After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"Hiss, this situation is a bit special." Wuxie touched his chin as if he was thinking.

"Apart from what you said, did he have any other experience or say anything else?" The emotional dispute program has now instantly turned into a detective missing person program.

It's better to go and do some psychological analysis than to stand here and wait for a spanking.

If you haven't eaten pork, how could you have never seen a pig run?

After all, he has lived for so many years. If he doesn't even know these things, it would make him seem inexperienced.

He is, of course, referring to theoretical experience.

He prefers to use his brain rather than his butt.

If you don't move now, you may not have the chance to move when you get back.

If he were given a chance to do it again.

He will definitely not give status easily again. Is this something he can give casually?

It’s not that he’s afraid. If Second Uncle and the others find out about this, then he’s doomed.

The worst case scenario would be to trouble his second uncle to go on a blind date.

If the task of carrying on the family line is entrusted to him, it will be a disaster.

"Anything else? ...Yes, there is, but he said he doesn't remember... He looked very abnormal."

"What's abnormal?" The fat man became interested after listening to Li Cu's description.

"He's mentally unstable." Li Cu said bluntly.

"Isn't this quite normal? Zhang Haike is usually like that. If he suddenly becomes normal one day, that would be abnormal." The fat man disagreed and just looked at it based on his previous interactions with Zhang Haike.

What the fat man said was absolutely right, Wuxie nodded in his heart.

But if I really have to say something, I'd better say it in a nice way: "Maybe something went wrong when I was recovering my memory."

"What do you mean?" Su Wan successfully learned his master's tricks and took advantage of every opportunity.

Wu Xie looked at Su Wan following the voice and said, "When I was in the illusion, I heard Cupid mention that he wanted to influence Zhang Haike at first, but for some reason, Zhang Haike was not influenced by him.

I think it might be that Zhang Haike was in a stage of memory recovery at that time.

Because of Cupid's influence, his memory recovery went awry," Wu Xie explained.

"Oh my god, he's going to be crippled this time." The fat man sighed. What do you mean by karma? No one can escape from it.

"As expected, people shouldn't do too many bad things, otherwise they will easily suffer retribution." The fat man added in amazement.

"What does it mean to be influenced by Cupid?" Xie Yuchen asked, listening to the truth that Wuxie had never said before.

...I didn't expect that Wuxie could say that he had forgotten about this, but he accidentally blurted it out.

"It's not a big deal, actually. This illusion happened in part because Cupid shot the arrow of true love into Liu Sang and Zhang Rishan.

"They were both influenced by the Arrow of True Love, which is why they did this," Wuxie explained, revealing the overly fantastical story.

Don't even mention that this is some kind of dream world, it's just pretty stupid.

What time is it, the arrow of love is still there.

Wuxie is now embarrassed and regrets why he didn't shoot arrows at that naughty kid Cupid at that time.

Don’t you like to match people up? Just shoot yourself an arrow of true love and chase after the matchmaker. It depends on whether the matchmaker hits you or not.

"The arrow of true love?" Zhang Qiling looked puzzled, even though he and Hei Xiazi had a long history and much experience.

After hearing these absurd words, I was a little...unable to react.

"Damn, that little thing really has something, it's really the god of love!? And it even has the arrow of true love!?" The fat man exclaimed, he really didn't expect it.

"I thought that kid just liked to brag and act all the time, but I didn't expect he was actually quite good at it."

"To be honest, I didn't expect him to be so brave." Wuxie shook his head, indicating that he had just found out about it.

"That Cupid belongs to a foreign country. Aren't you afraid of being arrested for using magic in our country without permission?"

Su Wan successfully found the highlight.

"He is the God of Love, what is he afraid of?" Yang Hao didn't understand. He and Su Wan had always had different ideas in this regard.

"Why not? Since there is a foreign god of love like him, it means there must be gods in our country as well." Li Cu disagreed with Yang Hao's words.

Wuxie was stunned listening to what the three of them said. Didn’t they talk about Zhang Haike’s problem at the beginning?

Why is the question of whether there are gods brought up again?

