Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

Being a eunuch is not an easy job.

In this world, only men who really can't live anymore will reluctantly give up their loved ones and shed tears to enter the palace to become eunuchs in order to seek a way to survive.

But the emperor didn't know all this. He even thought he had done a good deed by finding a good job for the original owner.

Entering the palace to serve the master is certainly a good job. The child will no longer have to wear patched coarse cloth clothes.

After all, the child was short and not strong enough to be a guard, so he could only be a eunuch.

That’s not all. The original owner was sent into the palace by the emperor’s golden words. She was penniless and naturally had no money to bribe people. The purification was also done very cleanly.

After two days of rest, the original owner was dragged to his knees on the ground, with a rag stuffed in his mouth and his head tilted back to receive ten slaps. When he kowtowed in the direction of the Yangxin Palace to express his gratitude after the punishment, the original owner still couldn't understand why his father was so happy and said he would choose a private school for him to learn to read and write on the day he gave him the money to buy candied haws.

How did he suddenly become a eunuch?

In the days that followed, the original owner lived a life more bitter than coptis chinensis.

He would rather get his face disfigured than give in to others.

She was constantly cleaning stinky toilets, unable to snatch food and had to eat slop, ostracized and bullied by the eunuchs, and used as a tool by the palace masters...

There are so many kinds of suffering, it’s simply impossible to describe them all!

But no one supported him, so he could only curl up in bed and cry silently.

After receiving the plot, Lu Yi really empathized with the original owner.

The "kindness" of the superior who is not familiar with the world is like a bolt from the blue to the original owner.

It's really hard to describe the emperor's actions.

You can't just do whatever you want just because you don't understand. The original owner got slapped in the face, lost her life, and wasted her whole life in the palace.

The original owner did not dare to commit suicide. After all, his body and hair were inherited from his parents. He was wasted in the palace until his death.

I definitely hate you to death.

The original owner was filled with hatred every day he lived in the palace, and his hatred was directed at the emperor. If he was not worried that assassinating the emperor would implicate his nine clans, Lu Yi estimated that the original owner could kill the emperor eight hundred times without any consequences.

Ten seconds of brief empathy.

Lu Yi opened the mall, rubbed his hands, and began to make active preparations for the task.

Faced with tens of millions of categories of products, Lu Yi eliminated those that she did not have the authority to view at the moment and skillfully selected the lowest price order, starting from one point and slowly looking up.

It wasn't until he saw the soul-exchanging talisman that Lu Yi felt a warm feeling in his heart. This was a good thing.

The small text under the product column showed that the selling price was 500 points. After using it, all the other party's memories could be obtained. Lu Yi nodded and selected it. The screen displayed congratulations on the successful purchase.

"Xiao Fan, help me use it. The targets are me and the emperor. Don't make the wrong choice."

After all, it was her first time to do the mission, so she had to invest enough money. She wouldn't do anything risky to save points.

Lu Yi looked at the score column showing zero, and gave careful instructions to the small system with concern.

If she makes the wrong one, she can't afford a second one.

"Don't worry, Xiaolu. I have a 2.0 version of the Anti-Virgin Mary system. The database brain is much more advanced than those 1.0 versions. There will definitely be no mistakes."

Xiao Fan was full of confidence, and he took the opportunity to criticize the 1.0 system, and he almost patted Lu Yi's chest to make a promise.

It wasn't until Lu Yi actually switched to the emperor's body that she felt relieved. The only person in this world she trusted unconditionally was herself.

The Soul Swap Talisman is indeed an item worth 500 points in the system mall, and its effect is amazing.

It was just that there was a beautiful woman in her warm arms, which made her a little uncomfortable.

Lu Yi calmly helped the beauty to the edge of the small couch, then stood up and carefully examined the golden fabric on his wrist. It must be a small golden dragon embroidered with gold thread.

"Your Majesty, do you agree?"

Concubine Li stretched out her tone, came over and pulled Lu Yi's sleeve and shook it. Lu Yi was not moved by her coquettishness at all, but his eyes shifted uncontrollably from the gold thread to Concubine Li... and the gold hairpin on her head.

No, Lu Yi, who has a stable monthly income of less than 4,000 yuan, can't take his eyes off it.

Hold on, don’t get started, can’t take it away.

Lu Yi chanted the mantra to himself repeatedly.

"I was thinking about government affairs just now, and didn't hear what my beloved concubine said."

Lu Yi is a veteran fan of palace fighting dramas, so he can recite lines as he pleases.

As Lu Yi spoke, he avoided Li Fei's long armor with his hands and moved Li Fei's hand away from the dazzling little golden dragon.

"Your Majesty, I am also talking about political affairs. You praised my second brother for his kindness and righteousness. Why don't you give him an official position?"

Concubine Li curled her lips. It's not that she didn't notice that the emperor was absent-minded, but she was determined to take advantage of the emperor's good mood today to get the official position for her second brother.

She promised her second brother.

"As long as I'm an official, your Majesty! Don't you love me and my second brother?"

Concubine Li shouted angrily and refused to give in.

Lu Yi frowned, trying to imitate the majesty of the fat orange: "Li Fei, the harem is not allowed to interfere in government affairs. When is it your turn to interfere in my court?"

Concubine Li froze and said angrily, "I feel sorry for my second brother. Besides, you loved me so much before..."

"I remember that your second brother and you are not born from the same mother." Lu Yi didn't want to hear what Concubine Li said anymore, so he said in a deep voice.

"We grew up together and have a very good relationship. Your Majesty dotes on me, so naturally you also love my younger brother."

This person wants to pua me? Lu Yi's heart skipped a beat.

I love you crow legs.

"We are not of the same father, are we? The fact that you miss your second brother, who is of similar age, so much makes me think twice."

Lu Yi sorted out the memories of the former emperor in his mind and started to make up stories.

"Your Majesty! I am too embarrassed to see anyone because you miss me so much!"

Concubine Li stood up uneasily, her voice shrill. From Lu Yi's 1.8-meter-tall perspective, she looked like an angry bird, twisting her waist and running out.

Seeing Concubine Li's frightened look, Lu Yi touched his chin and thought that maybe he was right.

"Li Youde, I need to take a nap. Please watch over this place and don't let anyone in."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Lu Yi took off his dragon boots in one step or two, leaned on the dragon bed and started chatting with Xiao Fan.

"Xiaolu, you are amazing. You have captured the emperor's majesty perfectly."

"Of course not! Who hasn't watched a few palace fighting dramas? I'm a professional reader of "Empresses in the Palace"!"

"Xiaolu, do you want to see the scene on the emperor's side now? I can broadcast it here." Xiaofan suggested actively.

It is very satisfied with the IQ of the host assigned to it. Well, it should not be stupid.

It has heard that there is a 1.0 system whose data brain was driven to death by the host because the host was too kind and always helped the target of revenge in the mission. It is now being formatted by the Lord God!

However, this is also a mistake made by the employer.

Although their Anti-Virgin Mary Department is a new department developed by the Space-Time Bureau based on the current market conditions.

The new department's initial conditions were not very sufficient. It was only equipped with one hundred 2.0 systems and one thousand 1.0 systems. It was not as glamorous as the male lead department or the female supporting department.

But not everyone is recruited!