After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"Tian Zhen, how are you doing now? I tell you, don't hold this kind of thing in. It's not good to hold it in. Hurry up and talk to your fat brother.

Just say whatever you want to say, right?

"Naive? Naive? Where are you? Why don't you say anything?" The fat man's mouth was like a machine gun, constantly outputting.

Wuxie knew the fat man's ability to speak, so he kept silent, waiting until the fat man started to wonder why he didn't speak.

That was the right time for him to speak.

"Well, go ahead and talk. I'm listening." Wuxie spoke, indicating to the fat man that he was still there.

“You’re still listening, I thought you were asleep.

That's not right. How can you just listen to me about this kind of thing? You should tell me." The fat man felt unexpectedly calm when he heard Wuxie's voice.

"Fatty, you asked so many questions, which one do you want me to answer?" Wuxie found it a little funny. He finally understood that this fat man was not here to comfort him. It was obvious that he wanted to come and ask him, the person involved.

Eat melons.

"Hehe, I think you can reply to all of them. After all, I am very concerned about your current situation." The fat man's sly laughter came from the other end of the phone.

Wu Xie laughed when he heard it. "I'll tell you everything. Okay. Listen carefully."

"Fatty! I'm fine! Nothing happened to me. I'm in such a good state right now!!"

Wuxie's mind raced, he took a deep breath, and then he repeated the fat man's original question in the same loud voice as the fat man had just asked.

"....." After Wuxie finished speaking, there was a complete silence on the fat man's side.

"Fatty? Fatty? Are you okay, Fatty?"

This time it's Wuxie's turn.

"Hehe, I'm fine. Tian Nai, you are really a gentleman. You will take revenge on the spot if you have a grudge." The fat man said with a smile.

"But it sounds like you're doing pretty well. I'm relieved. I was worried you'd be devastated, but now you're fine."

Wuxie listened to the fat man's words and wondered what this fat guy was doing with his emotions again.

"Don't play tricks on me. Tell me, how did you know this? How did you know so quickly about something that just happened at noon?" Wu Xie was curious. The fat man's speed of spreading information was quite fast.

If this had happened in the past, with the speed at which Fatty could spread intelligence, he would definitely have been able to become the director of the Intelligence Department and would have been in great glory.

"Hehe, you don't know this, it's a post..." The fat man answered with some pride, and wanted to go back to Wuxie Post Bar, but the fat man used his brain, which he seldom used, to think about it.

When Wuxie asked this, it was clear that he definitely didn't know about the Tieba. If he let the cat out of the bag at this moment.

Wouldn't that be a disaster for the comrades who are also watching the show on the forum?

"Iron what? What do you want to say?" Wu Xie was puzzled as to why the fat man stopped talking halfway.

"It's God's will. You don't even know it. Once this happens, it's like it has wings. Anyone with a little gossip will know about it."

The fat man quickly tried to make amends, saying to himself, "I'm so sorry, for the sake of my comrades who were just eating melons."

"Really? You're right. I'd want to know about this too." Wuxie believed what the fat man said. After all, it was really exciting for a boy to be confessed to by another boy.

It would be great if he wasn’t the protagonist, Wuxie thought.

"Fatty, do you think I look like someone who likes boys?" Wuxie expressed his doubts. He thought hard, but no matter how he looked at it or thought about it, he didn't look like someone who likes boys.

If that’s the case, why would someone, especially someone they don’t even know at all, confess their love to someone right away?!?

It was the first time that the fat man felt that Wuxie's words had a choking effect.

The fat man sighed in his heart, this is not a matter of innocence, do you like it or not?

This is something that everyone likes you very much, and it is the kind that is forced to play.

When the fat man thought of this, he thought of the fact that Wuxie was now in a wolf's den.

"Ahem, so naive. You can't be blamed for this kind of thing. This is their business. If you ask me, just keep calm. What's the difference between a man's confession and a woman's confession?

We're all human after all, and this actually proves that you're popular."

Wuxie has known that Fatty can talk for a long time.

Hearing what the fat man said, Wuxie thought, that's right, the nature of the matter is the same anyway, isn't this just admiring him?

"Well, Fatty, what you said makes a lot of sense. I like to hear it." Wuxie responded.

"Come on, isn't that right?" The fat man listened to Wuxie's words and summed it up with a sigh.

"I find that confessing one's feelings in public is too risky. Don't try it lightly unless you are absolutely sure."

"Well, what's up? What does our Fatty think?" Wuxie was curious and wanted to know what the Fatty was thinking.

"If this confession is successful, the house will be full of romance. If it's unsuccessful, you won't get the house." The fat man shook his head as he spoke, as if he had confessed himself.

"....From what you said, I thought you were going to confess your feelings." Wuxie finally understood that the fat man was a passive person when speaking.

After saying a few serious words, the passive state will be triggered and some jokes will be said.

"Oh, I'd better forget about confessing my feelings. I'm going to the capital to play tomorrow. Why should I care about confessing my feelings?" The fat man's mean voice appeared again.

"By the way, have you bought your plane tickets? Xiaohua has already arranged it here, business class, business class."

"Oh my! I never thought that I, Fatty, could actually sit in business class. It's true that when one person succeeds, everyone else succeeds."

The fat man couldn't suppress the joy in his heart and kept talking.

"Xiaohua has always been so cautious in doing things. Brother Rishan sent it to me. You are right, everyone will prosper, Wang Xiaoji." Wuxie nodded, responding to the fat man's joke.

"Hey hey hey hey, Xiaohua has always been cautious in doing things. I wouldn't say this without praising your Xiaohua."

