I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

A full moon hangs high in the waters of the New World.

Bored Luffy picked up the Den Den Mushi and said, "Hey! You bastard Zoro, come over and have a party! Invite Hancock and the others."

The green algae-headed girl's obviously excited voice came from the Den Den Mushi: "Here it comes!"

The green-haired man who put down the Den Den Mushi looked at the women on the boat who ignored him and smiled awkwardly: "Luffy asked us to come over for a party!"

Since leaving Wano Country, the ships have been divided. Hancock and the Nine Snakes Pirates are still on the Aroma Serpent, and Nami, as the navigator of the main ship, has to stay on the Sunny until the anchor is dropped.

The other women stayed on the Fanghua with the green-haired girl. Perhaps because of their ranking during the day, except for Yamato, even the usually well-behaved Garette ignored him.

"Oh oh! What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Yamato, the foodie, jumped up and headed straight for the Sunshine.

"Let me carry you over, Robin."

Robin rolled his eyes at him, raised his hands, grew a pair of white wings, and flew over nimbly.

The green algae-haired girl looked at Tashigi, and she also snorted coldly and flew over with the Moon Step.

Reiju threw him a wink, changed into her combat uniform in an instant, and flew into the air with a flap of her butterfly wings.

So he walked up to Garrett, who looked pitiful and said, "Because I'm the last one, are you asking me last?"

"Ahem...how could that be? I know they can fly, so I was just being polite to them."

You bastard! I'd never trust you!

But she still forced a smile and hugged the green algae head: "Let's go."

Finally, when Hancock brought the Nine Snakes Pirates, a lively banquet began. Led by Captain Luffy, they raised their glasses to celebrate the alliance between the two sides.

The night is gentle, the lights are dim, the laughter at the banquet is intertwined with Brook's melodious music, and the beautiful and heroic figures of the members of the Nine Snakes Pirates are as intoxicating as the fragrance of fine wines.

During the dinner, Luffy talked about the new bounty order and speculations about Vivi's whereabouts, which triggered Luffy's bold statement - after he becomes the Pirate King, he will hold a banquet with the whole world.

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone burst into laughter. How could anyone want to do such a thing?

The fun ended perfectly after everyone had eaten and drunk their fill and the moon was high in the sky.

The three ships dropped anchor there.

After the banquet, the atmosphere on the Fanghua was somewhat relaxed, so Green Algae Head struck while the iron was hot: "Hey! Now that we've had enough food and drink, let's go to the third floor and soak in the hot springs!"

However, he was still only met with a few people rolling their eyes in response.

Seeing this, Yamato, who was originally tempted, had no choice but to give up.

Seeing everyone go back to their rooms, Green Algae Head was slightly disappointed. Suddenly, he thought of something, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly as he muttered to himself, "Hey! We still have a long way to go to Egghead Island. How dare you ignore me? I'll deal with you one by one!"

……

The stars are like tiny diamonds, quietly inlaid on the gorgeous clothes of the night, sparkling with bright light. The sea surface becomes soft and deep under the caress of the moonlight.

The three pirate ships were quietly parked on the water. The hustle and bustle of that time had disappeared and there was silence on the ship.

In the darkness of the night, on the second floor of Fanghua, a dark shadow floated, the figure jingled, until it reached a door.

The stunningly beautiful woman in the room had already been lying on an extremely large bed, about to fall asleep.

Suddenly, she heard the door creak and sat up alertly. She saw the door that let in the light was quickly closed. A black shadow as fast as lightning quickly appeared beside the bed and put its arms around her slender waist.

So she stopped panicking and just smiled slightly: "Hehehe... I clearly locked the door, where did the key come from?"

The green algae-head grinned and said, "This is the boat I arranged. Of course I need to prepare a few extra keys. Otherwise, what if you lose them?"

Robin rolled her eyes at him and said, "Stop being so playful with me. I'm still angry and you fooled me today."

"Ahem... You should have guessed what happened between Hancock and me a long time ago. I was going to confess to you last time on Fishman Island, but you didn't want to hear it."

"So you're pushing your luck? Yamato, Garette, Tashigi, um, oh, and that guy you saved on Beehive Island... Pepe! He even went to war with the Four Emperors."

The green algae-headed man had a dark face: "This damn big-eared thief!!"

"Who are you showing your displeasure to?"

"Hey... I was on Beehive Island and I beat up Aokiji for you. If you don't believe me, ask Enel."

Robin pinched the soft flesh on his body: "It was Aokiji who helped me beat you up!"

"Ahem... Perona, you know her. She's a cadre under Gekko Moriah." The algae-haired man changed the subject: "After the Battle of Marineford, Kuma took me to Hawkeye. She was the one who saved me. So, knowing she was in danger, of course I had to save her."

"Just a life-saving favor? How do you explain that if she is your master?" Robin smiled.

"Oh... okay..." So the green-haired man turned on the desk lamp and handed over the small notebook in his sleeve: "Well, you should know after reading this, but you have to keep it a secret for me."

Seeing his mysterious look, Robin was stunned. He flipped through a few pages out of curiosity, his expression gradually becoming strange: "This... is this what you call hard work and practice??"

The green algae-headed man's eyes widened: "Isn't this hard enough?!"

"Hahahaha..." Robin, who had instantly figured everything out, laughed radiantly, "So, all those weird things you've been doing after two years of not seeing each other were all taught to you by her?"

I see, that bitch actually looks down on my secret book.

So he got angry and snatched it back: "What's so funny? Don't tell anyone!"

"Ahem...Okay, Zoro, you're very funny today." Robin imitated him and moistened his throat.

"Great! Not only do you laugh at me, you even dare to mock me!"

"Ahem...you're also very handsome when you're angry...ah!"

Before Robin could finish his teasing, he was tackled by the green algae-haired guy who pretended to be vicious.

"Congratulations, you've succeeded in irritating me!"

Robin smiled and said, "How's the sound insulation on this ship?"

"Hey! No one will hear you even if you scream at the top of your lungs!"

"Hahaha... then I'm relieved." Then she looked around, her eyes full of teasing: "No wonder you built this house so spacious, so you like big things."

"Hey, I thought the room was too small on Onigashima."

"Hehehe... the devil flower is blooming!" Robin had just finished speaking when he transformed into an eight-meter-tall, slender demon. Then, a seductive look appeared on his evil face: "Is it big enough?"

The green algae-headed man also grinned and cast a Dharma image, also growing to eight meters before stopping: "Hey, this makes the room look smaller."

Then, the room was filled with the roar of demons.

……

It was unknown how long it had been, or how many battles it had taken, but the demon with the bloodline factor was finally defeated, and she returned to her original appearance.

"Huff, huff, huff, didn't you use your clone to go to Nami today?" Robin, who was sweating profusely, gasped heavily.

"Hey, you were unhappy last time, so of course I'll coax you first this time." The green-haired man stepped forward and grinned, obviously having no intention of giving up.

"I really can't do it anymore...why don't you go and comfort Nami?"

"Look at what you said. One guest should not bother two hosts. Now that you are here, how can you go out to look for Nami? Go to sleep."

After saying that, the green algae-headed man turned over and hugged her slender waist obediently.

Robin smiled slightly, very seductively: "Hahaha... Then do I need to trick Nami over next time, just like Tashigi and the others did?"

"Hey, this isn't good...is it?"

She rolled her eyes and pinched his soft flesh: "Huh? You really dare to think so!"