After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"What did he say to you!?" Cupid's tone became excited when he heard the familiar name.

"Hmm? Nothing much to say. Don't worry, we really didn't talk about you."

When dealing with Cupid, the god of love, Wuxie accurately pinched his lifeline.

What's so great about that? This little Cupid has caused him so much trouble. It's a good thing he didn't blow his head off with one punch.

"What did you say? Why don't you tell me?" Cupid looked at Wuxie, who seemed to be hesitant to say something, and his doubts grew even stronger. Wuxie must have been hiding something from him!

"Are you in such a hurry? Didn't I say it was really nothing?"

"Looking at you like that, how could it be nothing?" Cupid didn't believe it. Wuxie had already lost his trust in him because of how he had behaved in front of him before.

He didn't believe it, absolutely not. No matter if it was Yue Lao or Wu Xie, he didn't believe what either of these two people said.

"Well, if you don't believe me, then don't believe me. Look, I believe what you said about true love's kiss. How can you not believe me?

Can there be more trust between humans and... the God of Love?" Wuxie curled his lips.

Even if you are wrong, you still say you are right.

"Then...how can it be the same! What I said is all true! On the contrary, you clearly have something to say, but you don't say it and deliberately conceal it!!" Cupid became more and more excited as he spoke.

In terms of the art of language alone, how could Cupid be a match for Wu Xie?

But when it comes to the true love's kiss he just mentioned, Cupid is inevitably a little at a loss.

"How is it different? When you talk to me, isn't it just you lying to me and me lying to you?" Wuxie said as he sat up and looked towards the place where Cupid's voice was.

Wuxie's gaze was too intense.

Cupid, who was floating outside the illusion in his virtual body, was a little dazed. If he didn't know that they were in an illusion, Cupid really thought Wuxie could see him.

"Lie to you? I didn't lie to you. I came here to help you with good intentions, but you are blaming me?" Cupid was angry.

Liu Sang frowned and looked very angry.

"No? How can this Cupid have such an active expression?" The fat man looked at Liu Sang, who was being held by the collar.

His hands were itching. He wondered if Cupid, the god of love, would feel pain if he hit Liu Sang now.

"Hey, what do you think? If I hit him, would that count as assaulting a foreign clergyman?"

"He'll catch him and take him to the International Court of Justice." Although the fat man said this, his hands did not show any sign of cowardice.

I just looked at the fat man's hand, which was placed in front of Liu Sang's face to indicate the distance, shaking it from time to time.

"If you are a man, don't just talk and don't do anything." Xie Yuchen crossed his arms and looked at the fat man's restless hands with a smile.

"Hua'er, you want to harm me." The fat man looked up at Xie Yuchen opposite him.

"That's right, don't just talk the talk." Li Cu, who was watching the fun, instigated the fat man.

"Just listening to this Cupid talking makes me feel like I deserve a beating."

"I also say that the way Cupid speaks, it's obvious that he has never suffered from the beatings of society." Yang Hao agreed.

"Yeah, I think so too. How about, Brother Yang, come here, I've found the right location, just raise your hand and pia in this direction, and it will be done."

The fat man's hand is making a parabolic movement.

"Don't move." Zhang Qiling's voice sounded very clear here.

"Hey, hey, hey! Dumb, be gentle, don't dislocate me."

Everyone turned to look at Zhang Qiling, only to see that Zhang Qiling was holding Hei Xia Zi's arm even more tightly than before.

"I'm eager to save my disciple... Since you guys are all so slow, why don't you let me do it?" Hei Xia Zi muttered. Just now, he took advantage of the time when everyone was talking to move towards Wu Xie at a slow pace.

He thought he could take advantage of the situation and get close to Wuxie, but before he could get halfway, he was strangled.

"You're kind enough to come and help?"

"I don't know whether you are causing trouble or helping." Wuxie snorted coldly when he heard this.