"Wait, that's not right. Who did you just say? Brother Rishan? You're not talking about Zhang Rishan, Professor Zhang, right?!" After the fat guy finished being mean, he realized the shocking nickname behind Xiaohua.

"Yes, it's Professor Zhang. He told me to call him that. He said that calling him professor makes him sound old. He's not much older than us. Calling him brother makes him seem younger."

Wuxie told the fat man what Zhang Rishan had said to him before.

"Puff! Cough cough!" This time the fat man was really choked and was shocked by the thunder-like words.

How could such a serious person like Professor Zhang say such words?! ? ?

Even Fatty couldn't imagine that he could see so many unexpected things on Wuxie's side.

No wonder, no wonder Fatty saw topics about Wuxie and Zhang Rishan in the forum.

It turns out that it is not groundless. That’s right, there is no wall that is completely airtight in this world.

The fat guy hangs out in the forum every day, observing every move of the people there.

He would definitely take a good look at Wuxie. Among the many people in the forum, the one Fatty admired the most was the one called "Wu Xiaogou Bu Chi Sausage".

This guy is obviously a naive and toxic fan. When the fat guy clicked on the homepage, he saw that it was all naive things.

But it's a bit too detailed.

If only people on campus could log in to the forum, Fatty would have suspected that this person was a student. Otherwise, how could he have so much time to observe Tian Zhen.

The itinerary dynamics seem clearer than Tian Zhen himself.

"Very good, very good. I think Professor Zhang is right!" The fat man deliberately emphasized the three words "Professor Zhang" to remind himself.

The fat man felt that he was almost immune now. He was like a badger in the melon field. If there was only one melon, he would be very happy and would go forward to eat it hungrily.

But when faced with so many melons, I feel confused looking around in the melon field.

"Oh, by the way, did you tell Professor Zhang that Li Cu was going there? I guess you didn't tell him, if he hadn't bought it.

You can find your little flower~" Compared to Zhang Rishan who suddenly appeared and wanted to be younger, Fatty definitely wanted Wuxie and the orthodox trio to cultivate more feelings.

(Why is it an orthodox trio? It originated from the discussion on Tieba about the relationship between Wuxie and the masters in his dormitory.)

"How do you know I haven't told you yet?" Wuxie was surprised that the fat man really understood him.

"Huh?" Wuxie asked in confusion.

"What's wrong now? What new discoveries has Mr. Wu Xiaogou made?" The fat man shouted more and more that the nickname Wu Xiaogou was too cute and too suitable for Wu Xie.

There is nothing to say when it comes to choosing nicknames.

"I saw Li Cu's flight information on the flight that Brother Rishan sent me, but I clearly haven't told him about Li Cu yet."

Wuxie looked at his phone, confused.

Well, this is really a difficult question. The fat man was silent for a moment. "I think it's better for you to ask directly. Professor Zhang may have a minor in psychology and know what you are thinking."

"Is this true?! Can psychology tell this?" The fat man was just talking nonsense, but Wuxie really took it to heart.

"No, no, no, I was just joking. Can't you hear it, Tian Zhen?" The fat man didn't expect that Wuxie actually heard it. The fat man thought that Wuxie was going to argue with him as usual.

Asking if he was stupid or something.

"You also know that you are talking nonsense." Wuxie's tone recovered and he couldn't help but complain.

He did it on purpose. The fat man was used to talking nonsense, so he must have been frightened.

Wuxie was talking to the fat man while sending a message to Zhang Rishan.

Wuxie: "Brother Rishan, how did you know I needed you to take care of my brother?"

I typed and deleted the words Wuxie wrote, deleted and typed them again, and it felt like nothing I said was right.

Forget it, Wuxie deleted all the words he had typed again and stuck to his first version.

At the same time Wuxie sent the message, Zhang Rishan also sent a message.

(Zhang Rishan: "I guessed it. I saw him when I sent you home last time. I thought you two brothers should be preparing for a vacation.

Because of my project, it was affected. It was also a form of compensation for me. ”)

Wuxie looked at the messages sent by Zhang Rishan and had to say that Zhang Rishan was very good at talking.

Wuxie: "No, no. That's really troublesome. I'm grateful to Brother Rishan!"

"Tianzhen, are you chatting with Professor Zhang?" The fat man asked in an affirmative tone. He was sure that Wuxie was chatting with Zhang Rishan.

"Yes, didn't you just say to go and ask?" Wu Xie replied to Zhang Rishan's message and continued chatting with the fat man.

"Oh, what did you say?" the fat man asked curiously.

Wuxie repeated the conversation to Fatty.

The fat man was shocked. As expected, people with experience speak differently. They are so good at speaking.

The fat man even suspected that these words had directly grasped Wu Xiaogou's heart.

"Hahaha, Professor Zhang is really considerate." Is it true that older people know how to care for others?

These weird quotes always appear in fat people's heads.

"Yes, Brother Rishan is indeed very considerate." Wuxie responded

"I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm going to sleep. I'm hanging up."

The fat man looked at the hung up phone and thought for a while.

I always feel like something is wrong, but I just can't figure out what it is.

The fat man thought it was related to that kid Li Cu.

"Ah, ha! Who is scolding me behind my back?" Li Cu sneezed and rubbed his nose.

"I don't know if Wuxie said anything yet. If not, I'll buy the plane ticket myself." Li Cu looked at his phone, intending to send a message to Wuxie.

The fat man was right. Li Cu didn't know that Zhang Rishan had bought the plane ticket. Then how did Zhang Rishan know Li Cu's ID card?