After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"How about I go with you?" The fat man said something shocking, and looking at his expression, he didn't look like he was joking at all.

"??? What did you say? You want to go to the bathroom with me?" Wuxie muttered, thinking, don't make the fat guy become weird too.

"Yes, I'm just worried that you might get harmed by some bad guys again. After all, it's quite dangerous for you to be here, Tian Zhen.

Just like Tang Sanzang's flesh, everyone, be it human or ghost, wants to take a bite, regardless of whether it can bring immortality or not."

The fat man’s intention was good, but it would have been better for him not to set off.

"I'm already old, do I really need you to do this? It's totally unnecessary, it's totally unnecessary.

Besides, I'm on the big account, so you'd better stay here safely.

Don't worry, I'm not that popular. I'm not some Tang Monk's meat, so it's not to the extent that others will come over and take a bite when they see me."

Wuxie waved his hand, signaling the fat man to stay where he was and not move, and he would bring him some oranges... bushi.

He went to the toilet and came back soon.

"Be careful." Xie Yuchen stared at Wuxie. The fat man was silent, but he suddenly said something.

Wuxie was a little confused when he heard Xie Yuchen's words.

Just now it was Fatty, now it’s Xiaohua.

Wuxie also has a deep understanding of the practice of unexpectedly changing your mentality when you are usually serious.

They are collectively called cold jokes.

It's very humorous, the kind that Xie Yuchen would do.

Wuxie looked at Jie Yuchen, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, chuckled, and raised his hand to place it on Jie Yuchen's shoulder.

"It seems that my personal safety is really important. I will remain vigilant." Wuxie said.

He clearly just wanted to go to the bathroom, but it gave him a sense of urgency as if he had participated in the presidential election and won.

If that's the case, then his "bodyguards" did a very good job and were very professional in this matter.

Of course, Wuxie was talking about if.

But the reality is, he just wanted to go to the toilet to have a bowel movement.

There's no need to make it so grand. It feels like a three-year-old going to kindergarten for the first time and everyone is encouraging him.

No, no, no, Wuxie shook his head, "Forget it next time."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wuxie took a long step and ran towards the location of the toilet in his memory.

"Wuxie just went to the toilet, why do they all act so dangerous?" Yang Hao stood aside and took in everyone's reactions.

"Are you stupid?" Li Cu curled his lips and turned to look at Yang Hao standing next to him with a slightly impatient look.

"? Wow, I was just asking out of curiosity, and you're attacking me personally again."

"It's good that I didn't attack you mentally."

Li Cu stared at Yang Hao and pointed at himself.

"...You kid are so mean? Is your uncle here?" Yang Hao was not convinced. He was really not convinced. He could be outdone in speaking! ?

How can it be!

"Well, not only do I speak harshly, I look quite harsh too. You'd better be careful." Li Cu looked at Yang Hao as if to say, "That's what you said."

Even if Yang Hao had a plan, there was no place for her to implement it.

"Young man, don't be like a firecracker that gets lit at once. Be polite when you speak." The fat man watched Wuxie leave, and only turned around to look at Li Cu and Yang Hao arguing until his back was out of sight.

"Can you two learn from classmate Su Wan and be quiet and reserved?

To be honest, I still prefer the mature and calm type." Facing Li Cu, the fat man once again used several of his tried and tested tactics.

.......

........

"What!?"

"what!?"

"What are you talking about!" Li Cu was the first one to disagree with the fat man's words. Not to mention Li Cu, Yang Hao also felt bored listening to the fat man's nonsense.

What's the point of saying this?

Yang Hao didn't think this was a truth worth hesitating about.

If Wuxie really liked this kind of thing, it would be impossible for Su Wan to drag his feet for so long before getting that status.

It is also impossible for him to work in the military for so long to train Su Wan's professional skills.

Li Cu didn't believe it, and Yang Hao was even less so.

It's simply a fantasy, how is it possible! ?