".....Isn't it obvious...I'm so kind, and you still doubt me?" Cupid stuttered.

"Don't you want to know what Yue Lao said to me?" Wu Xie raised his hand to support his head and looked in that direction.

"What was said?..." Cupid felt that something was wrong, but after hearing Wuxie's tone, he didn't particularly want to know.

"Speak now, those who have committed crimes will be arrested soon."

“…” Cupid fell silent for a rare moment.

"Honestly, talking about true love's kiss is a bit too unreasonable." Wuxie shook his head.

"If you put it another way, I might still believe it."

"You...you...you knew this a long time ago!?" Cupid didn't expect that things would develop...like this.

I originally thought that I could scare Wuxie by coming here, but in the end, I was the one who was fooled.

"So...Yue Lao told you a long time ago that you have been playing tricks on me just now!?" Cupid was in disbelief.

I didn't realize it at all and was tricked.

"So you know everything! And why have you been talking to me for so long?!" Cupid's mood had changed from disbelief to anger.

"Is it interesting?!" Cupid couldn't stand it anymore. It turned out that he had been seen through a long time ago, but he was still so self-righteous and thought that he had performed very well?

Why doesn't that matchmaker guy play by the rules at all?

Didn't we agree not to tell anyone about this?! Didn't we agree to keep it a secret for me?

Didn’t we agree to never meet Wuxie secretly again?!?

Cupid broke through the defense, and the feeling of being deceived is not pleasant at all.

"Is this what you call Sun Tzu's Art of War?" Cupid was already a little dazed, and the words that Yue Lao had said to him before flashed through his mind.

This is too sneaky!

He never thought that Yue Lao actually had such a trick up his sleeve for him! ? ?

Did he forget that he was here to help him?!

He and Yue Lao are clearly in cahoots!! Why does it feel like he’s the villain now!!??

As expected, Yue Lao is a very old-fashioned and conservative guy! Humph! Cupid snorted in his heart.

"This is called the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. I've told you that you still have a lot to learn." Wuxie pushed himself up from the ground with his hands.

As he spoke, he brushed off the dust on his hands.

"Yes! So it was you and Yue Lao who conspired to deceive me!" Cupid shouted.

"Ahem, is this guy angry because of embarrassment?" Zhang Rishan, who had been silent for a long time, has now done it. When he speaks, he gives sharp comments, which is also very entertaining.

"Shut up!" Cupid shouted as he listened to Zhang Rishan's words.

If he had known that Zhang Rishan and Liu Sang were so impatient, he should not have shot arrows at them.

Any one of them would be better than these two.

"Well, listening to what this little Cupid said, have you been fooled by your innocence?" The fat man grinned happily when he heard the unpleasant tone of Cupid.

"Well, it seems that Wuxie seemed to have anticipated this." Xie Yuchen nodded, but he was still confused.

Yue Lao? What relationship does Wu Xie have with Yue Lao?

Listening to the words of the God of Love, Wuxie seems to be very familiar with this Yue Lao?

"No, this is too fantastical. What's going on here? The God of Love and the Matchmaker? Do they know each other?

It doesn't make sense at all!? Could it be that they met during an exchange program abroad? " Yang Hao shook his head. These two names actually bumped into each other right in front of him one day.

"Well, it's indeed very fantastic, but isn't it even more fantastic that Wuxie actually knows Yue Lao?" Li Cu's current mood is the same as Yang Hao's, which is hard to describe.

"Also, Yue Lao and Wu Xie actually teamed up to deceive Cupid..." Su Wan continued.

It's hard to judge the mood of the three of them right now.

This was even more shocking to them than the things they had seen before.

Is this still Chinese?

Is this still China?

Where did this get them?

"Hey, you guys think, Teacher Zhang hasn't said much, so isn't he shocked at all?" Yang Hao was really a little curious.

"I don't know, but I noticed that my master didn't look particularly shocked..."

"Could it be..." Su Wan touched his chin and said.