of separation, there was a trace of liquid at the corner of her mouth.

Zhang Hao was still a little reluctant at this time. After all, he had only touched it briefly just now and had not had time to fully master it.

Hong Ziyi's face flushed and she stared at Zhang Hao angrily, but judging from her current expression, this look had no lethality at all. On the contrary, it looked a bit like a tease.

Then he looked around and found that everyone in the restaurant was pointing and talking at him.

His face was so red that it was about to bleed, and he turned and ran...

"Wait a moment!"

Zhang Hao shouted.

When Hong Ziyi heard Zhang Hao's shout, she didn't stop but ran even faster.

Zhang Hao touched his lips and thought silently: "I haven't received the promised 500 yuan yet. Is this considered freeloading?"

If someone knew what Zhang Hao was thinking at this moment, they would definitely come up and fight with him without saying a word. You got the advantage and you're still acting like a good boy. There are so many people who want to be kissed but don't even have the chance, and you're still thinking about the 500 yuan. You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!

……

During lunch, Zhang Hao and Lan Hai had already exchanged contact information, so in the evening Zhang Hao and Lan Hai made an appointment to come to the cafeteria together.

"Zhang Hao, after what happened at noon, they shouldn't be able to make things difficult for you anymore, right?" Lan Hai said.

Zhang Hao shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily true."

With the experience of two lifetimes, he knew this group of people very well. If they had the opportunity to please their leader, they would never give it up easily.

"Aren't they afraid that you will continue to spit in there?" Lan Hai asked doubtfully.

"Haha, they are afraid, so when they try to disgust me again this time, they will definitely make a foolproof countermeasure!" Zhang Hao said.

Lan Hai couldn't help but feel a little confused. What countermeasures could there be against this thing? He couldn't seal Zhang Hao's mouth with tape, right?

When they arrived at the cafeteria, Lan Hai realized that he was still too young. He saw that the originally open food window was now covered with a layer of glass.

It is true that as long as your thinking does not slip, there are always more solutions than problems.

At the same time, Zhang Hao also saw Wang Qingke with his arms folded across his chest, looking at Zhang Hao provocatively, as if saying: If you have the guts, keep spitting!

Zhang Hao gave Wang Qingke a thumbs up.

Wang Qingke showed a sneer on his face. At noon, because of Zhang Hao's saliva, several leaders of the base really did not have a meal. Although they did not say anything, Wang Qingke knew in his heart that these people were actually dissatisfied with him.

Although this action of his was to please Ji Xiangrong, he could not ignore the feelings of the base leaders. After all, the county magistrate is not as good as the current manager!

So he spent a lot of money to customize this glass cover in the afternoon. He wanted to see how Zhang Hao could spit and disgust him again.

Zhang Hao walked to the window and handed over the meal ticket.

This time, the auntie who served the food didn't say there was no rice. Instead, she asked, "Which dish?"

Zhang Hao casually pointed at shredded pork with green peppers.

The auntie who served the food scooped a spoonful of meat, which looked like a lot, but then she heard Wang Qingke coughing loudly.

"Cough cough!"

The auntie who was serving the food understood what he meant immediately, and the hand holding the rice spoon began to shake violently, as if she had Parkinson's disease.

Then the meat in the rice spoon fell off completely as she shook it, leaving only the green pepper, which was poured into the plate.

Lan Hai frowned and said, "You guys are going too far. You're stir-frying pork with green peppers without any meat?"

Wang Qingke said coldly, "What does it have to do with you? This is how we eat here. Zhang Hao didn't say anything. Why do you have to be so nosy? The emperor is not anxious, but the eunuch is!"

"you!"

When Lan Hai heard Wang Qingke describe himself as a eunuch, anger appeared on his face.

Zhang Hao stopped Lan Hai and said, "Let me do it."

"Director Wang, are you stir-frying pork with green peppers, or stir-frying green peppers?"

Wang Qingke crossed his arms over his chest and said frivolously, "It's up to you. You can call me whatever you like. If you're unhappy, you can spit at me!"

"childish!"

Zhang Hao said this sarcastically, and then ordered a few more dishes.

The result was exactly the same as before, either there was no egg in the scrambled eggs with tomatoes, or there was no chicken in the Kung Pao Chicken.

Because Lan Hai spoke up for Zhang Hao, he was also targeted. The food he got was similar to Zhang Hao's, which were just some side dishes.

boom!

Lan Hai slammed the plate on the table and said angrily, "This is simply too much. Are we just going to let it go?"

Zhang Hao glanced at Lan Hai and said, "So what do you want to do? Put the blame on Wang Qingke?"

Lan Hai felt a little embarrassed. Although he really wanted to do so, if he dared to put the blame on Wang Qingke, his career would probably be over. At the very least, he would be punished within the party.

"Okay, cooperate with me later." Zhang Hao said.

"How to cooperate?" Lan Hai asked.

Zhang Hao took out something like a small pill from his pocket and put it in Lan Hai's hand.

He had long anticipated that Wang Qingke would not give up and would naturally not sit idly by, so he had made preparations in the afternoon.

Lan Hai was puzzled: "What is this?"

Zhang Hao lowered his voice and explained a few words to Lan Hai.

Lan Hai's eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "You're the one who's being mean."

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes.

Lan Hai immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly corrected himself, "No, you are being resourceful."

Zhang Hao: "Remember, you must act realistically later."

Lan Hai nodded repeatedly.

Zhang Hao picked up a piece of green pepper and put it in his mouth.

Wang Qingke had been paying attention to Zhang Hao's actions, worried that Zhang Hao was causing trouble. When he saw Zhang Hao eating the green peppers obediently, he looked very proud. In his opinion, Zhang Hao was giving in.

You little bastard, are you worthy enough to fight with me?

I have plenty of ways to kill you.

Since Zhang Hao was not going to cause trouble, he was not going to stay here either. After all, a speech would be held in the lobby later to welcome these people to study, and the leaders of the entire base would attend.

As the logistics director, I have to go to the scene to see how the arrangements are made. I cannot cause any problems when all the leaders are present.

Just as he was about to turn around, he saw Zhang Hao stand up suddenly out of the corner of his eye.

Seeing this, Wang Qingke immediately stopped and was about to leave. He turned around and looked at Zhang Hao. Suddenly, he had a bad feeling in his heart. Was this guy going to cause trouble again?

Zhang Hao threw the plate to the ground.

Bang!

The loud noise immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the cafeteria.

Everyone who was eating stopped and looked at Zhang Hao, their eyes full of questions.

"Everyone, stop eating!" Zhang Hao shouted.

Everyone was puzzled. The food in the cafeteria tasted good, as good as some three-star hotels. Why didn't they want to eat there?

Seeing that he had attracted everyone's attention, Zhang Hao immediately covered his stomach with both hands, a painful expression on his face, and said tremblingly: "Everyone, please don't eat it. This food...it's poisonous..."