Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

"I hate him so much! He's the emperor, so high and mighty, yet he insisted on interfering and ruining my life! He cut off my family line! He left me without children to see me off, without a wife to accompany me, and I'll be called a dead eunuch by others my whole life!"

Lu Yi came back to his senses and looked up at his first employer.

The man who was speaking looked to be in his sixties, with white hair and no beard, and his eyes were full of resentment, which was obviously directed at the emperor he was talking about.

"Sir, sir, I want that person to suffer as much as I do. No! I want him to suffer more than me! Even more miserable!"

The man's body was shaking with excitement, as if he was grabbing a life-saving straw. Seeing that Lu Yi hadn't said anything, he knelt down and looked at Lu Yi flatteringly, with black energy gushing out crazily from his wrinkles filled with old age.

"Ding Dong, the black energy has been detected to be seriously excessive. The anti-virgin system has automatically accepted your order."

A cheerful voice sounded, and a pure white transparent sphere jumped out. The tasker who picked up the latest report headed to the task world.

Before Lu Yi could react and say a word, he had already disappeared from the main god space.

When the eyes focused again, the man who was hunched over and crying had disappeared.

There was a dark room in front of me.

"You little bastard, let go right now. It was the emperor who allowed you to enter the palace to be a eunuch. What a great honor!" A sharp voice rang in his ears, making him shiver with discomfort.

Is this exciting? We're going to the cleansing room right from the start!

Lu Yi helplessly grasped the ground with his toes and clung to the door tightly.

I heard that eunuchs leak urine when they cough. She doesn’t want to be a eunuch!

"Being a eunuch in the palace is such a great job! Food and shelter are provided, which is something others can't even ask for."

Dissatisfied with Lu Yi's effort to cling to the door frame, the eunuch sneered from his throat, patted Lu Yi's face, and kindly comforted him:

"I've operated on at least eight thousand eunuchs since I was born. I'm a very skilled surgeon. Just stay on this bed. I'll come operate on you in three days. I guarantee it will be painful once, but it will be successful."

The eunuch who wielded the knife finished speaking proudly, and with a swift wave of his hand, the two young eunuchs forcibly pried open Lu Yi's hands that were clinging to the door frame.

When Lu Yi heard this, he loosened his fingers and his heart was beating so fast in his chest that it was about to jump out.

Considering what this person said, she temporarily put her mind at ease and comforted herself that it would be better if she didn't take action now.

Her eyes slid across the bloody knife on the table again, and she instantly thought of the pig in her hometown in the countryside that was pinned to the ground and had its eggs gored, its shrill screams reaching the sky.

No strong pig could get through it silently, and she was already starting to feel pain.

Lu Yi's inner calling system.

"System? Are you there? Doesn't the Tasker Manual say that you can choose your own tasks? How come a newbie like me is automatically accepting orders?"

It simply brought back the painful experience of her crazy delivery life.

Lu Yi died on the way to deliver a takeaway.

This involves an age-old philosophical question: in fact, she shouldn't have been the one to die.

But an accident happened to Lu Yi.

The perpetrator was a truck driver who couldn't bear to hit and kill the two children who suddenly appeared in the middle of the road to pick up a ball, so he made a quick decision, turned the steering wheel, and knocked Lu Yi, who was riding a small electric scooter to deliver food, away.

Rescue efforts on the spot were ineffective, and the helmet worth thousands of dollars was smashed to pieces and could not be picked up.

On the way to the underworld, Lu Yi became more and more angry.

Are you the only one who does good things? Did she deserve to be hit by a car? She's active in life and work, and has never violated any traffic rules, ever!

Does she deserve to die?

Lu Yi has been diligently delivering food to support himself for years. Who has he offended?

Because Lu Yi had a strong resentment towards the "good saint", he was fortunately discovered and rescued by the anti-saint department.

Just like that, after ten minutes of pre-job training and a task manual guide, I started working directly.

"Xiaolu, um, I'm sorry, but if the employer's black energy exceeds the standard seriously, we will force them to accept the order."

A weak voice sounded in Lu Yi's mind, and Lu Yi felt a chill in his heart.

"What kind of path is this? It will become a path in three days."

Lu Yi sighed and did not forcefully protest. After years of working at the bottom of society, the first thing she learned was to accept things, and at the same time try to gain as much benefit as possible for herself.

"Are there any newbie benefits? Please apply for one for me. Look at this mission. It starts with the eunuch taking revenge on the emperor. This mission is too difficult. I have never done this before. It would be difficult for others to complete it. Please help me. You are so good, you can definitely do it!"

Lu Yi softened his voice, and after a brief exchange of ideas, he hooked the system into a black carp.

"Xiaolu, I've reported this to the Lord God. I can give you 500 points for free. You can go shopping at the mall."

There is a hint hidden in the deliberately childish voice at the end.

After Lu Yi understood that he could use points to buy props, he instantly felt that the little thing in his head became much cuter.

She chuckled and replied, "Thank you, Xiao Fan, you are such a good system."

As soon as these words were spoken, the small system let out a sad cry.

This was the first time in its life that its leader was insulted!

"Xiaolu, we don't praise the system like this here. You're actually insulting the system."

"what?"

Lu Yi was confused.

Thinking back to the department she had joined and the name of the Anti-Virgin Mary system, she spoke again solemnly:

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I take it back, Xiao Fan, you're such a bad system!"

"Uh-huh!"

The small system received the praise from the host and couldn't help but jump around in Lu Yi's mind, feeling very happy.

"Xiao Fan, accept the plot."

"Nice little path."

Lu Yi lay on a wooden board covered with straw, closed his eyes peacefully, and had no fear of being a fish on the chopping board.

She read the plot information transmitted by Xiao Fan, and her whole body was motionless.

The main thing is that she can't move. The rope used to tie her up is worthy of being produced by a cleansing room.

The quality is very good!

The original owner was also called Lu Yi. He was a child from an ordinary family. His family had been a single-son family for nine generations, and they only had such a kid. Naturally, they held him in their mouths for fear that he would melt, and the whole family doted on him extremely.

The original owner's fate, which was soaked in honey, also changed when he was nine years old.

That day, the original owner was eating the candied haws he bought with his pocket money on the roadside. He was so happy that he even ran a few steps.

It happened that a vendor in front of him dropped something, and a man in luxurious clothes appeared from nowhere, squatted there with his butt sticking out, and picked up the item for the vendor.

The original owner didn't pay attention and bumped into it. Just as he came to his senses, he was pulled aside and forced to kneel on the ground.

The man who was hit was no ordinary nobleman.

He was the emperor who was on a secret tour.

The emperor had been reading the words of sages since he was young. Occasionally, he would go out of the palace on a whim to inquire about the people's conditions. When he felt something was wrong, he would bend down and help the vendors pick up things to do good deeds. Of course, he would not make things too difficult for the frightened children.

The emperor decided to give the original owner ten slaps. Before leaving, he glanced at the patch on the corner of the original owner's clothes and felt sorry for him.

I also feel that although this child acts rashly, he is a good person after all.

With just a few words, completely ignoring the person's refusal, the original owner was escorted into the palace by the guards.

With one cut, Lu Yi of the Lu family became Xiao Lu Zi.