"He has been arrested." Wuxie saw the three children in front of him arguing with each other over this matter, and immediately gave the result to stop their dispute.

"Listen to me, I'm telling you, how can we let him do evil like this." After getting Wuxie's affirmation, Su Wan suddenly became confident and gestured to Li Cu and Yang Hao.

"Who caught that kid?" The fat man asked curiously.

"Yue Lao." Wuxie told the truth. There was nothing to hide.

Anyway, Yue Lao didn't blur this part of his memory, which means he can tell it all.

Wuxie has figured out Yue Lao's tricks.

Normally, Yue Lao would not tell Wu Xie what can be said and what cannot be said.

This seems too troublesome. It is more convenient to blur the memory directly rather than speaking it.

Wuxie also had experience, and his mind was still very clear and vivid as he recalled the memories from not long ago.

This time I won’t let you keep silent.

"Yue Lao!"

"Yue Lao!?!"

"This dream must be because of Yue Lao." Xie Yuchen directly pointed out the key point, compared to the previous exclamations.

Wuxie nodded. These words, one by one, could lift his underwear off.

I can’t hide it, I can’t hide it, I can’t hide it at all.

"I didn't expect that there really is someone higher up." Yang Hao sighed.

"What do you mean by there is someone above you? That means there is a god above you." The fat man corrected.

"Why does the combination of Yue Lao and Cupid sound so... mixed?" Su Wan said tactfully.

"Neither of these two people is possible. Could it be that gods also have a process for studying on business trips?" In comparison, Li Cu was very straightforward.

Wu Xie listened to Li Cu's words and raised his eyebrows calmly. It was not just a simple business trip to study, it was the Tianting Group.

Every god has KPI indicators.

"But why did Yue Lao choose us?" Compared to others, Xie Yuchen was very accepting from beginning to end.

At least no one saw an expression of surprise on Xie Yuchen's face, which proved him worthy of being the head of the Xie family who had seen many ups and downs.

“.....Well.” How should Wuxie answer this?

He couldn't possibly say that Yue Lao couldn't stand him anymore and personally stepped in to guide him for his year-end KPI?

How is that possible? Wouldn't that indirectly admit his stupidity?!

Impossible, absolutely impossible, there's something wrong with him... well, a little bit.

Wuxie held it in, insisting that he absolutely could not say anything for the sake of his remaining face.

"Hasn't Yue Lao been responsible for tying the red thread of marriage since ancient times? Could it be that he saw the red thread of our marriage?" Yang Hao replied wittily.

This statement is consistent with what most people think.

"The red thread of marriage, it's talking about us and Wuxie, right?" Hei Xiazi became excited when he heard this, and his vague eyes wandered over Wuxie's body.

It is impossible to say that you have no ideas. Even without a dog, it is impossible, let alone without a puppy.

Wuxie felt the gaze and turned around to glare at Hei Xia Zi.

"If that's the case, how many ropes would be tied around Wuxie's wrist? Would that wrist still be able to be tied up?" Yang Hao asked sincerely.

"You kid, this is a very strange question." As an innocent human radar, the fat man realized the possible ambiguity in Yang Hao's words almost the moment he heard what he said.

"Huh? What...what's wrong?" Yang Hao looked at the fat man with a slight stutter.

"Everything is wrong. Li Cu and Su Wan, you two should be careful." The fat man narrowed his eyes, his gaze swept over Yang Hao, and fell on Li Cu and Su Wan next to him.

The two of them were also staring at Yang Haohan.

What a great trial by three judges.

"......" Wuxie regretted it again. Actually, he shouldn't have said that.

With that said, it felt like his butt was one step closer to danger.

His words just gave those who might be coveting him a legitimate reason.

It sounds so high-sounding, what a red thread of marriage.

Is this how this thing is used!!!??????

If he had known this earlier, he should have reported it to the matchmaker. The red line should have a clear division. For example, people of the same gender would not need this red line.

It's a bit of a waste of resources.

Wuxie made suggestions in his heart, but he was just thinking about it secretly.

"Ahem, I'm going to the bathroom."

Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy.