After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"......What did you say?"

Listening to Cupid's words, Wuxie was stunned for a few seconds, and he began to doubt whether this was something a normal creature in this world would say.

"....What? What did this kid just say?" The fat man raised his hand and scratched his ear.

"That's not human language." Li Cu stared at Liu Sang and commented sharply.

"That's really not human language. What's this about true love's kiss? Do you want all of you to give it a kiss one by one? That won't work!" Yang Hao said, looking around at everyone present.

"It's not impossible. I think we need to pull Wuxie back from the illusion as soon as possible." Hei Xiazi smiled and wiped his lips in a very unnatural manner while speaking.

"Hey, don't be so impatient just because you want to kiss." Li Cu looked at the disrespectful Hei Xiazi speechlessly.

"I'm doing this for Wuxie. Do you want Wuxie to be trapped in the illusion forever? You have bad intentions." Hei Xia Zi said righteously.

"How is that possible! Of course I want to rescue Wuxie!" Li Cu immediately explained after hearing the blame Hei Xia Zi put on him.

"That's it, elder, do you understand? Ahem, let me go first!" These are the words that the arrogant Black Blind Man can say.

"Come on, this is about respecting the elderly and loving the young. What kind of age competition is this? Who is the oldest? Who is the youngest?" Yang Hao watched the fire from the other side of the river, watching it grow bigger and bigger.

Hei Xia Zi was about to approach Wu Xie with his hands rubbed, but was interrupted by Zhang Qiling's hand on his shoulder.

"Hmm?" Hei Xia Zi turned to look at Zhang Qiling, who looked calm, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

In terms of age, he and Zhang Qiling really can't compare.

"I am older than you."

Hei Xia Zi looked at Zhang Qiling and said this.

… “Haha, I don’t think we need to be so rule-abiding. I suggest whoever is quickest comes first!”

Hei Xia Zi's mouth twitched slightly, trying to avoid Zhang Qiling's hand and pounced straight towards Wu Xie.

But how could this matter go as smoothly as he expected?

Zhang Qiling grabbed Hei Xia Zi's arm and pushed him against Wu Xie's cabinet.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't resort to violence just because you can't win the argument." At this moment, Hei Xia Zi deeply felt that talking too much would lead to harm.

There’s a saying that goes, “Bad people die because they talk too much.”

He has demonstrated the value of this statement through his own actions.

"If it's about respecting the elderly and loving the young, then I think I also have a place to fight for..." Su Wan watched the contest between Zhang Qiling and Hei Xia Zi.

I don’t know if it’s because of Wuxie’s promise that my courage suddenly increased.

He dared to fight and fight.

Yang Hao stood behind Su Wan, his eyes slightly widened, looking at Su Wan's back.

"That's great. Now you know you've fought for it. Congratulations, classmate Su Wan, you've already achieved success!!!"

If we were to ask who was the happiest to hear Su Wan say this, it would definitely be Yang Hao, who has been Su Wan's love strategist for so long.

I was deeply excited, feeling that the child I raised had finally made it big.

"Hmph, since when has age become a criterion for judgment?" Li Cu looked at Hei Xia Zi and then at Su Wan, and snorted coldly.

This is the kind of relationship where the master and his apprentice are crooked and the lower ones are crooked.

"That's right, age cannot be the criterion." Xie Yuchen stood there, his movements unchanged.

Before speaking, he was like a spectator, not worried about Hei Xia Zi's actions at all.

After all, everyone knows what the person standing here says, does, and is like.

"No, can you believe what this kid says?" The fat man paused for a long time, waiting for Xie Yuchen to speak, and then spoke after the situation stabilized a little.

"Hahaha, Wuxie, you really don't know how funny what they say outside is.

Respect the old and love the young? The oldest ones come first. Hahahahahaha, this is really funny. "

Liu Sang's expression at this moment was expressionless on the upper half of his face, while the lower half was laughing.

It's very inconsistent, but it also proves that what this guy said is true.

"...Actually, you don't need to tell me all this." Wu Xie completely gave up. He simply lay flat on the ground, forming a relatively perfect character.

"It's better not to tell him about your idea." Wuxie raised his hands to cover his eyes, or he could be more careful and not call him.

Just tell them outside and don't let him know.

Now... he is truly socially dead.

"I think this illusion is too illusory. It's fine for me to stay here." Wuxie has given up resisting.

If he really had to choose, he would rather open that door.

"Hey, Professor Zhang, is your door still working? I think it would be more convenient for me to just open this door."

Between freedom and social face, Wuxie decisively chose social face.

This is no longer a question of whether it will be socially dead or not.

Wuxie closed his eyes and prayed to Cupid, the little god of love, not to broadcast it to him.

"His door is useless now. Do you think that after I give you a solution to the problem, I will leave you with any other choice?" Liu Sang frowned slightly. Cupid seemed to not understand Wuxie's behavior.

"Besides, weren't you very reluctant to open that door just now? That's why I, the God of Love, came over reluctantly to help you solve the problem.

Why do you change your mind now? I really don't understand you." Cupid didn't understand.

"Although you have a lot of ideas, I will still help you." Cupid said that it is rare to find a god of love as helpful as him.

"Haha, thank you so much." Feeling hopeless, Wuxie sighed, turned around and continued to lie down.

"Tsk, they're so slow, can't they hurry up?"

"Well, you can say whatever you want, but stop reporting what's happening outside to me." Wuxie couldn't help but say.

"Huh? Why? Don't you want to know their choice?" Cupid didn't understand.

"I'm not really that curious...Thank you for your kindness..."

"Wu Xie, do you think I still have a chance if I arrive now?" Zhang Rishan, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke like a bolt from the blue.

The words are shocking.

"...I don't think that's necessary... Actually, I think what you just said about going abroad is also a good idea.

I feel like I need to stay somewhere else for a while after waking up this time." Wu Xie shook his head, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"You want to stay somewhere else? Okay, where do you want to go? I'll find you a place." Cupid was a little excited when he heard Wuxie's words.

"You can do this?"

"Of course I have to. After all, this place is under my control now." Cupid was a little proud.

Damn... I really should have asked Yue Lao to send you back to your country.

Wuxie thought about how he was only busy eating melons, and he wanted to go back and throw a punch.

Now you come and cause trouble for him.

Is this retribution? It’s not that there is no retribution, it’s just that the time has not come yet.

Sure enough, everyone will have his own retribution.

"Whatever, find me a place with nice scenery."

"Okay." Cupid responded.

The next second, the scene in the illusion suddenly changed.

"Damn it! I told you to move me to a beautiful place, I didn't tell you to put me in the sea!?"

Looking at the marine life within reach, Wuxie was so frightened that he jumped up immediately.

"Isn't it beautiful here? I think it is. Such a beautiful blue sea. Aren't these jellyfish beautiful?

Wuxie, your thoughts are really hard to guess."

Liu Sang curled his lips.

“.....If you want to wait for an opportunity to take revenge on me, you don’t have to go to so much trouble...” Wuxie calmed down a little when he felt that he was still breathing normally.

It’s beautiful. Who says it’s not? I just hope the pre-swing isn’t too scary.

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. I'm not as bad as you think."

"You are what I am, you are trying to trick a villain into thinking that a gentleman is a villain... Anyway, don't misunderstand me! I don't have the time to take revenge on you." Cupid stammered and couldn't make any sense.

"That's called judging a gentleman by one's own standards. Instead of wasting time on illusions, it's better to study hard. After all, Chinese culture is extensive and profound.

If you learn well, you and Yue Lao will have more common topics to talk about.” Wu Xie commented again.

"...You...what are you talking about! I don't need any common topics...stop talking nonsense!"

Before, he stuttered because of his lack of education, and this time he stuttered because of his arrogance and his reluctance to speak directly.

"Yes, yes, I was just talking nonsense. After all...Yue Lao told me...Oh, forget it, I was just talking nonsense anyway.

Forget it." Wuxie shook his head with pretended regret.