"Fatty, don't tell us about some of these things. Do you believe what you said yourself?" Su Wan couldn't hold it back any longer. Just hearing what the fat man said now made Su Wan feel like being skewered and roasted repeatedly on charcoal fire.

Not good. Very bad.

Su Wan subconsciously looked in the direction where Wuxie had gone to the toilet. Not seeing the person in his mind, Su Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he was not there, otherwise if Wuxie found out that he was taking advantage of the situation, not to mention his status, he would probably be criticized.

"A-choo!" Wuxie was squatting and taking a shit when his nose suddenly felt itchy and he sneezed quite loudly.

Wuxie rubbed his nose disapprovingly.

There’s an old saying that if you sneeze once, someone is thinking of you; if you sneeze twice, someone is scolding you.

It's really scary psychology and some statistics.

Both educated and uneducated people were stunned.

Before Wuxie could finish muttering in his heart, he suddenly sneezed again. "A-choo!"

Something is wrong, something is wrong, this is very wrong.

"Could it be that someone is secretly cursing me behind my back?" Wuxie sniffed.

That's not the case, no one here would bother him, right?

Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Wuxie had just stood up and hadn't put on his pants when he heard someone knocking on his bathroom door.

"Someone!" Wuxie thought someone was coming to the bathroom and didn't know if there was anyone there, so he spoke out loud.

But the person at the door knocked even harder after hearing Wuxie's voice, with such force that he would not stop until he broke the toilet door off.

"Damn!? Are you in such a hurry? There's no other way?!?" Wuxie said loudly, thinking that the person outside might have a serious illness. At this time of the day, who else would go to the toilet?

As a result, he just couldn't let go of this toilet. What's the matter? He went there so many times that he became attached to the toilet.

The school toilet is owned by his family! ! ? ?

Wuxie cursed in his heart, but his hands did not stop moving for a moment.

Judging from the speed at which the person at the door was knocking, it seemed that this door would be unusable soon.

too dangerous.

"Okay, okay, okay, why are you in such a hurry? Is shit about to happen?" Wuxie's tone was filled with obvious impatience.

He raised his hand to open the toilet door.

Going to the toilet is a time when people are particularly vulnerable.

Suddenly, someone appeared with no idea what was going on and insisted on competing with him for a spot. Wuxie was really convinced.

Just as Wuxie unbolted the door, a figure opened the door and rushed in at an extremely fast speed.

She threw herself on Wuxie and hugged him tightly.

? ? ? ? ? ?

Wuxie didn’t understand. This is a toilet, right? This is a toilet! ! ! !

How could anyone do this!!!!???

How could this happen???

Wuxie stood there in a daze. He had never experienced such a thing in his life.

Is there anyone who would squat at the door of a toilet when others are using it for no reason?

Perhaps, he should have listened to Fatty and Xiaohua just now.

Now Wuxie finally understood that even if he was not Tang Monk's flesh, he had now become Tang Monk's flesh.

It’s a very popular dish and is very delicious.

It's all over. Wuxie was actually bullied in the toilet.

Who would dare to believe this if he told others about it? He didn't believe it anyway.

"No, brother... who are you, buddy?" Wuxie put his hand on his chest, trying to push the man away.

That man was quite strong. Wu Xie didn't believe it. With all the training he had done recently, how could he not be able to push it?

Could it be that he really needed more practice?

"Innocent."

Random thought storms and divergent thinking are occurring in the innocent brain, and he can think of anything.

This voice sounds familiar.

"Fuck! Why is it you, Zhang Haike? Are you a pervert?! You're barging in when someone is using the restroom. You're the most perverted of perverts!"

Wu Xie listened to the familiar voice ringing in his ears, which was like speaking of Cao Cao and here he comes.

If Zhang Haike had appeared in any other way, Wuxie could have been forgiven.

.....He was convinced and appeared in the toilet.

Wuxie felt that he would need a bodyguard when he went to the toilet in the future.

"Let's go." Zhang Haike stared at Wuxie motionlessly, and what he said to Wuxie was inconsistent.